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Date Posted: 08:20:22 01/03/04 Sat
Author: Jo
Subject: And a groaner :)
In reply to: Jo 's message, "Dear Dogs" on 08:19:22 01/03/04 Sat

Two young women went into a furniture store and asked to be
directed to the sofa department. The salesman who greeted them
was a chauvinistic good ol' boy who knew that his chances of
making a sale were always much better when dealing with a
married couple. Still, he reluctantly began showing them the
sofas, settees and love seats.

"What we're really looking for is an upholstered footstool
that's long and wide," one woman admitted.

"Oh, I might have known," responded the salesman, "but I don't
think either of you are going to be able to find anything like
that. I've always felt a woman can't get a long width ottoman."

yes yes it's a groaner, but it's still a funny pun!!! :)~

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