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rofl....some of these are pretty funny.	dingle	07:49:41 02/24/02 Sun
these are too cute, (((Dingle))) (NT) -- Davis waves 'hi'........whereya been hiding?, 12:04:24 02/24/02 Sun
MORNING ALL!!! WAKEY WAKEY!!!.. lets DO something!!!! (NT)	kala	03:22:55 02/21/02 Thu
MORNING ALL!!! WAKEY WAKEY!!!.. lets DO something!! -- Davis starts a new one here!!! lol, ready VO, Kala, Dingle?, 09:02:23 02/21/02 Thu Go for it girls, I'm no poet..lol (NT) -- dingle, 13:20:22 02/21/02 Thu Re: MORNING ALL!!! WAKEY WAKEY!!!.. lets DO something!! -- kala, 16:44:47 02/21/02 Thu roflmao (((kala))) too funny...........there's more..... -- Davis, 21:16:48 02/21/02 Thu LOLOL!!! good one davis, I am no poet either, but this was fun -- kala(we done askeert dem all away, y'think), 03:02:36 02/22/02 Fri hehehe ... this could turn messy! -- VO., 03:50:02 02/22/02 Fri ROFLMAO!! ya nuts ((VO&Kala)).....yep, this can get real messy!!!! -- Davis chuckles...., 04:24:01 02/22/02 Fri Oh brother ... I can't believe I just typed that! Heck, I'm even gonna submit it! -- VO just cracked herself up!, 06:41:12 02/22/02 Fri OH my, OH my!!!!!! roflmao........i'm dying here..... -- Davis says..dang, did I just write that &hit enter..not me!!, 09:08:35 02/22/02 Fri Re: OH my, OH my!!!!!! roflmao........i'm dying here..... -- kala... geez youz are nuts LOLOL!, 15:54:05 02/22/02 Fri roflmao.........((((((kala))))))) too funny........."As the Limerick Turns"... -- Davis continues the saga......, 21:14:21 02/22/02 Fri LOL!!! great ending hun! -- kala, 02:40:07 02/23/02 Sat Absolutely positively toooooo flamin' funny!!!!! (NT) -- VO has severe faceache :-), 04:21:54 02/23/02 Sat
It's Voting Time!	Sexy*Dwarf	17:46:31 02/22/02 Fri
Poem for a farmer smirk	kala	15:24:07 02/17/02 Sun
LOLOL........((((((((((((((kala)))))))))))))) -- Davis says, read inside LOL, 16:19:48 02/17/02 Sun rofl (((davis)))........ya nut. (NT) -- dingle, 06:06:44 02/18/02 Mon And so the saga continues .... -- hehehe VO. Hiya ((((( Kala, Davis & Ding )))))!, 05:55:21 02/19/02 Tue And so the saga continues ....more inside....... -- Davis chuckles at (((VO's)))...ya nut..I had to continue LOL, 07:15:45 02/19/02 Tue LOL ((((( Davis )))))! It still continues ... I couldn't resist -- VO., 01:48:35 02/20/02 Wed LOL ((((( VO))))) It still continues ... I couldn't resist either!!!!! LOL -- Davis is dyin here LOL, 05:19:38 02/20/02 Wed I'm laughing my silly head off here ((((( Davis )))))!!!!!!! -- VO. Read on ... oh yes indeedy, it still continues, 07:27:03 02/20/02 Wed I'm laughing my silly head off here ((((( Davis )))))!!!!!!!..wait.....there's more!!! -- Davis says.........I kill me!!! roflmao!!!, 08:36:15 02/20/02 Wed Davis? Am I confused or did you just hug yourself?.. hmmm (NT) -- dingle, 11:37:46 02/20/02 Wed ROFLMAO!!! You guys have WAY too much time on your hands LOL!! (NT) -- kala, wondering what she started here, 03:19:52 02/21/02 Thu OMG ((((( Davis ))))) TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Here's a double-dose -- VO., 02:28:40 02/21/02 Thu LOL..........((((((VO)))))) too dang funny....now you know I have to keep going, don't cha? -- Davis is in stitches here roflmao!!!, 04:32:57 02/21/02 Thu I THINK I'M GONNA PEE !!!!!! -- VO. Hey Davis ... you take the prize for Number One Nutter!, 06:56:30 02/21/02 Thu ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!! would you believe....I ended it....!! -- Davis says, let's start a new one, 08:56:41 02/21/02 Thu A fitting end ... well done ((((( Davis ))))) ROFLMAO!!!!!! (NT) -- VO., 03:29:43 02/22/02 Fri LOL...cute ((kala)) (NT) -- dingle, 19:47:47 02/17/02 Sun hmmmmm...did ya read inside mine too, Dingle :) (NT) -- Davis, 20:52:03 02/17/02 Sun well now that you mention it no...lol But now I have. too funny! lol (NT) -- dingle, 07:53:53 02/19/02 Tue Hey ((((( VO ))))))did you get a chance to read the Olympic posts below? (NT) -- Davis is laughing already LOL, 05:22:15 02/20/02 Wed LOL @ you two! Davis has found her partner in rhyme...chuckle (NT) -- dingle, 11:36:10 02/20/02 Wed
