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Date Posted: 03:46:42 07/10/09 Fri
Author: Anonymous
Subject: Cora
In reply to: 's message, "Cora Schimke is very sweet" on 21:23:25 12/07/04 Tue

So I heard that Cora...
does NOT stick to the status quo.
has a queefing problem
once had a one night stand with Osama Bin Laden
is Hitler reincarnate
is not Breaking Free, there is a star in heaven that she can't reach
does not like green eggs and ham
suffers from the rare disease, random ball syndrome (RBS)
has a pee-pee
eats Albanian babies
has hair made out of the souls of children
cannot defuse a bomb
once maced a cop and her little brother
mysteriously pooped out a cat
is Canadian
was born and raised in a playground where she spent most of her days chillin out max and relaxin all cool just shootin some b-ball outside her school, when a coupla guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in her neighborhood. she got in one little fight and her mom got scared and said "you're movin to Desoto......"
enjoys Fresh Prince
once loved which led to fear which led to hate which led to THE DARK SIDE.
was trained in the ways of the force
tried to captain the starship Enterprise but lost to Kirk
plays World of Warcraft
went to Prom with Michael Shumaker
uses Proactive
sang the voiceover song for National American University
had a three-way with Carrot Top and George W. Bush
fell down once just to see what it feels like
has all the powers of the Fantastic Four
went to juvenile hall, something to do with cats and a lawnmower
has a flatulence problem
once farted and burped at the same time
prefers Katie Horner's weather report to Brian Busby's
used to have a sister who was prettier than her
joined an all male hockey team under a fake name
thinks Nacho Libre was a better piece of cinematography than The Godfather
doesn't know what the word cinematography means
is related to Melissa Wycoff
does not care that all these jealous bitches are saying this ridiculous stuff about her.

grow up, it's not her fault that she's prettier than you.

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[> [> [> CORA IS AMAZING -- Anonymous, 16:20:01 03/26/10 Fri [1]

OMG I freakin love Cora and whoever wrote that really long message you made me laugh...sucks she didn't go to prom with Michael cause that would have been funny but we would have died laughing....and she is def not related to melissa wyckoff haha

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