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Date Posted: 11:39:22 03/16/04 Tue
Author: Kyle
Subject: Toe tappin' Tuesday
Coconut
Writer: Harry Nilsson
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."
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Toe Tappin' Tuesday -- LaneyLounge, 16:21:10 03/16/04 Tue [1]
The lion sleeps tonight
by The Tokens
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way (drum fill)
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight
(repeat Wimoweh chorus--with vocal ad lib similar to the intro in theforeground)
Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight
(repeat wimoweh chorus)
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling.The lion sleeps tonight
Trust me, no one can Ahhhh-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like I can. Dogs actually howl.
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Toe Tappin' Tuesday -- The dixie cups (amongst others), 22:46:52 03/16/04 Tue [1]
My grandma and your grandma
Were sitting by the fire
My granma told your grandma
I'm gonna set your flag on fire
Talking 'bout
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Iko iko on day
Jockomo feeno ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay
Look at my king all dressed in red
Iko iko on day
I'll bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead
Jockamo feena nay
Talking 'bout
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Iko iko on day
Jockomo feeno ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay
My flag boy and your flag boy
Sitting by the fire
My flag boy told your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire
Talking 'bout
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Iko iko on day
Jockomo feeno ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay
See that guy all dressed in green
Iko iko on day
He's not a man, he's a loving machine
Jockamo feena nay
Talking 'bout
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Iko iko on day
Jockomo feeno ah na nay Jockomo feena nay..
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Jockomo feeno ah na nay Jockomo feena nay -- I can top that one, Bucko!, 01:20:24 03/17/04 Wed [1]
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya,
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya,
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya, oh, Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s singing, Lord, Kumbaya,
someone`s singing, Lord, Kumbaja.
Someone`s singing, Lord, Kumbaya, oh Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s praying, Lord, Kumbaya,
Someone`s praying, Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s praying, Lord, Kumbaya, oh Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s crying, Lord, Kumbaya,
someone`s crying, Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s crying, Lord, Kumbaya, oh, Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s sleeping Lord, Kumbaya,
someone`s sleeping, Lord, Kumbaya.
Someone`s sleeping, Lord, Kumbaya, oh, Lord, Kumbaya.
;-)
Somewhere, I hear someone chuckling.... as I am! :-)
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Hmmmmm -- Bucko, 09:56:06 03/17/04 Wed [1]
3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Pat - Clap Slap
Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
Pat it on your partner hand... right hand
Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
Cross it with your left arm
Pat your partner left palm
Clap Pat! Clap your hand...
Pat your partner right palm
Clap Slap! Clap your hand...
Slap your thigh and sing a little song
My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her
My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her
3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
Clap Clap!
Clap your hands and prepare to Pat
Take your right arm
Pat your partner?r palm with your right palm
Clap!
Take your hand back and clap
Clap!
Take your right arm
Cross your right arm with your left arm
Pat your partner?r left palm with your left palm
Clap!
Now back with a clap
Take your hand to your palm and slap your thigh
And watch the fun materialize
As you sing this little song:
My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her
(whisper)
3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her
My mama told me if I was lucky
That she would treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty told her, I shoulda told her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she told her
That's what she told her
I don't believe It
Yeah right
Can you believe it?
3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
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Gibberish, you say? -- Sharon, Lois and Bram, 10:20:59 03/17/04 Wed [1]
Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo,
I love you;
Skinnamarinky, dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo,
I love you.
I love you in the morning and in the afternoon.
I love you in the evening underneath the moon.
Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skiinnamarinky doo,
I love you.
Author Unknown
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Gibberish? Poppycock! -- St. Paddy, 14:33:39 03/17/04 Wed [1]
The Unicorn Song
From: Songs of Ireland
Background:
Written by children's author Shel Silverstein, this song was popularized by the Irish Rovers in the 60's. We've added some our own additional lyrics to make it a wee bit more optimistic.
words and music Shel Silverstein, new verse Andrew McKee
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns
[New Lyrics]
Now you might think this is the ending to the song,
But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact your wrong
You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,
They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn,
The second star to the right and straight on until morning.
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On the nose? -- betting man, 18:00:40 03/17/04 Wed [1]
Delaney had a donkey everyone admired,
Tempo'rily lazy and permanently tired
A leg at ev'ry corner balancing its head,
And a tail to let you know which end it wanted to be fed
Riley slyly said ""We've underrated it,
Why not train it?" Then he took a rag
Rubbed it, scrubbed it, oiled and embrocated it,
Got it to the post and when the starter dropped the flag
There was Riley pushing it, shoving it, shushing it
Hogan, Logan and ev'ryone in town
Lined up attacking it, shoving it and smacking it
They might as well have tried to push the Town Hall down!
The donkey was eyeing them, openly defying them
Winking, blinking, twisting out of place
Riley reversing it, ev'rybody cursing it
The day Delaney's donkey ran the half-mile race
The muscles of the mighty never known to flinch,
Didn't move the donkey quarter of an inch
Delaney lay exhausted, hanging round its throat
With a grip just like a Scotchman on a twenty shilling note
Starter, Carter lined up all the rest of 'em.
When it saw them, it was willing then
Raced up, braced up, ready for the best of 'em.
They started off to cheer it but it changed its mind again
There was Riley pushing it, shoving it and shushing it
Hogan, Logan and Mary Ann Macgraw,
She started poking it, grabbing it and choking it
It kicked her in the bustle and it laughed ""Hee - Haw!""
