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Date Posted: Wed, Dec 21 2005, 15:21:00
Author: Childe Roland
Subject: Re: The Yearly Cycle
In reply to: A middle shire poet 's message, "The Yearly Cycle" on Tue, Dec 20 2005, 23:13:22

Tregantle Fort now THAT takes me back like hearing again a piece of favoured music long neglected, all the days between banished for an instant.

I have debated whether to do this but fuck it and fuck you if you don't care for it...Picture a scene a group of RA lads sitting around in a spacious fort now derilict but still mildly impressive. A conversation is taking place about the previous year's sking trip.

- 'Oh yeah it was alright, difinately worth doing. All the instructors were OK except for one, you one that one' - 'Scotty?' 'Y {INTERUPTION}

GILES - 'WHAT SCOTTY!?! HE WAS A GREAT CHAP! WE HAD MANY A CHAT ABOUT THE ARRMY, I TOLD HIM ABOUT MY RCB & HE GAVE ME SOME ADVICE! HE WAS ALRIGHT! WE HAD A GRAT TIME SKKKING...MOST MODPLODS....RARARARA...YES THE ARRMY!
-A long silence ensued-

-Hugh Arbuthnott (sickingly nice toff) 'What? No Giles Scotty? Come Off it He was a boring cunt surely?'
-A pause-

Everybody- AHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 'you wanker' 'YOU THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS A BORING CUNT!!!'you fat bastard 'Oltbeeee!'...'You're a fat and dull you cunt'AAHHHHH AHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahahaha 'bigfoot fuck off!'I can't breathe please please no more!' hahahaha etc

Fingers all a'pointing, stuff thrown spit a tears from the laughter we crackled like loon Tom O'Bedlams every man jack one of us save Giles who sat through all TEN MINUTES OF IT trying to seem unconcerned by it. Anyone who did'nt hate Holtby before this did after and and it all went wrong for him in the two weeks left of that camp and the two years following it. CANED!!!

'One taste of old times sets all to rights'
Robert Browning 'THe Dark Tower'

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