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SPAM! -- spoOk (DER), 07:21:04 10/27/08 Mon [2]
im a geek!
CLICKY!:
http://the-lupercal.myminicity.com/

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- Re: SPAM! -- transiit, 21:14:00 10/30/08 Thu
do'OMG!!! -- spoOk (elated), 16:54:27 07/24/08 Thu [4]
wow!
i see your all still here...amazing.
*pokes at the dust and cobwebs*
coughcough*

im still here!
i still speek at transiit and keep up a bit with the many passings of kristinas lubs.
i got cat o nmy myspace somewhere i swear...too many faces to count.
oh wait...myspacesez 350.
i have new home sorta new job and newly aquired boy thing penis provider!
WOOO!
oh yes and last but not least...ello kevin and mike and such.
toddles off*

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- *smack* -- Kristina, 17:48:32 07/25/08 Fri
  - her msn sez shes ironing....O.o -- spoOk, 16:18:07 07/28/08 Mon
    - freekiz0id2 -- Kristina, 10:25:51 07/29/08 Tue
... -- Cat, 16:21:32 02/18/08 Mon [14]
It's a jungle out there.

Who got eaten?

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- Re: ... -- transiit, 00:28:09 04/05/08 Sat
  - Me, too... -- Kristina, 20:50:54 04/06/08 Sun
    - Zombie Inducing news? -- Cat, 21:17:04 04/08/08 Tue
      - Re: Zombie Inducing news? -- Kristina, 15:28:17 04/09/08 Wed
        
        Busy lady! -- Cat, 23:09:03 04/10/08 Thu
        
        Very busy -- Kristina, 16:56:57 06/03/08 Tue
- Re: ... -- Jessii, 06:12:54 04/12/08 Sat
  - Gah! -- Kristina, 18:57:46 04/13/08 Sun
    - Re: Gah! -- Jessii, 18:44:30 04/16/08 Wed
- Re: ... -- transiit, 23:47:25 04/22/08 Tue
  - Why, you two timin' son of a... -- Kristina, 20:16:19 04/28/08 Mon
    - Re: Why, you two timin' son of a... -- transiit, 23:12:33 06/15/08 Sun
- Hehehe... Eaten -- Mike, 09:40:07 06/01/08 Sun
Happy Birthday Spook -- transiit, 01:45:18 11/18/07 Sun [4]
Sorry, but we still didn't get you anything.

-transiit

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- THANKS! -- spoOk, 16:44:29 11/22/07 Thu
- Herfy Birfday? -- Kristina, 16:48:57 01/03/08 Thu
  - I DID! -- spoOk, 17:23:10 01/05/08 Sat
Life is sweet. -- Jessii, 20:23:10 10/31/07 Wed [2]
Hey all, i know it's been ages since i spoke, didn't have the net for awhile. Anywho for all those from yrs ago who had to listen to my constant family issues, i moved out a month ago and couldn't be happier. I have more hours at work and yeah.. life is sweet. Have i missed anything?

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- RAD! -- spoOk, 19:17:53 11/02/07 Fri
im calling it -- spoOk, 23:20:44 09/28/07 Fri [13]
time of death

like ages ago!
sigh.

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- Re: im calling it -- transiit, 19:35:18 10/01/07 Mon
  - Rofl -- spoOk, 16:24:56 10/03/07 Wed
    - Re: Rofl -- transiit, 19:41:48 10/03/07 Wed
      - no you did -- spoOk, 05:38:14 10/05/07 Fri
        
        Re: no you did -- transiit, 19:42:19 10/05/07 Fri
        
        Especially in drag (NT) -- Mike, 06:58:15 10/06/07 Sat
        
        Is this where someone walks in with outstretched arms groaning, "Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnsssss"? -- Cat, 17:14:17 10/06/07 Sat
        
        Re: Is this where someone walks in with outstretched arms groaning, "Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnsssss"? -- transiit, 19:42:59 10/08/07 Mon
        
        i had a conversation this canuck turkey day about... -- spoOk, 06:07:58 10/09/07 Tue
        
        Re: i had a conversation this canuck turkey day about... -- transiit, 20:22:26 10/09/07 Tue
        
        Ooh lord! -- Cat, 20:29:58 10/10/07 Wed
        
        we had tofu or bean curd by productsssssss!!!!!! LOL -- spoOk, 16:44:01 10/13/07 Sat
CLEAR!! -- Mike, 14:25:08 09/03/07 Mon [5]
*ZZTHUD*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
CLEAR!! *ZZTHUD*
beeeeeeep... bip... bip... bip... bip

Whew... She's stable at last.

