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Subject: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Special Guest Writer: ArabChick [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:44:19 10/04/04 Mon In reply to: Special Guest Writer: ArabChick 's message, "6x10: Some Like It Hot" on 15:43:18 10/04/04 Mon ACT III INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT There’s club stuff going on. It’s an all cross-dresser’s club. There are men there dressed up like all the best divas. INT. ANGEL’S CAR – NIGHT SPIKE This is a nice car. ANGEL It’s one of those good things about working for Wolfram & Hart last year. Or it’s the only good thing. SPIKE So what’s the plan tonight? ANGEL Some light dancing and drinking. What do you mean “what’s the plan tonight?” SPIKE What are we looking for? Are we just going to wait for a portal to open, find the guy that did it and then tell him not to do it again? ANGEL Sounds good to me. SPIKE Really? That plan sucks. ANGEL It was your plan. SPIKE I just threw it out there. ANGEL Well what do you really think we should do? SPIKE We could hone our creature of the night senses to see if there’s a demon in the crowd. ANGEL Okay, we’ll go with your plan. EXT. BASKETBALL COURT – NIGHT They’re not playing basketball anymore. They’re just drinking beers in the street. Gunn and Wesley walk away from the group. WESLEY Well that was fun. I think I did rather well. GUNN For a white British guy, you did well. For a guy in this ‘hood, you did sub-standard. WESLEY That was an odd sentence. GUNN Yeah. Sub-standard was the wrong word to use. Some of the grammar Wolfram & Hart stuck in my head gets mixed with the regular stuff. WESLEY Let’s just go back to the office. GUNN Sounds good to me. INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT Samantha and Abigail (Spike and Angel) walk into the nightclub. It’s a classy place. The décor is set up to resemble Chicago in the 20s and 30s. WENDY Oh, my. Look what the cat dragged in. ANGEL Hello Wendy. WENDY Hello, (whispers) Angel? ANGEL Abigail. And this is Samantha. WENDY The 8 o’clock show is about to start. You might want to sit down, have a drink, you know, try to fit in. ANGEL That sounds fine. SPIKE Let’s go to the bar and survey the crowd. We pan over and look at the stage. There’s a jazz band consisting of both real women and cross-dressers. Wendy walks on the stage to introduce the band. WENDY Ladies and Gentlemen: The Sweet Sues. The band begins to play music, and a female Marylin Monroe walks up to the mic. SPIKE Well he’s a very impressive lady. Then she starts to sing and it becomes clear that it really is a female. ANGEL I think you meant to say she Samantha, and we’re looking for a sinister evil here not reviewing a band. SPIKE Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex! Time goes by and Spike and Angel survey the crowd to try and find the sinister evil. Angel realizes that everyone is paying attention to the show—including Spike now—which is a good time to open a portal without anyone noticing. ANGEL I’m going to go check something out. SPIKE Heading to the Ladies’ Room? ANGEL Just keep an eye out for anything, you know, suspicious. Spike goes back to watching the show and Angel walks away. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION – NIGHT Nina, Harmony and Athena sit around in the quiet hotel. Harmony breaks the silence. HARMONY I’m bored! ATHENA Well, you could always leave. HARMONY But there’s nothing to do other places. We’re 3 single chicks in the city, what are we doing here on a Friday night? NINA Well I had a date with my boyfriend, but he cancelled to go out with another man dressed like girls. ATHENA We could go to the club and check on the guys. NINA No. I’m not going out on another mission after almost getting killed in a haunted hair salon. HARMONY I think we should go! It could be fun. ATHENA Do ladies even go to those places? NINA Yeah, they do. HARMONY Don’t you want to see Angel at work? NINA Okay, we’ll go. But if I die, I’m totally going to haunt you. CUT TO: INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE - NIGHT “Marilyn” finishes singing and the crowd claps. She leaves the stage and heads to the bar, right next to Spike. The bartender hands her a glass of water. SPIKE So you’re a female Marilyn Monroe impersonator? PENELOPE I guess you could say that. SPIKE But I saw 4 other Marilyns here tonight, and they’re all guys. Why are you here? PENELOPE Because none of the other Marilyns have the balls to sing like her...ironically enough. SPIKE That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. PENELOPE Thanks. It’s just a monthly thing. I’m a music student. Getting paid for something I like to do isn’t that bad. SPIKE Sounds like good work. So how long have