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Date Posted: 17:14:47 04/22/09 Wed
Author: Joint Venture book club
Subject: The Burn Book editorial by ace kellog

VIW BURN Book 1


from unknown: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Saint OMEN he can now legally pose naked in his model mags, many became very depressed by Omen picture in the freepress...thats just the effect his image brings...while everyone picture in the freepress is thier primary 1 or 2 photos Omen was all gothed up with a pic from his modelling gig which confirms the long standing rumour omen was never a child never played tag in the playground never learned the basic motor skills all children learn...backing up why no one will ever EVER call him the excellence of execution.
Rumours: due to the short IR title riegn of Skinner he was the first person never to customise the IR title to add his little bit of history to it....due to this the World may soon end VIW management said they were "concerned but interested

Extra news it was revealed today that Theodore Schlong was actually a closet homosexual. Usually there would be nothing wrong with this, but this particualr closet homosexual happened to kill the men he bumed afterwards to hide his shameful secret. Hence no more Roach in 2003. Also revealed, is the fact he was a shit camera man, and kept focusing on the wrestlers asses. He also had shaky camerawork because he was usually jacking the pink love finger at the same time. Shame on you Theodore Schlong, you may enjoy your mouldy rectum excavator being in the mouths of hollywood celebtiries like Jack Nicholson, but theres no need to HAVE A WANK while holding a VIW camera. We can now FINALLY reveal this as the REAL reason theodore schlong was released from VIW back in the day. That, and he also touched up Mikro.
And his Dad.
With his meat
Goodbye

Sin to Justice: Who would have thought it justice the one man army of ginger stem is crying cos he has a cold and nappy rash what a barbie faced cock wart!!!
Eat them Lemsips Justine Timbacrack your dead!!!


Hangman on Jillian Hall:
SHE GOT A HIGH DEFINITION DICK!


TNS to everyone: in the words of snitsky 'I DONT CARE ABOUT HD ALL I CARE ABOUT IS HURTIN PPL'so u have heard it ppl ,the sexy beast called The tns one is back from injury and smudge dont think I didnt forget about your challenge u issued me with, as for that I accept, and anyone else that thinks they can take the tns one and is feelin crazy then they can sign up for there death certificate and get raped by a guy that likes worms on his boaby (for extara lub) cos they will get tns breakered to hell

Smudge on joining Joint Venture: everyone from the urban legend to that kwanging luchafuck are in big trouble.

Superxero to SMUDGE 2004: You PISS FLAP, this isn't over u may have won the battle, but rest for sure i will win the WAR!!!. You take shit on ur little pagecalling the superhero gay and a fag and u with ur little wankover pictures of me. Dam u sonic the hedgehog haired son of a bitch, stop being a fag pull ur dick out ur boyfriends ass, and take me on again and this time u gayass, stop fucking touching my nut sack and ass.
RUSH: How much head did u have 2 give 2 get that belt. Thats what every 1 is asking. P.S (NO JOHNBERG) u still suck, hahahaha i broke ur brothers back AHHHAHAAHAHAH EVIL oooooooo i mean GOOD.
HANGMAN: Welcome back u long haired son of a bitch i have missed kicking ur ass u know i GAVE smudge my I.R Title am going on 2 bigger and better things PEGGY
Is the superheros Promise 2 all My little heros, 2 FUCK UP Rush and beat my fellow VIW homie SMUDGE COZ HE LOVES THE COCK, b4 i HANG up the knee Pads.

Someone pretending to be Rush: I am gay in every way coz i have sex with my boy friend ray

Rush ex women: you asshole take my picture of your site you wee fucker your ugly and your pictures are weird get lost you prick

the 9th day of crimbo hulk hogan gave to me 9 ripped t shirts 8 taning beds 7 air guitars 6 dozen diffrent poses 5 bandanas 4 BIG yellow boots 3 yellow spandex shorts 2 LEG drops AND 123 he beats me


Hangman to Mad Sid 2003 (explaining his release and possible death in VIW)
I dont know if this was you Mad Sid, but if it was YOU who used my password on MY official VIW site an deleted the counter, then I seriously mean this: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN RETARDED ASSHOLE BASTARD BITCH QUEEN, FUCK YOU TO HELL, FUCK YOUR FACE, JAW, ASS, EARS, EVERYTHING, FUCK YOUR HOUSE, FUCK YOU TO HELL I HOPE YOU ROT AND DIE SLOWLY YOU DIRTY FUCKIN FUCK. If it wasnt you, then ignore all that.

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