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Date Posted: 00:17:55 08/08/02 Thu
Author: Meibao
Subject: Joke

A man walked into a bar, oordered a beer and sat there fuming. The bartender decided that it was part of his jod to carry out a conversation and so he asked 'Had a bad day?'

The guy spat 'Bad day????? Far worse than bad?!'

Out of politness, the bartender asked 'What happened?'

'Well, i met this woman in a bar and we started talking... then she invited me to her apartment. Just when we were about to have sex, her husband returned. SO i had to jump out if the window and hang onto the window ledge using my fingers.',he replied angrily.

'Oh man, that's bad....' the bartender said.

'That's not all... seeing his wife was undressed, the husband got into bed and they started having sex, with me hanging outside the window!!!!'the guy said even more agitatedly.

'What?!!!? Tough luck buddy.' the bartender said.

'There's more. After that the husband took of his condom and threw it out of the window and it landed on my head!!!!'

'No wonder you're pissed' said bartender

'And then the husband needed to go to the toilet... since their toilet was spoilt, he just stuck his bum out of the window and crapped on my head!!!!'

'Jeseus....'

'And you know what the worst thing was???? I looked down and discovered i was six inches off the gound................'

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