The whigs and conservatives, radical superlatives
Libr'rals and Tories, they hurried to the place
Stood there in unity, helping the community
To push Delaney's donkey in the halfmile race
The crowd began to cheer it, Rafferty, the judge
Came to assist them, still it wouldn't budge
The jockey who was riding, little John McGee,
Was so thoroughly disgusted he went home to get his tea
Hagan, Fagan students of psychology,
Swore they'd shift it with some dynamite
Bought it, brought it, then without apology
The donkey gave a sneeze and blew the darn stuff out of sight
There was Riley pushing it, shoving it and shushing it
Hogan, Logan all the bally crew,
P'lice, and auxil'ary, the Garrison Artillery
The Second Inniskilling's and the Life Guards too
They seized it and harried it, picked it up and carried it
Cheered it, steered it to the winning place
Bookies all drew aside, and committed suicide
Because Delaney's donkey won the halfmile race
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Yikes! -- LaneyLounge, 20:28:40 03/17/04 Wed [1]
Who's the pervert who's admiring my daughters ass?! ;-)
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Coma-ti yi yippy, yippy yea aka Come tie my pecker to a tree -- Femok, 13:07:47 03/18/04 Thu [1]
Old Chizzum (Chisholm) Trail
Come along, boys, and listen to my tale,
I'll tell you of my troubles on the Old Chizzum Trail.
Coma-ti yi yippy, yippy yea, yippy yea,
Coma-ti yi yippy, yippy yea.
I was born in Texas in the year '89,
I can ride anything this side the state line.
Went down to San Antone and went to workin' cattle,
And here come t&e sheep men and we had a battle.
There ain't no better territory in the United States,
But she shore is hotter than hell's own gates.
It's I an' Bill Jones was good old cronies,
We was always together on our sore-backed ponies.
We left Nelson Ranch on June twenty-third,
With a drove of Texas cattle, two thousand in the herd.
We whooped them through Gonzales, night was drawin' nigh
We bedded them down on a hill close by.
Foot in the stirrup, my seat in the saddle,
Best little cowboy that ever rode a-straddle.
Slicker in the wagon and pouring down hail,
Goin' round the herd with a dogie by the tail.
It's rainin' like hell and it's gittin' mighty cold,
And the long-horned sons-a-guns are gittin' mighty hard to hold.
Saddle up boys, and saddle up well,
For I think these cattle have scattered to hell.
Me and old Blue Dog arrived on the spot,
And we put them to milling like the boiling of a pot.
I'm on my best horse and I am goin' on a run,
I'm the quickest-shootin' cowboy that ever pulled a gun.
I flushed them left, couldn't get 'em to stop, .
I can run as long as an eight-day clock.
My seat in the saddle and I gave a little shout
The lead cattle broke an' the herd went about.
My quirt in my hand, my slicker on my saddle,
I hung and rattled with them goddam cattle.
Some of 'em we captured without half tryin',
They was so damned scared they didn't need hog-tyin'.
We strung 'em out next mornin', and the boss made a count
And he said, "Boys, we are just a few out."
"Make a circle, boys, and don't lose no time,
I am sure they will be easy to find."
It was over the hillside and over the draws,
And we soon brought in the old Two Bars
It's bacon and beans 'most every day
I'd as soon been eatin' prairie hay.
I hit my little pony and he give a little rack,
And damned big luck if we ever get back.
I hit my little pony and he give a little rack,
And damned big luck if we ever get back.
I'm headed south just whoopin' and a-yellin',
If I don't find a steer, I'll take a heifer yearling.
Jumped in the saddle and hit him with my quirt,
The hind cinch busted and the saddle hit the dirt.
With my blankets and my gun and a rawhide rope,
I'm a-slidin' down the trail in a long keen lope.
I'll chew my tobacco and I'll squirt my juice,
I'm goin' down to town to see the old Blue Goose.
I went to the bar and struck on a bell,
Here comes a bunch of niggers running like hell.
Pulled out my gun, brought it on the level,
And them damn niggers run like the devil.
And they got me by the foreleg and put me in jail,
And I couldn't find a damn soul to go my bail.
Boss come around with a whip in his hand
And he swore, by God, I wasn't worth a damn.
I sold my horse and I sold my saddle,
You can go to hell with your longhorn cattle.
I'm goin' back home, I'm not jokin' or lyin',
I'm goin' back home, just a-yellin' and a-flyin'.
I hunted up the boss to draw my roll,
He figgered me out eight dollars in the hole.
I'm goin' downtown to get a little dope
'Cause my back's all broke from the draggin' of the rope.
Jumped on the train and gave such a yell,
The goose-back broke and the train went to hell.
When I thought of my gal I nearly would cry,
I'll quit herding cows in the sweet by and by.
I hadn't been at home but some days two or three
When I put off my gal for to see.
"If you've made up your mind to quit the cowboy life,
I have fully decided to be your little wife."
Farewell, old paint, I wish you no harm,
I've done quit the business to go on the farm.
No more a cow-puncher to sleep at my ease,
'Mid the crawlin' of the lice and the bitin' of the fleas.
Woke up one mornin' on the old Chizzum Trail
With my pecker in my hand and a cow by the tail
(alt. cho:)
Come and tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree
Come and tie my pecker to a tree.
Stray in the herd, and the boss says "Kill it"
So I shot it in the ass with the handle of a skillet.
First time I seed her she was floatin' down stream
With her ass blowin' bubbles and her pussy flowin' cream
Fucked her standin' and I fucked her lyin'
If she's had wings I'd of fucked her flyin'.
Last time I seed her, and I ain't seed her since
She was jackin' off a bull through a barbed wire fence.
Jumped in the saddle, and the saddle wasn't there
So I sunk eight inches in the old gray mare.
My seat's in the saddle and my saddle's in the sky
I'll quit punchin' cows in the sweet by and by.
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