It was pretty close there for a second.

So anyway. I've had a lovely day. I saw pretty pink flowers with faces in the middle bear their fangs and sink them into children. The old ladies cried, which cheered me up no end!
I really think I'd quite enjoy watching a child being ripped into pieces of unrecognisable bloody chunks. I really would. I've learned to despise most people I don't know. Weird, that. Anyway.
Do you think a chicken could defeat a pigeon?

So I was wondering... Just now... what's been your most disturbing fantasy? Something violent? Sick? Kinky? Violently sick and kinky? Really, in all honesty, what dream or desire has really left you clutching at straws of your mental stability?

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- Are we talking sexual fantasy or ANY fantasy? -- Kristina, 19:32:07 09/03/07 Mon
  - ANY! -- Mike, 05:48:53 09/16/07 Sun
    - O.o -- spoOk, 19:13:53 09/22/07 Sat
      - Well... Why not? -- Mike, 15:21:13 09/30/07 Sun
I CAUGHT CRABS!! -- Mike, 23:41:38 08/10/07 Fri [3]
No seriously!

I was in Wells The Sea and we went crabbing. So much fun. Bait in a little bag and drop it in the water. The crabbies come and pinch at it and hold on when you lift them out of the water. Then you put them back with some of the bait! WHEE!! We caught 21 and some were HUGE!

Cruelty free fishing. No hooks or anything.

My friends were both pooped on by Seagulls. Heh heh

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- poop is lucky -- spoOk, 22:21:28 08/11/07 Sat
  - What about crab poop? -- Mike, 14:26:43 09/03/07 Mon
The muted whisperings of the smallest rabbit after it's throat hd been cut -- Mike, 16:11:50 06/12/07 Tue [11]
Wonderings... What be they that control me? Damned invisible foe. I fear the protagonist comes into view through the surface of a mirror.

Agression. The mirror cracked and now invades the flesh of my fist. Is the darkness assimilating me?

RUN! For the sugar treats have spyed you and intend to cause you hyperness and giggling.

Should general happiness with poverty and struggling be better than 9-5 misery for a better pay check? I don't know. How did I get so crap at everything?

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- mmmm treats.... -- spoOk, 18:08:02 06/12/07 Tue
  - Chemicals! -- Mike, 06:14:22 06/29/07 Fri
    - no see i sed hi and then i dun one of them intarweb action things and tackled you. -- spoOk, 17:18:30 07/01/07 Sun
      - LIES!! You have designs on my bits! -- Mike, 18:49:35 07/15/07 Sun
        
        watching tv and wondering when others will post here again. -- spoOk, 20:24:39 07/15/07 Sun
        
        It's true... -- Mike, 07:41:15 07/16/07 Mon
        I was beginning to wonder when no-posting would catch up to me -- Kristina, 17:30:01 07/16/07 Mon
        
        right you went right...i mean left...no your other left...O.o yes you left. -- spoOk, 20:28:49 07/16/07 Mon
        
        yes please! -- Kristina, 21:15:34 07/17/07 Tue
        
        pouch pickle? -- spoOk, 17:25:15 07/21/07 Sat
speaking of postcards! -- spoOk, 20:51:17 05/31/07 Thu [3]
my friend whats in thailand right now sent me a postcard from Laos (Hongsa).
WEE!
itsa picture of an elephant BUM.

yey!

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- spoOk! -- Kristina, 20:39:08 06/03/07 Sun
  - LOL...no SERIOUSLY....lol (NT) -- spoOk, 05:31:04 06/05/07 Tue
hellooo!!!........ooo....oo.......o............... -- spoOk, 18:04:20 04/11/07 Wed [7]
anyone here?

