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Date Posted: 15:45:19 10/04/04 Mon
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ACT IV
INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT
Nina, Harmony & Athena walk into the bar. They look around but don’t see Angel or Spike.
NINA
I don’t see them. Do you see them?
HARMONY
I don’t know. What color were their wigs?
NINA
Brown and blonde.
HARMONY
Okay, that doesn’t help.
ATHENA
Let’s just sit down and get some drinks.
CUT TO:
INT. HYPERION – NIGHT
Wesley and Gunn walk in to the Hyperion to see Illyria dressed in some of Wesley’s clothes and her hair tied back in a ponytail.
ILLYRIA
I don’t feel any different.
WESLEY
Illyria...
ILLYRIA
I’m dressed like a man but I do not feel like one or want to.
GUNN
What is this all about?
ILLYRIA
The 2 half-breeds met 2 gender confused males and became accustomed to their absurd behavior. In my quest to further my understanding of your inferior race I decided to try the same thing.
Gunn and Wes take this all in.
GUNN
So let me get this straight. Angel and Spike are dressed like women? Why?
WESLEY
(understanding)
Ah!
GUNN
What?
WESLEY
The woman who called here for an appointment did sound rather emasculate. Its possible that he was a drag queen.
GUNN
What was his problem?
WESLEY
Disappearances.
ILLYRIA
Angel said something about portals.
WESLEY
Are you sure?
ILLYRIA
Of course I am!
WESLEY
We must go then.
GUNN
Nuh uh. I’m not going to some drag club! Count me out.
WESLEY
I’ll call first. Hopefully they won’t ask for our help.
GUNN
Tell him to call you if he needs you to look something up. Tell him you’re researching or something just don’t make me dress in drag!
WESLEY
Illyria, where are the girls?
GUNN
Yeah, the girls should go! Not me! Not us!
ILLYRIA
Fortunately for you, they already went to watch Angel and Spike work.
WESLEY
That’s good then. We’ll call the girls and tell them to let us know if they need us to look up something.
GUNN
Thank you, thank you.
CUT TO:
INT – WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT
Angel, Spike and Penelope walk back into the club. They stand in the corner next to the stage and scope out the crowd.
SPIKE
Have you noticed anyone new in the crowd since the disappearances have started?
PENELOPE
No. But I’ve never seen that Jessica Simpson over there.
Spike looks over to where she was talking about and sees that she was talking about Harmony.
SPIKE
Oh balls.
ANGEL
What is it?
SPIKE
That’s not your demon. That’s Harmony.
PENELOPE
She’s a vampire too, isn’t she?
SPIKE
How did you know?
PENELOPE
Lucky guess.
ANGEL
What are they doing here? Nina can’t see me like this!
SPIKE
She’s already seen you like that, mate. So what do we do now, hide or go say hello?
ANGEL
We’re working. We keep working.
Spike waves, and the girls wave back.
ANGEL (CON’T)
Or we say hello.
Emma walks up to Penelope
EMMA
You’re on in 5, Ms. Monroe. And we have a few birthdays tonight too.
INT. BACKSTAGE HALLWAY - NIGHT
Penelope goes backstage.
PENELOPE
(to herself)
He made me lose an earring!
We see Emma walk outside to where they were earlier. Penelope notices light coming through the window.
PENELOPE
Hey, guys!
Angel and Spike go to see what she called them for.
They look out the door’s window to see what’s happening.
THEIR P.O.V.
They see Emma holding his stomach very sweaty and glowing. Then a portal opens and Emma looks like he’s trying to close it. While it’s open, the people in the alley fall into the portal.
ANGEL
You got weapons?
EXT – ALLEY – NIGHT
Angel and Spike rush out there once the portal is closed and pummel Emma.
ANGEL
You gonna explain what just happened here?
EMMA
What are you talking about?
SPIKE
The portal, the big glowy vacuum thing that just swallowed 4 people!
EMMA
I can’t help it! They want me back!
ANGEL
Who?
EMMA
My people in Acirema.
SPIKE
So why don’t you go back there?
EMMA
Because it’s boring! There are beavers everywhere and there’s no beauty!
PENELOPE
When you said “my people”...
EMMA
I’m their leader.
SPIKE
Their queen?
ANGEL
You have to go back.
EMMA
Why should I?
ANGEL
Your being here is causing an imbalance. That’s why the portals keep opening up.
PENELOPE
And if you go back, the people that went in your place should return.
SPIKE
Really?
PENELOPE
It makes sense to me.
ANGEL
Either you go voluntarily, or I crush both your knee-caps so you stay right here and wait for the next portal to open.
Emma takes this in and Angel steps back. A portal opens and swallows Emma. A bright flash lights the alley, and when the light dies down there are about 40 people in the alley. Spike gives Angel a “How do we explain this?” look, but Penelope is way ahead of him.
PENELOPE
Oh! I found my earring! Thanks for helping me look, we can all go back inside now.
SPIKE
Yeah.
ANGEL
Great work everyone.
CUT TO:
INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT
Everyone that was at the club walks in to find Gunn, Wesley and Illyria.
WESLEY
How was your night?
GUNN
You guys look RIDICULOUS.
SPIKE
What’s wrong Charlie-boy, not enough of a man to dress like a lady?
GUNN
No, I just have way way too much pride.
ANGEL
Spike met a girl.
WESLEY
Really? Are you sure she’s a girl?
SPIKE
Yeah. She’s a slayer
HARMONY
Typical, typical Spike.
WESLEY
So the portal...
ANGEL
Taken care of. So, I think we can call it a night. My feet are killing me.
NINA
C’mon, it’s not that bad.
ANGEL
It’s not as bad as the tights.
GUNN
Get a room.
NINA
Good idea. Lets go give each other facials.
ANGEL
Very funny.
Everyone leaves the lobby and goes their own direction. Spike stays in the lobby a little longer, then the phone rings.
SPIKE
I got it
(picks up the phone)
Hello?
PENELOPE
Hey.
SPIKE
Hey?
PENELOPE
It’s Penelope. Wendy told me where you worked.
SPIKE
It’s kind of late.
PENELOPE
I know, I just wanted to give you my number since you didn’t ask for it at the club.
SPIKE
That would be nice.
Spike continues his conversation and the camera zooms out.
THE END
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