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Subject: Dear Desperate

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PoorTax[tm]

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Date Posted: 15:58:22 04/04/02 Thu
Author Host/IP: modemcable070.88-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca/24.200.88.70
In reply to: PoorTax[tm] 's message, "Dear Tech Support" on 15:54:08 04/04/02 Thu

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an ntertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications, as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating
System.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I also personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as Boob Job 3.6D and that old standby . . . Lingerie 6.9 which have both been credited with improved performance of his hardware.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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Re: Dear Desperate	Ann Slanders	05:48:57 04/05/02 Fri