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- *meep* -- Kristina, 07:38:08 04/26/07 Thu
  - i moved yknow. -- spoOk, 15:57:39 04/29/07 Sun
    - nay, i didn't! -- Kristina, 16:18:25 05/15/07 Tue
      - sweet! -- spoOk, 17:04:09 05/16/07 Wed
        
        I can always use a posty card! -- Kristina, 10:47:06 05/21/07 Mon
        
        COOKIE!!! weehoo! -- spoOk, 18:41:23 05/23/07 Wed
I heard some agression and came running! -- Mike, 02:05:03 03/02/07 Fri [11]
Yeah... All is good again in the Mike world.

Also, I've got a new job! Team Manager for a call centre on a commercial product. Its all goooood.

Started a folky kind hippy mellow band with my lawyer. He's on guitar and singing and I'm funking it up on the bass. Think Blur/Beck/Divine Comedy... whatever. It's not too conventional. We don't want a drummer so a buddy of mine who does electro beats is gonna do mellow samples and drums for us. Weird it up a bit.

Woot woot? I think so.

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- You have a lawyer?! -- Kristina, 10:49:27 03/02/07 Fri
  - Hell yes! -- Mike (kinda wet), 13:13:58 03/08/07 Thu
    - my bro is a drummer...hes always in at least two bands (NT) -- spoOk, 23:37:41 03/08/07 Thu
      - IS HE A PUNKER? -- Mike, 16:10:36 03/09/07 Fri
        
        yes...sorta? and ...no i do not...but my bro does -- spoOk, 17:12:21 03/09/07 Fri
        
        you been kicking too much arse? (NT) -- mikey, 18:49:00 03/09/07 Fri
        no i was dancing too much? -- spoOk, 22:51:04 03/10/07 Sat
    - I'm not really a "failed guitarist"... -- Kristina, 08:29:39 03/16/07 Fri
      - Happy slapping? -- Mike, 05:08:44 03/24/07 Sat
      - take up kickboxing with your hubby (NT) -- spoOk, 18:54:04 03/27/07 Tue
Damnit! -- transiit, 23:57:53 02/23/07 Fri [5]
Keep posting, you silly nutters. Like I tried to say before, I ain't shutting anything down, so if this place dies, it's because all of you had nothing to say.

So speak up!

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- heh i just came here to post an angry where is everyone post myself. -- spoOk, 06:02:52 02/24/07 Sat
  - *rubs eyes and stumbles over slippers* -- Kristina, 09:55:17 02/26/07 Mon
- Re: Damnit! -- Jessii, 17:38:16 03/01/07 Thu
  - Re: Damnit! -- transiit, 00:21:45 03/02/07 Fri
i hab a code -- spoOk, 13:48:28 02/12/07 Mon [1]
which is to say ive got some congestion...it sucks...it makes my eyes water and its alot like allergies.
poopy!!!

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Hiya folks. -- transiit (meh.), 22:55:15 01/25/07 Thu [4]
Ok, I'll admit it, I've got a bad feeling Happyland's not well. I won't shut it down as long as anyone's still got an interest, but I've got to tell you: I'm no leader, I can't keep this thing afloat.

But, after bouncing a message off Christafa (aka Spookyland Webmaster), he's got no problem with me giving you nutters the link to the new-fangled Spookyland board that will probably go public in the next week or so.

So, if any of you have interest in setting the tone over there, here's the link: http://romandirge.proboards66.com/

As for me, I'll probably be floating around there a bit to start, but I'm going to keep checking in here from time to time. I also float around a few other boards these days, so I'm not that hard to find.

Happy trails,

transiit

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- Ever seen A Charlie Brown Christmas? -- Kristina, 09:15:40 01/27/07 Sat
  - I'm not shutting down anything. (NT) -- transiit, 14:48:10 01/27/07 Sat
  - Re: Ever seen A Charlie Brown Christmas? -- Jessii, 00:33:56 01/31/07 Wed
Lawl -- Cat, 12:01:39 01/17/07 Wed [11]
I revamped my myspace, which I love doing. If anyone cares to check me out (rawr),

myspace.com/kittenpixe

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- CAAAT!!! -- spoOk, 18:43:27 01/17/07 Wed
  - RAR -- Cat, 22:00:40 01/17/07 Wed
    - eee!!!! my candy coating!!!! (NT) -- spoOk, 23:48:31 01/17/07 Wed
      - Your candy coating is in my belly. -- Cat, 14:30:01 01/18/07 Thu
        
