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Date Posted: Tue, Jun 06 2006, 15:44:45
Author: Chloe, Queen o' the Gingers
Subject: Re: Sex question
In reply to: Curious of Watford 's message, "Sex question" on Sun, Jun 04 2006, 21:58:33

As an epileptic I can quite happily clear this one up. A former partner of mine had heard this rumour and tried it out. Sadly as a lay fitting on the kitchen table, his penis still deep within me, the severity of my muscular spasms caused the snapping of his banjo string and I shat myself all over the table. My advice to anyone with an apileptic partner would be to avoid the temptation of using high frequency strobing lights during intercourse or you could end up with nasty injuries and a lot of cleaning up to do just like myself and Matt Gourdin did.

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