you worked here? PENELOPE Since last January. SPIKE How many of these ladies are regulars? PENELOPE Let’s see, Britney Spears in the blue top, Martha Stewart next to the bathrooms... SPIKE Hang on, Martha Stewart? PENELOPE More than you would think. Jessica Simpson is very popular in the drag world too. So what’s your name? SPIKE Well in this outfit I’m Samantha. PENELOPE And when you’re not in that outfit? Spike raises an eyebrow at that. SPIKE Spike. And what’s your name? PENELOPE Well in this outfit, you can call me Marilyn. And the rest of the time you can call me Penelope. SPIKE Like when you’re not in that outfit? PENELOPE For instance. So what’s a guy with a macho name like “Spike” doing in a place like this? SPIKE I’m looking into some disappearances in the area. PENELOPE That one’s good. I haven’t heard the “I’m a hero” line from a guy in a dress before. SPIKE I’m serious! My friend, well he’s not exactly my friend, I hate the poof. Just then the poof walks up. ANGEL Did you see anything? SPIKE Nothing unusual. Did you find anything? ANGEL No, nothing. (to Penelope) Where you the woman singing up there? PENELOPE Yes. ANGEL Is there a back door to an alley or anything behind the bar? PENELOPE Aren’t you at least going to buy me a drink before I show you my back door? Angel doesn’t laugh at her joke. PENELOPE (CONT’D) I guess you forgot to put a sense of humor in your purse. Just follow me. And act cool. INT. BACKSTAGE HALLWAY – CONTINUOUS – NIGHT Angel & Spike walk down the hall to the door leading to the alley. Penelope opens the door to her dressing room (a really small closet with a chair, a table and a mirror) and pulls out a stake. Then she follows the guys. EXT. ALLEY – NIGHT ANGEL There’s no one out here. PENELOPE There’s usually a few people out here smoking or using their cell phones. Maybe they disappeared. SPIKE I didn’t hear any screaming since we got here. PENELOPE You think you could hear screaming over the band? SPIKE Good point. PENELOPE It could be vampires. SPIKE What do you mean... And Penelope punches Spike across the face and knocks him to the ground. She raises her stake but Angel comes up from behind her and knocks it out of her grip. He grabs her hair and holds her head so she is looking straight up at him. ANGEL That wasn’t very nice. Angel pushes her down. She loses an earring. SPIKE What are you, a slayer? PENELOPE Yeah, I am. SPIKE Is every chick we meet these days a bloody slayer? PENELOPE Gee, I hope not because, that would make it a whole lot less special for me. ANGEL Nina’s not a slayer. SPIKE Why didn’t you tell us? PENELOPE It’s called a secret identity because it’s a secret. Plus you didn’t say “Hi, I’m a vampire” when you introduced yourself, didya? ANGEL How did you know we were vampires anyway? PENELOPE There’s a mirror behind the bar and your date didn’t have a reflection. ANGEL Spike’s not my date. PENELOPE Okay, just checking. You came in together. ANGEL We’re partners. (that sounded wrong) He works for me, we’re looking into some disappearances. PENELOPE Really? That wasn’t a line? SPIKE No. PENELOPE So you what, help people? ANGEL I have a soul. PENELOPE Oh, you’re that vampire. (not buying it) Sure, okay. ANGEL I really am! And Spike has one too, sorry to say. PENELOPE Well isn’t that special. SPIKE It’s true. And we’re wasting a lot of time out here arguing. Angel opens the door leading inside and holds it open for Spike and Penelope. PENELOPE Can I have my stake back now? END OF ACT III [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> [> Subject: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Special Guest Writer: ArabChick [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:45:19 10/04/04 Mon ACT IV INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT Nina, Harmony & Athena walk into the bar. They look around but don’t see Angel or Spike. NINA I don’t see them. Do you see them? HARMONY I don’t know. What color were their wigs? NINA Brown and blonde. HARMONY Okay, that doesn’t help. ATHENA Let’s just sit down and get some drinks. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION – NIGHT Wesley and Gunn walk in to the Hyperion to see Illyria dressed in some of Wesley’s clothes and her hair tied back in a ponytail. ILLYRIA I don’t feel any different. WESLEY Illyria... ILLYRIA I’m dressed like a man but I do not feel like one or want to. GUNN What is this all about? ILLYRIA The 2 half-breeds met 2 gender confused males and became accustomed to their absurd behavior. In my quest to further my understanding of your inferior race I decided to try the same thing. Gunn and Wes take this all in. GUNN So let me get this straight. Angel and Spike are dressed like women? Why? WESLEY (understanding) Ah! GUNN What? WESLEY The woman who called here for