        EEEEE!!!!! -- spoOk, 19:57:28 01/19/07 Fri
        
        that's it, in the pool -- ~Loki, 01:18:35 01/25/07 Thu
        
        *jumps in* -- spoOk, 18:23:01 01/25/07 Thu
        
        Did you make a bubble with your bum? -- Cat, 00:51:26 01/27/07 Sat
        
        Heheheh.... -- Mike, 15:53:31 03/23/07 Fri
        
        I'll just sit here under the umbrella and throw peanuts at your head. -- Kristina, 09:11:03 01/27/07 Sat
Blurrrr? -- Mike, 11:30:15 01/13/07 Sat [14]
Hola.
Sorry I've been quiet. There's a lot going on and I don't hink I can put more than a couple of lines down without depressing everyone. January is a crap month for people being down and I don't wanna make it worse. So in case anyone wondered, I'm ok. Will update when I can.

Me

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- Please, depress away! -- Kristina, 11:56:41 01/17/07 Wed
  - my dog goes wee in the am and wee in the eve..is yours still a puppy? -- spoOk, 18:47:09 01/17/07 Wed
    - My dog goes wee at least every two hours... -- Kristina, 10:02:10 01/18/07 Thu
      - Re: My dog goes wee at least every two hours... -- Jessii, 15:39:51 01/18/07 Thu
        
        I invested in a cage collapsable travel type thingy... -- spoOk, 19:55:45 01/19/07 Fri
        
        Yeah, I have a cage thingy, too... -- Kristina, 14:50:59 01/20/07 Sat
        
        i actualy caught my dog tipping his bowl over on purpose...so i stopped -- spoOk, 17:17:20 01/20/07 Sat
        
        He's fairly well trained, but he just has slip-ups for no apparent reason. -- Kristina, 17:04:33 01/21/07 Sun
        
        hahahahaa....O.o train wrecks are great that way. -- spoOk, 17:22:19 01/21/07 Sun
        
        She must be the most hyper dog in the world! -- Kristina, 14:52:33 01/20/07 Sat
        
        my boy is 9 and people think hes stil la puppy -- spoOk, 17:18:42 01/20/07 Sat
        
        What kind of dog is he? (NT) -- Kristina, 16:50:20 01/21/07 Sun
        
        border collie blue heeler german shepard -- spoOk, 17:23:32 01/21/07 Sun
so what did everyone do for new yrs? -- spoOk, 06:42:12 01/09/07 Tue [4]
any new years resolutions?
any amazing parties or even more amazing hang overs?
a friend of mine had a party that left him waking up on his front lawn in his boxers with his brother picking up garbage around him.
i didnt make any resolutions.

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- to sculpt my butt while i brush my teeth -- Kristina, 11:06:12 01/09/07 Tue
- Re: so what did everyone do for new yrs? -- Jessii, 19:50:49 01/10/07 Wed
  - Gah! Took long enough! -- Kristina, 13:50:13 01/14/07 Sun
Hey -- transiit, 20:37:57 12/30/06 Sat [2]
Hey, somebody go cheer up Cat. (I tried, and no luck)

I even offered a video clip of someone setting a Tickle Me Elmo on fire (hey, I didn't say I was any good at this)

-transiit

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- Re: Hey -- Jessii, 19:49:41 01/03/07 Wed
Um -- Cat, 06:32:52 12/22/06 Fri [7]
Broke up with my boy of 3 years. Got dumped, actually. I am really not okay. Any advice?

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- Re: Um -- ~Loki, 10:41:34 12/23/06 Sat
  - ha -- ~Loki, 10:42:57 12/23/06 Sat
    - BLUH -- spoOk, 15:17:51 12/27/06 Wed
- What's with people always breaking hearts right before the holidays? -- Kristina, 17:18:14 12/27/06 Wed
- I'm no good at this -- Mike, 11:57:09 01/02/07 Tue
- apparently dirge and you got the same run of luck -- spoOk, 23:13:29 01/12/07 Fri
wooo! -- spoOk, 14:13:34 12/20/06 Wed [7]
i got a kristina card!
YEY!

in other news....im still jobless.
looksl ike nothing will come of it till after the dead guy on a stick festivities are over and everyone gets real drunk and counts backwards at midnite and stuff.

