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Subject: Create your own Robert Newton film! Author: Susan [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 19:00:52 03/19/01 Mon <p>I just found a fun Web page where you can create your own horror-film promo: <p><a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.brunching.com/toys/monsterpitch.html">www.brunching.com/toys/monsterpitch.html</a> <p>Here's the brand-new Robert Newton film I came up with: <blockquote>Scottish Fisherman Shamus McShane (Robert Newton) comes from a long line of fishermen. His father, the aged and crippled Horus McShane(Emlyn Williams) spent a lifetime fishing in Loch Ness, but Shamus moved on to the open sea for a better catch. What he never knew, was that his father had secretly been hunting the Loch Ness Monster all these years. And had made Nessie mad. Now, Nessie has somehow escaped from Loch Ness and is hunting down Shamus and his father, traveling with him on this one last fishing trip before retirement, for revenge for all the years Horus hunted him. Soon their little boat is tossed and beaten and it's a war between the McShanes, Nessie and the open sea! Also stars Maureen O'Hara as the helpful Scottish Coast Guard officer in radio contact with the doomed craft. Madness knows no bounds when the monster's out for revenge in the new film!</blockquote> <font size="-1">Note: The story was generated automatically from the names I supplied; Emlyn Williams and Robert Newon were the same age!</font> <p>This reminds me of a good discussion topic: <b>What films/roles do you wish Robert Newton had gotten to play?</b> [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Create your own Robert Newton film! Author: Wini [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 21:29:43 03/22/01 Thu Without a doubt,a young RN would have been the most perfect Heathcliff, so deliciously handsome, so sexy, so...so...!! (Go ahead, fill in the blanks! One for Suky, one for Louise) How about RN in: The Love Machine A Man of Passion Up Your Anchor (sorry about that one!) Please note: I thought these sounded 'fun' and have never actually seen the above titles! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Create your own Robert Newton film! Author: Wini [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 21:41:23 03/22/01 Thu With reference to Wuthering Heights, I love that song on Pat Benatar's Crimes of Passion album. Also have Kate Bush's version (she wrote it) but Benatar's is definately better. You can check out the lyrics at: <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://gaffa.org/discog/songs/wutherin.html">http://gaffa.org/discog/songs/wutherin.html</a> [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Create your own Robert Newton film! Author: blah [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:16:27 03/04/04 Thu test [ Post a Reply to This Message ]