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Date Posted: 21:27:20 08/23/05 Tue
Author: Anonymous
Subject: Cute read.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 , WHEN....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
four.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone
in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends ..you know you want to.

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