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- Sorry that there were no pics inside... -- Kristina, 09:54:34 12/21/06 Thu
  - O.o -- spoOk, 14:12:51 12/21/06 Thu
    - No? -- Kristina, 17:23:20 12/27/06 Wed
      - oooh ok..welll.... -- spoOk, 00:25:06 12/28/06 Thu
        
        mmm... blueberry candy canes! -- Kristina, 21:37:29 12/28/06 Thu
        
        LOL -- spoOk, 03:50:15 12/29/06 Fri
k this ride is getting old -- spoOk, 23:54:01 12/13/06 Wed [1]
i dont like this game any more....NEEEEXT!!!!
Id like to turn the page now.
or shakethe etcha sketch and start over.
fuh.
any one got a hilltop i can scream off the top of?

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Some... Thing -- Mike, 01:10:35 12/02/06 Sat [6]
My Radar was faulty and life was a big scary beast with sharp claws. They cut deep and wounded all around. The flailing limbs with outstretched scythes turned the splurting crimson into a cocophony of screams and joyous colour. How wonderfull! The tears, fears, sneers and hate all intertwining and bringing such beautiful pictures to the eyes of the onlookers. The lucky fell to the ground, dead with their stares fixed. The images burned into their retinas with dots and streaks of red decorating their corpses.

The beatuty of death can only be appreciated by the onlooker and therefore underlines the joy of life!! HALLELUJAH!!

Has Loki gone?

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- Re: Some... Thing -- transiit, 16:42:29 12/02/06 Sat
  - i'll take sphincter sez whuh? for 300 alex. -- spoOk, 00:46:51 12/03/06 Sun
    - Re: i'll take sphincter sez whuh? for 300 alex. -- transiit, 07:24:35 12/03/06 Sun
      - Thats depressing... I like that guy -- Mike, 11:46:07 12/07/06 Thu
        
        Re: Thats depressing... I like that guy -- spoOk, 20:10:51 12/07/06 Thu
tooth decay is painful -- spoOk, 16:14:36 11/24/06 Fri [9]
todays lesson:
your parents lied.
just becuz you brush your teeth with flouride toothpaste and floss and rinse and garggleand use listerine or whatever other mouth wash,your teeth will still fall apart at some point.
and alas some of us were cursed with worse tooth geneticsthan others.
mine are the kind that require regular dentist appointments...which i am currently and have almost always been not financially capable of.

heres a neat little tidbit to chew on while your face feels like stabby pain and you want to chop your head off to make it stop:
tooth decay is the leading cause of suicides in africa.

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- Re: tooth decay is painful -- Jessii, 21:20:14 11/24/06 Fri
  - :( -- spoOk, 09:47:28 11/25/06 Sat
    - Re: :( -- Jessii, 06:42:35 11/26/06 Sun
      - that musta been sureal! -- spoOk, 03:42:00 11/27/06 Mon
- Yeah, I ended up with good news/bad news... -- Kevin, 19:01:50 11/28/06 Tue
  - i think they did,but i am getting it filled onthe 4th anyhoo (NT) -- spoOk, 21:34:50 11/28/06 Tue
    - apparently i need a full root canal. -- spoOk, 20:39:16 12/13/06 Wed
      - Yeek... Ask for a bonus supply of too-strong pain medication... -- Kevin, 10:01:46 12/16/06 Sat
Happy Birthday Spook -- transiit, 12:24:59 11/18/06 Sat [11]
We didn't get you anything.