Hey, did you guys hear about the weird new sports they allowed into the Olympics? One is called.. (NT)	dingle	16:41:17 02/14/02 Thu
BAM! Guys stand three feet from a bowl and throw spices! -- dingle..look inside if you dare..LOL, 16:43:59 02/14/02 Thu ROFLMAO!!!!!! whatta groaner........you're a nut Dingle...(read the inside everyone) -- Davis is roflmao!!!, 12:51:20 02/15/02 Fri ....try the "Mary Poppins" ski jump....skier's open up an umbrella while soaring off the jump... (NT) -- Davis yells....."Up, up and away"!!!!!!!, 04:10:38 02/15/02 Fri OR.......the Arte Johnson ski jump... you just fall off the end of the ramp on a tricycle. (NT) -- dingle lmao, 12:52:03 02/15/02 Fri Icicle throwing: the athletes 1st have to run around Olympic Village collecting the fine specimens. (NT) -- Davis ducks......................"quack" ! LOL, 04:16:24 02/15/02 Fri Hot Dog Challenge. Who can eat the most before upchucking. Winner gets a gold weiner. (NT) -- kala, 05:40:26 02/15/02 Fri ROFLMAO!!!! (((((Kala)))))) (NT) -- Davis bypasses that challenge LOL, 06:46:28 02/15/02 Fri ROFL! Is that to go with their gold fillings? lol (NT) -- dingle, 09:23:25 02/15/02 Fri I sure hope those are icicle specimens...lol (NT) -- dingle, 13:29:10 02/15/02 Fri TheJUDGE RIPCAN-PAIRS SKATE-Where you are required to be Canadian and waiste 4 yrs. of your life!! (NT) -- very disgusted Craigt, 06:42:33 02/15/02 Fri i totally agree with you ((Craig)), such a sad state affairs, when judges have to cheat!! (NT) -- Davis hopes the Canadian's get their deserving gold medals, 06:51:13 02/15/02 Fri That was such an outrage!!! I was so ticked, those judges should do jail time! (NT) -- ticked off dingle, 09:22:15 02/15/02 Fri Besdies, Jamie deserved to win just because she is such a cutie! lol (NT) -- dingle, 12:46:10 02/15/02 Fri Please note new spelling..lmao (NT) -- dingle, 12:47:11 02/15/02 Fri Spear Skating:Skaters take on a 15M race while ducking spears thrown by disgruntled judges. (NT) -- dingle..WTH is a meter Craig? lol, 09:25:42 02/15/02 Fri its 1 centemeters... really you guys gotta get yurself edukated (NT) -- kala, 06:37:53 02/16/02 Sat Re: its 100 centemeters... I don't have alzheimers, just sometimers. (NT) -- kala, 06:40:37 02/16/02 Sat The downhill salmon: They put 2 dead salmon on a snowboard and give them a push from atop the hill. (NT) -- dingle rofl, 09:28:30 02/15/02 Fri The giant salmon: See above, only entrants must weigh at least 30 lbs. (NT) -- dingle, 09:29:47 02/15/02 Fri ...me thinks ((((Dingle's)))) on a roll......!!!!! roflmao!!! (NT) -- Davis, 10:41:15 02/15/02 Fri Overland Skiiing.... All participants must hover at least 3 inches over the Earth. (NT) -- dingle, 12:49:34 02/15/02 Fri Smoked salmon: You put a firecracker in it's ass & light it to see who's goes further LOLOL (NT) -- Davis the "wise" cracker, 12:56:31 02/15/02 Fri LMAOPMP!!!! ((Davis)) too freakin funny!!! Is it BASH time yet? lmao (NT) -- dingle is rofl, 13:00:37 02/15/02 Fri Bobbin ice fishing: one team member holds another over the hole in the ice, as he bobs for fish... (NT) -- Davis, 13:01:46 02/15/02 Fri Anyone have any Certs? LMAO (NT) -- dingle, 13:04:00 02/15/02 Fri Men's pee writing contest: Ask Craig about the rules !!!!!!! roflmao (NT) -- Davis ain't going near yellow snow!!!!!, 13:05:15 02/15/02 Fri GET THE MOP! I PEED MY PANTS!! LMAO..Hey Craig........GOT