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Date Posted: 23:07:11 11/09/04 Tue
Author: .
Author Host/IP: 172.171.228.245
Subject: LOL!
In reply to: Jordan Seagull 's message, "No" on 21:36:39 11/09/04 Tue

.>so your "satire" is based on the premise that black
>men have big dicks, whilst white men do not and are
>envious, and that distribution by welfare check is the
>shortest route to the black community
>
>Jesus christ, Lightning rod, you may well be a genius.
>
>I look forward to your cutting satire on how the Irish
>are always drunk, Jews control Hollywood and
>international financial systems, the English have bad
>teeth, Germans are cold and clinical in their methods,
>Italians can't be trusted, and that Hispanics laze in
>the sun all day drinking tequila and muttering about
>mañana.
>
>What the world needs now is another witless columnist
>who thinks repitition of stereotypes maketh satire.
>
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>>I just got ousted again from Arcanum Cafe for posting
>>this piece of satire:
>>
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>>
>>NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- A two-drug combination pill
>>dramatically reduced deaths among blacks with heart
>>failure, a landmark finding that is expected to lead
>>to government approval of the first medication
>>marketed for a specific race. The only side effects
>>seem to be tolerable, a reduction of penis size in
>>males and sterilization in females.
>>
>> Black cardiologists hailed this form of racial
>>profiling after years in which minorities got short
>>shrift in medical studies. Others complained that the
>>drug also might help whites and should have been
>>tested in them, but wasn't for business reasons.
>>
>> "At times you can't win," said Dr. Augustus Grant,
>>past president of the Association of Black
>>Cardiologists, which supported the study. "Here we
>>have a wonderful trial that shows a clear result and
>>the issue is raised, `Why was this trial only done in
>>African Americans?' It's because whites don't normally
>>have the penis size required in order to sustain the
>>side effects."
>>
>> The nationwide study is the largest ever done solely
>>on blacks with heart failure. The findings were
>>reported Monday at an American Heart Association
>>meeting in New Orleans and will be published Thursday
>>in the New England Journal of Medicine. The drug's
>>maker plans to seek Food and Drug Administration
>>approval by the end of the year. Government officials
>>are considering dispensing the drug for free by means
>>of a blister-pak attached to welfare checks.
>>
>>------
>>
>>I think it's penis envy

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