an appointment did sound rather emasculate. Its possible that he was a drag queen. GUNN What was his problem? WESLEY Disappearances. ILLYRIA Angel said something about portals. WESLEY Are you sure? ILLYRIA Of course I am! WESLEY We must go then. GUNN Nuh uh. I’m not going to some drag club! Count me out. WESLEY I’ll call first. Hopefully they won’t ask for our help. GUNN Tell him to call you if he needs you to look something up. Tell him you’re researching or something just don’t make me dress in drag! WESLEY Illyria, where are the girls? GUNN Yeah, the girls should go! Not me! Not us! ILLYRIA Fortunately for you, they already went to watch Angel and Spike work. WESLEY That’s good then. We’ll call the girls and tell them to let us know if they need us to look up something. GUNN Thank you, thank you. CUT TO: INT – WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT Angel, Spike and Penelope walk back into the club. They stand in the corner next to the stage and scope out the crowd. SPIKE Have you noticed anyone new in the crowd since the disappearances have started? PENELOPE No. But I’ve never seen that Jessica Simpson over there. Spike looks over to where she was talking about and sees that she was talking about Harmony. SPIKE Oh balls. ANGEL What is it? SPIKE That’s not your demon. That’s Harmony. PENELOPE She’s a vampire too, isn’t she? SPIKE How did you know? PENELOPE Lucky guess. ANGEL What are they doing here? Nina can’t see me like this! SPIKE She’s already seen you like that, mate. So what do we do now, hide or go say hello? ANGEL We’re working. We keep working. Spike waves, and the girls wave back. ANGEL (CON’T) Or we say hello. Emma walks up to Penelope EMMA You’re on in 5, Ms. Monroe. And we have a few birthdays tonight too. INT. BACKSTAGE HALLWAY - NIGHT Penelope goes backstage. PENELOPE (to herself) He made me lose an earring! We see Emma walk outside to where they were earlier. Penelope notices light coming through the window. PENELOPE Hey, guys! Angel and Spike go to see what she called them for. They look out the door’s window to see what’s happening. THEIR P.O.V. They see Emma holding his stomach very sweaty and glowing. Then a portal opens and Emma looks like he’s trying to close it. While it’s open, the people in the alley fall into the portal. ANGEL You got weapons? EXT – ALLEY – NIGHT Angel and Spike rush out there once the portal is closed and pummel Emma. ANGEL You gonna explain what just happened here? EMMA What are you talking about? SPIKE The portal, the big glowy vacuum thing that just swallowed 4 people! EMMA I can’t help it! They want me back! ANGEL Who? EMMA My people in Acirema. SPIKE So why don’t you go back there? EMMA Because it’s boring! There are beavers everywhere and there’s no beauty! PENELOPE When you said “my people”... EMMA I’m their leader. SPIKE Their queen? ANGEL You have to go back. EMMA Why should I? ANGEL Your being here is causing an imbalance. That’s why the portals keep opening up. PENELOPE And if you go back, the people that went in your place should return. SPIKE Really? PENELOPE It makes sense to me. ANGEL Either you go voluntarily, or I crush both your knee-caps so you stay right here and wait for the next portal to open. Emma takes this in and Angel steps back. A portal opens and swallows Emma. A bright flash lights the alley, and when the light dies down there are about 40 people in the alley. Spike gives Angel a “How do we explain this?” look, but Penelope is way ahead of him. PENELOPE Oh! I found my earring! Thanks for helping me look, we can all go back inside now. SPIKE Yeah. ANGEL Great work everyone. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT Everyone that was at the club walks in to find Gunn, Wesley and Illyria. WESLEY How was your night? GUNN You guys look RIDICULOUS. SPIKE What’s wrong Charlie-boy, not enough of a man to dress like a lady? GUNN No, I just have way way too much pride. ANGEL Spike met a girl. WESLEY Really? Are you sure she’s a girl? SPIKE Yeah. She’s a slayer HARMONY Typical, typical Spike. WESLEY So the portal... ANGEL Taken care of. So, I think we can call it a night. My feet are killing me. NINA C’mon, it’s not that bad. ANGEL It’s not as bad as the tights. GUNN Get a room. NINA Good idea. Lets go give each other facials. ANGEL Very funny. Everyone leaves the lobby and goes their own direction. Spike stays in the lobby a little longer, then the phone rings. SPIKE I got it (picks up the phone) Hello? PENELOPE Hey. SPIKE Hey? PENELOPE It’s Penelope. Wendy told me where you worked. SPIKE It’s kind of late. PENELOPE I know, I just wanted to give you my number since you didn’t ask for it at the club. SPIKE That would be nice. Spike continues his conversation and the camera zooms out. THE END [ Post a Reply to This Message ]