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Date Posted: 10:50:12 Thu 26/02/04
Author: D.J Rapid-Fire
Subject: Fuck dis shit!
YO FUCK DIS SWEATY ROCK SHIT! YOU`S SHOULD GET INTO SOME REAL MUSIC QUICK-TIME! CHECK OUT THAT WICKED UNDERGROUND DRUM N` BASS SCENE, TWO-STEP DRUM N` BASS, OLD SCHOOL DRUM N` BASS AND EVEN THAT NEW SOUND "CLOWN-STEP DRUM N` BASS"!! IF IN ONE MONTH I FIND YOU`S LOT IS STILL PLAYING THAT HEAVY ROCK SHIT,I`M GONNA DRIVE BY YA AREA AND "UZI IT UP"!
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Sebastian Peppermint, 23:18:20 Thu 26/02/04 [1]
Yawn......How about you bring something innovative and humourous back in a month instead?
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- D.J Rapid-Fire, 14:16:29 Fri 27/02/04 [1]
OH MY GOSH!! IT`S ON NOW MR PEPPERMINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- drews esco, 01:43:04 Sat 28/02/04 [1]
innovation is for suckas. you'll only be met with a barrage of abuse from conformist twats. people fear change.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- D.J Rapid Fire, 10:18:00 Sat 28/02/04 [1]
DREWS ESCO! YOU WANT BEEF FOR YA`SELF? PEPPERMINT AND ESCO,I`LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YA`S CLEAN OUT! I`M TELLIN` YA`S!
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Drews esco, 18:42:32 Sat 28/02/04 [1]
Bring it Rapid fire... I got more beef than Pat Butcher
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Pat Bateman, 11:53:10 Tue 02/03/04 [1]
Rapidfire: people like you, give satirical messages on boards a bad name. You’re message was silly and pointless, disrespectful and so devoid of humour I’m ashamed to have even bothered reading it. OK, so I sometimes can be found guilty of posting (not necessarily on this site) inane and pointless diatribes, but I always try to inject some kind of humour into what I do. Rapidfire, you’re just thick. Cases in point: Trying to use misjudged Ebonic slang and coming off like a second rate Ali G. Trying to pretend to be a DJ without any knowledge of music, drum n bass related or otherwise. Trying to make people laugh with an ironic internet post and failing. Trying to start an online beef with Drews Esco, someone with more fresh product than Tescos.
Good luck with the recording guys.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- D.J Rapid-Fire, 08:48:23 Wed 03/03/04 [1]
ALL YOU`S BETTER TAKE A STEP BACK BEFORE YOU GET SLAPPED BACK! I BEEN IN THE SCENE FOR TIME NOW AND I NEVER COME ACROSS SUCH DAMN FOOLS IN ALL ME DAY! ALL YOU`S DO IS BITE OUR STYLE, WITH YA BAGGY GARM`S AND YA NIKE SHOES, YA BETTER SORT IT OUT QUICK-TIME YA FLIPPIN` PRATS! CHECK ME IN THIS MONTHS KNOWLEDGE MAGAZINE,YOU FAT BANGER`S WILL KNOW I`M FOR REAL WHEN YA SEE ME IN THERE,
"I`M THE REAL DEAL,I MAKE`S ALL DA BITCHES FOCKIN` SQUEAL!!!"
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Pat Bateman, 15:34:46 Wed 03/03/04 [1]
"ALL YOU`S DO IS BITE OUR STYLE, WITH YA BAGGY GARM`S AND YA NIKE SHOES,"
Who's style are they biting? Some anonymous internet beef starter with a fake email address and a busted cAPS lOCK. Cock. I really hope that "real deal" line was not a direct quote from anything you've been involved in because that was really awful. Why anyone would want to bite your style is beyond me, you need to cool your delusions of grandeur and stop flattering yourself. my mum once gave me some good advice which I'd like to pass on to you now:
Fuck Off And Get Raped You Idiot.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Snodgrass, 23:51:32 Wed 03/03/04 [1]
Nah,chill back with all that rape talk Pat.You know Rapid Fire has had his fair share of problems with men taking without asking in the past.He got his DJ name that night Big Quiche rapidly fired his lamb cannon all up in this bitches a-hole.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Ken Bran, 00:10:12 Thu 04/03/04 [1]
Is that the same DJ Rapid-Fire thats headlining The King of The Dick Suckers Marathon at the Blue Oyster on Friday night?
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- D.J RAPID FIRE, 09:07:45 Thu 04/03/04 [1]
FUCK Y`ALL!!!! YOU`S ARE GONNA HAV A VISIT FROM ME AND ME MATES, THEIR NAMES ARE UZI,GLOCK AND A.K!! YOU CUNTS ARE GONNA GET FUCKED UP TALKIN ALL THAT DISRESPECT AND SHIT!!!!
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Shyzer, 22:57:59 Thu 04/03/04 [1]
How are you gonna carry 3 guns dickhead?
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Cot Death Chris, 03:03:07 Fri 05/03/04 [1]
Rapidfire, you are a complete boon. Successful parody or pastiche requires a complex knowledge of the conventions of a particular genre or artistic style. As the saying goes, immitation is the best form of flattery, and this is true to the extent that often the biggest fans are the best at taking the piss. You are trying to mock something which you are ignorant of and therefore you come accross as a buffoon.
If you really knew your stuff about drum and bass music, or had any respect for that scene at all, you might be able to pick up on the cliches in an innovative manner and use them to comic effect. Even the most diehard fans would probably find you funny. Instead, you confuse the vernacular of the UK garage scene with the haggard rhetoric of mid early-mid 90s gangster rap. If you had your finger on the pulse, you might even know that most of that slang you're attempting to mimmick hasn't been used within that genre since about 1996.
