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Date Posted: 00:38:59 05/15/09 Fri
Author: Nasty Nick Blurry
Subject: Joint Venture / Blurry Asylums Deal

The follow is from the big gold desk of Nasty Nick Blurry, famed manager/handler/keeper of the Legion of Spastics:

Dear VIW,
I have just got off my diamond studded iphone with Fabulous Ernie Penisdance and am hereby announcing to the VIW world that myself and by extention LOS have signed an exclusive deal with Joint Venture. This deal will seal the fate of Harry Hyperbole's Invitational Tournament at the end of the month.

We have agreed upon conditions which enter into the tournament my slave, erm excuse me CLIENT: Skinner of the famed L.O.S tag team. With Joint Venture's official backing we plan on putting Skinner right through this tournament to become the official number 1 contender and therefore ruining everyone elses chances as getting a fair title shot against Smudge.

Now pay attention, because here comes the science part: in order to ensure Skinner's success in this tournament we realised that he is a genuine spastic and always will be, therefore success was highly unlikely. That is why I have given Skinner a lobotomy prior to this tournament that has re-scrambled his brains. Now do not think for one second that this means he is normal now, far from it. He is now the most DEADLY SPASTIC ON THE PLANET. He has undergone a tempory transformation which will likely wear off after this tournament at the end of May. Current he is in isolation in a solid steel underground containment facility being guarded by the red army.

So this is a warning to all in the tournament: if you draw unlucky and have to face Skinner; prepare to be torn to shreds. We have even given him a sinister new theme music for this event to use as a one-off to make him seem ever more deadly and that is COLD by STATIC X. So if Harry Hyperbole could provide a ghetto booty blaster run on batteries it would be much appreciated.

END OF TRANSMISSION BITCH

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