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Date Posted: 13:18:54 04/04/04 Sun
Author: Ethel Hozniak
Subject: Baseball Vs. Politics

From April 4th edition of the 'Chosen Ones' column. Edited for Wilkes-Barre Online clarity. Ever play MadLibs. Here's my version.
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The (United States) have one thing that the (French) sorely lack. Namely, (George Bush). This guy has been the (United States) skipper for 13 seasons, and 12 of them have resulted in division titles. Others have been named (President) of the Year, while (Bush) continued to be snubbed by his peers. The thinking was that the (United States) were a rich ball club. Their payroll has always been near the top, but the turnover on that club has been steady, if not downright scary. Still, (Bush) and (Cheney) led the latest installment of the (United States) to the top of the (World) heap. 13 may be an unlucky number and all, but as our former mayor taught us: You can't count your theaters until they're built.

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