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Date Posted: 03:28:46 11/28/09 Sat
Author: No name
Subject: Re: Hail Johnberg and the rain of DDT thy will bring
In reply to: Johnbeard II 's message, "Re: Hail Johnberg and the rain of DDT thy will bring" on 18:42:39 11/27/09 Fri

- If you have five pounds and Johnberg has five pounds, Johnberg has more money than you.
- There is no 'CTRL' button on Johnberg's computer. Johnberg is always in control.
- Apple pays Johnberg 99p every time he listens to a song.
- Johnberg can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Johnberg is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Johnberg destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Johnberg can kill two stones with one bird.

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