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Date Posted: 22:42:18 04/22/09 Wed
Author: Fabulous Ernie Penisdance
Subject: Joint Venture Official Statement

It has come to my attention that I rule. And so does Smudge. Therefore, in the interest of fairness, Joint Venture must surely also in turn, rule.

And because of that fact, we have decided to shake things up in VIW at the next event, BBBQ 3. We have decided that we see Cradle of Sin reforming as a joke, and so to stop ourselves laughing too much and the vodka-laced milk shooting out of our noses, we are officially SPLITTING THEM UP forever. Now this has nothing to do with the fact that we see another faction as a threat, its just because it amuses us and we do what we like and theres nothing anyone has or ever will do about it.

We are also going to cut off jekylL's hair at BBBQ 3, so thats him warned.

We are also going to be opening a Suggestion Booth where wrestlers in VIW with any problems can come and ask favours of Joint Venture. All you need is gratuitus amounts of cash and we'll see what we can do for you.

We are also hereby anouncing that no man, woman or beast will ever be good enough to face Smudge for the VIW World title so we are going to pull names out of our asses (mostly TOTALLY DESERVING KWANGS) to face him at each and every show and give no one else a chance. Once again I feel that I should point out that nobody has ever had the guts to tell us otherwise so we will continue to ruin shit for everyone but ourselves.

And finally, at BBBQ 3 we will be hosting a celebration to mark Joint Ventures 8 month anniversary and only myself and Smudge are invited. But we will be partying right in front of your faces just to rub it in.

Goodbye for now,
Your loving friend
Fabulous Ernie Jesusdance

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