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- HAPPY LATE BARFDAY -- Cat, 18:51:38 11/19/06 Sun
  - SHWEET! -- spoOk, 19:55:27 11/19/06 Sun
- Bappy Hirthday! *blows confetti in your face* -- Kristina, 21:31:19 11/19/06 Sun
  - when i was 26 all i had done was.... -- spoOk, 22:33:32 11/19/06 Sun
- Re: Happy Birthday Spook -- Mike, 10:30:11 11/21/06 Tue
  - oooOOoo...that wouldabeen fun! (NT) -- spoOk, 10:45:14 11/21/06 Tue
- I got you nothin' but a late reply... -- Kevin, 21:07:19 11/21/06 Tue
  - 'Bout time you showed up. (NT) -- transiit, 21:29:44 11/21/06 Tue
    - The real world ate me for a few weeks... -- Kevin, 21:06:21 11/23/06 Thu
      - Pshaw. Real world. Crazy talk. (NT) -- transiit, 02:46:06 11/24/06 Fri
I don't usually post links -- transiit, 18:28:14 11/17/06 Fri [2]
This was just way too good to pass up.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25475&in_page_id=2

-transiit

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- HAHAHAH -- Mike, 10:29:02 11/21/06 Tue
so.... -- spoOk, 23:35:09 11/14/06 Tue [14]
ive finished my first week of new job...ok not really...on thursday i will have.
but so far so good.
i get paid this friday and this sat is my birthday!
WOO!
i have a new penis who has agreed to come home with me to victoria for xmass.
weehaw!
but now i have been put in charge of his stocking stuffings....der!
and i am geting a new hardrive/comp tower for xmass/bday from my mommy!
woohoo

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- Re: so.... -- Snarls, 02:17:23 11/17/06 Fri
  - i just sed....my birthday is tommorrow! -- spoOk, 16:05:04 11/17/06 Fri
    - I blame it on some distraction.... -- Snarls, 19:27:31 11/17/06 Fri
      - I'm such a shit! -- Snarls, 19:31:44 11/17/06 Fri
        
        hahahha -- spoOk, 19:52:55 11/19/06 Sun
  - Re: so.... -- transiit, 18:26:32 11/17/06 Fri
- Stuffing stockings is the best part! -- Kristina, 21:22:50 11/19/06 Sun
  - well scratch tickets,socks and an orange and a candy cane are staples. -- spoOk, 22:34:49 11/19/06 Sun
    - Er, mixed CDs and a pocket dictionary? -- Kristina, 16:46:37 11/20/06 Mon
      - I'm going to hell. -- transiit, 19:22:00 11/20/06 Mon
        
        ROFL! -- spoOk, 20:19:31 11/20/06 Mon
        I'll be waiting by the fire pit with a lemonade. -- Kristina, 17:45:24 11/21/06 Tue
        
        i got my jet puffed marshmallows packed already! -- spoOk, 19:34:08 11/21/06 Tue
Ah..... -- Mike, 01:37:40 11/11/06 Sat [4]
I just realised I can't remember the last time I met someone new in a social thing...

I meet new people at work, but I wear my supervisor mask so nobody gets too close.

I never do anything anymore... I've stopped meeting new people. I don't think I can remember how to talk to strangers and make new friends. I have become old.

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- HA! -- Kristina, 20:08:18 11/12/06 Sun
- Re: Ah..... -- transiit, 18:54:09 11/13/06 Mon
  - i read that book (NT) -- spoOk, 02:15:24 11/14/06 Tue
*Stops Drops and Rolls* -- ~Loki, 01:27:26 11/07/06 Tue [38]
Slap me like a red headed step child... it's ok .. have a smack. *stop Cat* **..I'm welting**

So working is a time sucker ain't it? I just disovled two years of my life spent in a little room inches in front of a computer monitor being clever and finding the perfect shade of blue. THEY keep giving me just enough money for me not to leave. or to live. It's like a jail sentence in the sense that I have to do THAT all day and then get glimmers of fun time here and there. My nights are awesome, I come home, get buzzed with Dilyana annd pretend for 6 hours that I don't have to go back in the cage. I've taken on side projects too in hopes of breaking out of corporate hell. (I have creamer in the fride with sharpie marker on that says TNT.. shoot me.. seriously, SpoOk *hands gun*).

On the good side I see lots of bands when I can creek out. Muse and Ladytron are my newest tropheys on the mantle.

woo! woo. wo?

