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Date Posted: 20:13:38 04/19/09 Sun
Author: Justice
Subject: PMS Breaker

This is your Inter-Regional Champion addressing his people, for the first time as King of the Karpet. Just the words of one man, no corporate agenda here. But more importantly than you little geeks at home, I'm addressing a VIW superstar. A man who doesn't have any friends here... or as some might say, a bad smell. One that won't go away.

"TNS" pulled me aside following that title match on Wednesday, during my recovery. I was drinking Lucozade Sport and eating a Calippo, both of which are highly recommended by your new champion. (You can find out more about those products at www.lucozade.com and http://www.unilever.co.uk/ourbrands/foods/Walls_kids_range.asp)

To cut a long story short, this fucknugget had the nerve to interrupt my meditation, just to tell me about a wish he had, to step in the ring with the Hate Criminal. Well, I'm no "Make A Wish Foundation" but TNS, you're one retarded little bastard I'd happily grant that wish to.

You have this little catchphrase... I think it goes something like "TNS is goin 2 fuk u up hahahahahaha". Let me make something perfectly clear (www.perfectlyclear.com) - you haven't even faced real competition in VIW yet. There's no reason why a triple-crown champion, a true star, a BRAND even, should feel the need to grace you with a match. I'm willing to take this challenge for one reason only, and that's to send you home to Girvan, with your broken tailbone between your legs, crying about how the mean people in Stranraer beat the living shit out of you.

Right here, in this god-forsaken town, you're going to be a sacrifice to the Antihero. The true god and icon of VIW, and the Triple Crown Champion.

Justice

(c) J666 Entertainment, 2009.

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