Come on, I don't claim to know a great deal about either scene, but might I suggest you make jokes about the burgeoning student-loan dj scene or the overuse of Coup De Villes in gangster rap lowride conversions which, I gather, is the subject of some laughter among true lowrider enthusiasts.
Knowing 3 types of gun doesn't make you a clever pisstaker. I bet you couldn't even tell the difference between the guns you namedrop if they were pointing at your head. Do you even know why the Glock - by and large an unreliable and inaccurate weapon - even has any favour at all between smalltime gangsters?
In future why not take the piss out of people like yourself? - thick "alt."rock internet dumbasses whose small mindedness and borderline racism makes them condemn a culture they barely understand further than the hackneyed popular media stereotypes of yesteryear.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- Pat Bateman, 14:55:48 Fri 05/03/04 [1]
Quite right, Cree$e, Coup De Ville’s are so passé these days in Lowrider circles.
Well, DJ Rapid Fire, you really have impressed everyone and made so many friends. I just hope you’re some young buck who’ll grow out of this childish behaviour and one day become a pillar of society.
I don’t wanna diss you, but can you please answer a few questions for me:
1. Are you, as Cree$e implies, a Student-Loan-DJ?
2. Can you tell me the name of the biggest drum n bass tune so far this year?
3. Who recorded “Warhead”? (That’s too easy)
4. Back in the day, Aphrodite and Mickey Finn did a tune sampling which tv show?
5. Did your dad ever creep into your room late at night when you were little?
6. Jonny L heads up which drum n bass label?
7. What is Photek’s first name and what was his first EP called?
8. Does your mum have regular check ups at the clinic?
9. D-Type is the newest alias of which drum n bass star?
10. Are you gay?
Yeah, answer a few of them and show everyone that you’re at least a little bit clued up. Fucker.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- D.J RAPID FIRE, 09:25:54 Tue 09/03/04 [1]
COT DEATH CHRIS?!!!!! WHAT A FUCKED UP AND SICK NAME YOU GOT! THAT ENT` THE SORT OF THING TO BE CALLIN` YA SELF MAN! A WHITE BOY THINKIN` HIS BLACK IS ONE THING,BUT WHEN THEY GOT A FUCKIN` SICKO NAME AND THEY PREACHIN` TO ME SOME BULLSHIT BOUT HOW THEY RECKON` SHIT IS, THAT JUST TAKES THE FUCKIN` PISS! WHAT THE FUCK IS A STUDENT-LOAN D.J? I AINT BEEN A STUDENT SINCE I LEFT SCHOOL AT 12!!
YOU THINK I DON`T KNOW ME GUNS EH? BELIVE!!! I KNOW ME FUCKIN` GUNS YOU PRICK!
AK47, BIG DIRTY ASSAULT RIFLE FROM KALISHNIKOV IN RUSSIA, FIRES UP TO 150 ROUNDS PER MINUTE,NO-ONE WOULD BE POINTIN` THAT A MY HEAD WHITE-BOY,THAT`S FOR TAKIN` PEOPLE OUT AT DISTANCE!
GLOCK,CHEAP ASS BLACK PISTOL FAVOURED BY COPS IN AMERICA,17 SHOT CHAMBER,THIS WOULD BE POINTED AT YA HEAD,FOR CLOSE RANGE STYLE SHIT,GANGSTA`S FAVOUR THIS SHIT COS THEY`RE FUCKIN CHEAP AND EASY TO GET, I OWN 2 ME`SELF I SHOULD FUCKIN` KNOW!
UZI,THESE ARE THE SHIT, RAPID AS FUCK,THIS IS HOW I GOT ME D.J NAME! HANDY FOR DRIVE BY`S AND SHIT!
I COULD GO ON ALL DAY ABOUT GUNS, COLT,SMITH AND WESSON, BERRETA, BUT I AINT GOTTA PROVE ME SELF TO SOME ONE WITH SUCH A FUCKIN` STUPID NAME, COT DEATH IN INFANTS EFFECTS ENUFF` PEOPLE, IT`S FUCKIN` HARROWING FOR THE MOMS AND DADS AND THAT! BUT YOU TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT LIKE A PRAT!
DO ME THIS ONE THING, DROP THAT FUCKIN` NAME ELSE I`LL DROP YOU,YOU SILLY CUNT!
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- D.J Rapid-Fire, 13:47:36 Sat 06/03/04 [1]
ALL YOU PRATS ARE GETTIN` ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN NERVES NOW MAN! I STEP UP ON THIS SITE WITH ME OPINION AND YOU COLLEGE/UNI EDUCATED BOOKWORM-COMPUTER CLUB-GEEKS JUST SLAP ME DOWN,WITH YA STUPID LONG WORDS AND YA FUCKIN` LONG-ASS ESSAY-STYLE REPLIES! WHEN YOU`S WERE GETTIN` TAUGHT AND BUMMED BY YA LECTURERS I WAS OUT LEARNIN ON THE FUCKIN` STREETS, STEALIN`,FIGHTIN`,SHOOTIN` GUNS, DOIN CRACK! I COULD FUCK UP ALL Y`ALL WIGGAS NO FUCKIN` PROBLEM!! YA FUCKIN GEEKY PRATS!!
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- George, 20:26:42 Sun 07/03/04 [1]
I'll put the 'essay' type replies more simply?
GO AWAY LITTLE BOY.
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Re: Fuck dis shit! -- spank, 00:38:44 Tue 09/03/04 [1]
fuckin' hell mate,i dont wanna hurt no-one so just leave rapid fire alone, hes just misunderstood.aaaaaaaaagggghhhh...must hav sum talent.
gotta be up in 3 hours to do tha bins,fuckin hell.aaaaaggghhhh
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