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Subject: Re: The Death Paddle

Author:
Lynne

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Date Posted: 16:29:01 03/31/05 Thu
In reply to: Government 's message, "The Death Paddle" on 16:02:02 03/29/05 Tue

This was one of the BEST days I have had in my entire life! It was so much fun!

And remember, Pathfinder was stuck with me -- believe me, we weren't 2 hours ahead of you. :)

Any outing that ends in cold beer can't be all bad, right?

Lynne

>It was a pretty typical FBET outing� Pathfinder was
>expedition leader. A 20 mile mountain bike ride, climb
>& descend a train trestle over the Little Manistiee, a
>26 mile paddle down the river to Croton Dam, then a 10
>mile hike to the campsite. What could POSSIBLY go
>wrong?
>
>The ride went off w/o a hitch. Well maybe not...
>Kemosabe found an abandoned kitten on the trail, and
>to his credit he compassionately picked it up and
>brought with us. Papa�s daughter gave the old �Awww,
>gee Dad, can we keep it?�, and now to the best of my
>knowledge Papa now owns a cat.
>
>So then we climbed & descended a train trestle. It was
>way cool, I wish we had taller trestles. I keep hoping
>for a tyrolean traverse though.
>
>Then we tossed the boats in the water. Unfortunately I
>traded my canoe for a kayak, so I got to borrow a
>boat. And I also brought a friend � Hahnfeld (you may
>have heard of the up and coming sport of
>�Hahnfelding�, this guy is the �godfather�). This guy
>is heavy, 6�5�, 210 easy. That puts our canoe at
>around 400 lbs net. Now, you have to visualize the
>canoe. It was one of those old school metal canoes
>with the metal keel to hang down a good inch or so.
>Also, the boat leaked terribly. The entire 26 miles we
>had to stop every 10-15 minutes to either portage over
>something the keel was dragging on or to dump water
>out of the boat. And while Hahnfeld could paddle hard,
>he really didn't know how to turn that beast of a
>canoe w/ strokes like a pry, draw, cross bow rudder,
>etc. We made it almost 3 miles before we both wanted
>to kill one another.
>
>Thankfully we always have a sweeper on FBET trips to
>look after us slow pokes. But somehow we got
>designated the sweeper & everyone took off. It took us
>over 10 hours to get to Croton. It was ~10 pm & pitch
>black on the lake. It turned out everybody else beat
>us by well over 2 hours. Fortunately, I had the
>foresight to print out some maps from topozone & knew
>roughly where the group would be (ever try to navigate
>a DARK big lake you've never been to w/o a compass?).
>Thank goodness they were still loading the boats onto
>the trucks when we finally made shore.
>
>Oh, remember that part about the 10 mile hike? Yea,
>right. Well we debated and decided it was smarter to
>send a few people to retrieve our vehicles & find a
>close-by campsite instead of hiking 10 more miles to a
>dark campground infested w/ poison ivy. And we could
>just walk to the local bar and meet up there later. A
>short 3 mile hike later we were enjoying cold but
>delicious cheap beer. All except Hahnfeld, who didn�t
>bring his wallet (ID) to cut down on weight.
>
>I think we ended up crashing about 2 am. Don't get me
>wrong, it was a real adventure and even when I was
>paddling mile 10 with no end in sight I loved it. I
>actually think it was the most memorable FBET trip
>I've been on.
>
>Let the revisionist history begin!

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