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Date Posted: 07:39:33 11/10/04 Wed
Author: H Rap Brown
Author Host/IP: 68.91.89.151
Subject: "No Visogoths or spiders allowed"
In reply to: Lrod 's message, "Now I know I'm doing my job well" on 17:04:46 11/09/04 Tue

>I just got ousted again from Arcanum Cafe for posting
>this piece of satire:
>
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>
>NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- A two-drug combination pill
>dramatically reduced deaths among blacks with heart
>failure, a landmark finding that is expected to lead
>to government approval of the first medication
>marketed for a specific race. The only side effects
>seem to be tolerable, a reduction of penis size in
>males and sterilization in females.
>
> Black cardiologists hailed this form of racial
>profiling after years in which minorities got short
>shrift in medical studies. Others complained that the
>drug also might help whites and should have been
>tested in them, but wasn't for business reasons.
>
> "At times you can't win," said Dr. Augustus Grant,
>past president of the Association of Black
>Cardiologists, which supported the study. "Here we
>have a wonderful trial that shows a clear result and
>the issue is raised, `Why was this trial only done in
>African Americans?' It's because whites don't normally
>have the penis size required in order to sustain the
>side effects."
>
> The nationwide study is the largest ever done solely
>on blacks with heart failure. The findings were
>reported Monday at an American Heart Association
>meeting in New Orleans and will be published Thursday
>in the New England Journal of Medicine. The drug's
>maker plans to seek Food and Drug Administration
>approval by the end of the year. Government officials
>are considering dispensing the drug for free by means
>of a blister-pak attached to welfare checks.
>
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>
>I think it's penis envy
It was nice work, I suppose my sense of humor is the only thing that keeps me fairly sane these days. But then again I have been told many times I have a sick sense of humor. I remember once when I was going going to C.O.R.E. meetings back in the sixties there was a Jewish style deli back in mobtown that was being picketed because black people were not allowed. One of the owners (A Jew) said he could not understand it, he would not want to go anywhere he was not wanted. If you ever get to see "Life Is Beautiful" I highly recommend it, there is a scene where the hero is walking down the street with his young son and they see a sign "no jews or dogs allowed" very funny.
say do you know the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
I used to work in a flea market where they sold all kinds of WWII military stuff, especially German, the own who was a convicted murderer was very amused by that joke. I used to work on his computers but eventualy it just got too weird even for me. I know you will keep up the good work, you can all ways tell a genuis by the confederacy of dunces arayed against him (a great book by the way, confederacy of dunces.

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