Do me a favor so I don't feel like a total dildo (*CAT! shhh.. I heard you go *pffff*)

What is your life like now? what do you do day to day... Kristine isn't bombing people on navy boats anymore, Jessie isn't living with her psyco brother wielding a crock at her head, Mike isn't licking swiss cheese (can't say for certain), spoOk isn't chasing squirrels out of her basement and dating that moto-gyro cage fighter anymore.. I think.
Pretty sure Transiit is talking to himself in the mirror a la Taxi Driver though.
And Cat.. I miss you in a way two people that have never met could. I'd say let's meet at Disneyland but I can already feel the wads of lettuce and tomatoes pelting down on me.

~Loki

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- ive already dun the dizzy land meet and greet.....and you copped out of that one! -- spoOk, 03:13:06 11/07/06 Tue
- Can't believe you! -- Cat, 08:42:36 11/07/06 Tue
  - CRACKWHORE! -- ~Loki, 21:44:43 11/08/06 Wed
    - Jeez, I was just kidding. -- Cat, 23:05:13 11/08/06 Wed
      - You know, let me restate. -- Cat, 23:11:11 11/08/06 Wed
- We're all turning into what's-his-name from SLC Punk -- KristinA, 09:31:46 11/07/06 Tue
  - those big scary cookie cutter neighborhoods scare me -- spoOk, 13:02:12 11/07/06 Tue
    - Yeah, they walk around with headsets and personalized polos... -- Kristina, 20:47:28 11/07/06 Tue
  - Blame me. -- transiit, 19:00:32 11/07/06 Tue
    - but yet your still here.... -- spoOk, 02:05:58 11/08/06 Wed
      - Re: but yet your still here.... -- transiit, 19:08:32 11/08/06 Wed
        
        i like people like you.... -- spoOk, 19:45:17 11/08/06 Wed
- LOKI!! -- Mike, 00:15:02 11/11/06 Sat
  - i havethe same want/dilemma withthe computer musically ness. -- spoOk, 20:12:18 11/12/06 Sun
  - Re: LOKI!! -- transiit, 20:32:18 11/13/06 Mon
- Re: *Stops Drops and Rolls* -- Jessii, 18:51:06 11/13/06 Mon
  - Re: *Stops Drops and Rolls* -- transiit, 20:26:53 11/13/06 Mon
    - Re: *Stops Drops and Rolls* -- Jessii, 20:43:52 11/13/06 Mon
      - Re: *Stops Drops and Rolls* -- transiit, 00:37:52 11/14/06 Tue
- My brother.. -- Jessii, 06:30:24 11/19/06 Sun
  - Whatcha making? -- Kristina, 21:36:44 11/19/06 Sun
    - Re: Whatcha making? -- Jessii, 04:56:00 11/20/06 Mon
      - thats really cool!!!! -- spoOk, 15:04:26 11/20/06 Mon
        
        Re: thats really cool!!!! -- Jessii, 15:57:36 11/20/06 Mon
        
        Wow, I'm glad I'm a (sort of) blonde. -- Kristina, 16:42:14 11/20/06 Mon
        
        Re: Wow, I'm glad I'm a (sort of) blonde. -- Jessii, 18:03:16 11/20/06 Mon
        
        so the first hair you get you try and fry it?...lol...good stuff. -- spoOk, 10:47:34 11/21/06 Tue
        
        Re: so the first hair you get you try and fry it?...lol...good stuff. -- Jessii, 16:48:59 11/21/06 Tue
        
        Aussie Barney? -- Kristina, 17:42:31 11/21/06 Tue
        
        Re: Aussie Barney? -- Jessii, 18:48:16 11/21/06 Tue
        
        i always liked that about weird hair too. -- spoOk, 19:36:32 11/21/06 Tue
        
        Ha, my husband didn't listen when I told him that. -- Kristina, 22:52:48 11/27/06 Mon
        
        Re: Ha, my husband didn't listen when I told him that. -- Jessii, 00:58:58 11/29/06 Wed
        
        Cute! -- Kristina, 16:25:55 11/29/06 Wed
        
        Re: Cute! -- Jessii, 18:03:25 11/29/06 Wed
        
        my parents have a wall of mirrors in the upstairs hall. -- spoOk, 23:03:26 11/29/06 Wed
        
        Re: my parents have a wall of mirrors in the upstairs hall. -- Jessii, 20:26:48 11/30/06 Thu
So anyway -- Mike, 23:53:13 11/04/06 Sat [3]
Hern took the mug. He was overjoyed to be receiving a mug of hot soup. The broth had such an alluring aroma, it was hard to remain looking dignified when his excitement was becoming apparent. He took a sip and found it overpoweringly salty. 'Peasants! Why can't they make a good soup?' Hern thought.

Now disgusted with his host, he stood bolt upright and glared with his most malicious grin. His voice boomed with an unearthly eeriness "You have not pleased your god, foul wench. Your time has come." With that he reached forward to the now petrified young girl and took a hold of her hair. At this, she realised that her life was in grave danger and began to lunge from side to side, her eyes getting wider and wider with terror. Only, Hern had a good grip on her head so she was not going to escape.

As Hern pulled on his magic, the room went silent and the girls panic filled yelps seemed to die in her throat. A low rumble soon touched at the sides of the impenetratable silence. They grew louder and louder. Hern stood still as a mighty Oak tree with his hand clamping the girls skull before him. The girl was shaking violently to try to break free, but Herns grip would not give and her efforts were getting her nowhere.

Hern began to lift the girl from the floor, dangling by her head, the pain must have been quite intense, but Hern had decided the girls fate. A small shoot of green pushed through the earth floor of the tiny primative hovel, directly beneath the girl. She could not see any of this though. All she could see was Herns face and that dark smile getting wider and wider as the terrible rumbling continued to grow louder still. Suddenly the rumbling stopped and vines burst from the ground and wrapped themselves around the girls flailing limbs...

*If you want tree based Hentai, choose story ending number 1*

*If you want flesh ripping horror, choose ending number 2*

*If you're a sick puppy and want both, I like you, choose number 3*

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- Make your choice known! (NT) -- Mike, 09:05:56 11/05/06 Sun
  - number three? evil dead was a good movie.... (NT) -- spoOk, 19:44:01 11/05/06 Sun
Woo HOo, Here I am. -- Cat, 09:03:19 11/01/06 Wed [3]
You'll never guess what I was for Halloween!!

*drumroll*

A cat! Tadaa! (like every single year for as long as I can remember)

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- i was a feral thinger,done up all pro like. -- spoOk, 14:48:36 11/01/06 Wed
- Re: Woo HOo, Here I am. -- transiit, 20:39:39 11/13/06 Mon
Alright, so I'm back. -- transiit, 00:06:50 10/31/06 Tue [16]
I had my little time in the wilderness, and I've been lurking about keeping tabs on this place.

So where the hell is everybody?

I need you people for the next part of my master plan, so it's time to wake up.

-transiit

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- *rubs eyes and blinksat you...* -- spoOk, 02:23:21 10/31/06 Tue
  - so spook how are you...oh pretty good spook how bout you? -- spoOk, 14:18:11 10/31/06 Tue
    - sits and watches. -- transiit, 18:57:08 10/31/06 Tue
      - i dunno man. *munches on roasted punkin seeds.* (NT) -- spoOk, 21:38:26 10/31/06 Tue
        
        well i know a certain pile of someones who are in the dog house now.... -- spoOk, 23:04:34 10/31/06 Tue
        
        Re: well i know a certain pile of someones who are in the dog house now.... -- transiit, 00:19:58 11/01/06 Wed
        
        Oh shuddup, I'm here and you both know it. -- Cat, 08:59:17 11/01/06 Wed
        
        Yeah.. I've been watching too -- Mike, 14:08:07 11/01/06 Wed
        
        no afterlife postings! now life postings!!!ARRR!!! (NT) -- spoOk, 14:47:41 11/01/06 Wed
        Re: Yeah.. I've been watching too -- transiit, 20:38:36 11/13/06 Mon
        
        hahahhaha -- spoOk, 14:46:27 11/01/06 Wed
        Re: Oh shuddup, I'm here and you both know it. -- ~Loki, 00:56:35 11/07/06 Tue
        
        O.o......EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! -- spoOk, 02:07:07 11/08/06 Wed
        
        Heeeeeyyy, Im 2o now!!! (NT) -- Cat, 09:02:58 11/13/06 Mon
        
        one more yeer till you can legaly get shit faced world wide (NT) -- spoOk, 02:18:07 11/14/06 Tue

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