SNOW? roflmao (NT) -- dingle, 13:07:13 02/15/02 Fri Curling... Teenage girls tossing curling irons. (NT) -- dingle, 13:05:44 02/15/02 Fri Bobsled... Three women sit on Bob and careen down the course. (NT) -- dingle..last one I promise! lmao, 13:10:27 02/15/02 Fri whatta visual.....too freakin funny, ((((Dingle))))) (NT) -- Davis is dyin here lol, 13:14:21 02/15/02 Fri Just when you thought it was safe to read the board......... (NT) -- "The Dingle and Davis Show" Lives!.....rofl, 13:17:29 02/15/02 Fri Where's Alex: Alex hides in Olympic Village, whoever finds him, gets to keep him! (NT) -- Davis: Waldo quit that job, Alex finally finds his forte!, 13:18:46 02/15/02 Fri Last tme I saw him he was sitting on Bob....... (NT) -- dingle, 13:21:07 02/15/02 Fri ....he musta been dressed in drag then...wig and white dress!!!! (NT) -- Davis, 13:24:06 02/15/02 Fri ..and he was swiping the girls' curling irons! (NT) -- dingle, 13:25:17 02/15/02 Fri I heard he tried the "Mary Poppin's Jump", got his ski's caught in his dress!! (NT) -- Davis, 13:27:18 02/15/02 Fri Naw.. he was there to judge the "Camel Hump" contest. Winnter gets a lifetime supply of certs (NT) -- kala, 06:33:38 02/16/02 Sat ROFL! ((((((((Kala)))))))) (NT) -- dingle, 07:54:51 02/16/02 Sat Hey Dingle!! I can tell we had no fum with this post at all LOL>...hiya (((Kala))), where's ((VO))? (NT) -- Davis, 09:53:01 02/17/02 Sun oh, we did, we did, but were is everyone TODAY????? (NT) -- kala, 15:18:57 02/17/02 Sun
New Picture Is Ready For Your Captions	Sexy*Dwarf	21:40:56 02/15/02 Fri
Think Alex had hard time in the circus & selling cars? Wait till you hear what happened when he sold (NT)	Davis	10:54:53 02/08/02 Fri
...ladies shoes...oyyyyy...Alex always considered himself a ladies man...NOT!!...he was more a .... (NT) -- Davis, 14:24:21 02/08/02 Fri crossdresser, just look at those heels! Of course that was after he... (NT) -- dingle, 20:16:42 02/08/02 Fri ... overcame his penchant for the leather-clad muscle-bound look. He had no muscles, and had no ... (NT) -- VO. Hiya (((( Davis & Ding ))))! Missed ya like crazy :-), 01:44:10 02/09/02 Sat ...hair on his head, his fetish to women's things started when he bought his first wig and .... (NT) -- Davis.........Hiya ((((VO)))), boy, we've missed you too :)), 06:27:36 02/10/02 Sun white dress. He thought he looked just like Marilyn but he really looked more like ... (NT) -- VO., 03:17:37 02/11/02 Mon ..RuPaul! So dressed in drag he went looking for a womans job thinking selling shoes was it, till.. (NT) -- Davis, 04:40:45 02/11/02 Mon ... he landed a job at Twinkle Toes. You'll find this hard to believe, but on his very first day ... (NT) -- VO., 06:17:43 02/11/02 Mon ..he tried on his 1st pair of ballet slippers, and a tu-tu..took his 1st spin and decided that...... (NT) -- Davis, 06:37:13 02/11/02 Mon ...he had found his true calling at last! However, after just one spin he felt dizzy and ... (NT) -- VO. Hey (((( Davis )))) You're a complete nutter LMAO!, 03:17:35 02/12/02 Tue ..tripped and ripped his tu-tu, so lived his short love of ballet...so he tried pursueing....... (NT) -- Davis says.....TY ((((VO)))) LOL.....and morning :), 04:22:33 02/12/02 Tue ...his own brand of "street art" so that he could still wear his wig, mended tutu & ballet slippers. (NT) -- VO. LOL Davis ... you're welcome :-), 06:00:42 02/12/02 Tue He choreographed and rehearsed his act and thought it was brilliant! It went like this ... (NT) -- VO. OK Davis ... you go girl!, 06:04:13 02/12/02 Tue .heel-toe, heel-toe, spray, spray, spray..he even painted the side of the buildings, including the.. (NT) -- Davis, 05:22:08 02/13/02 Wed ... windows. The sight of him and his act worried and even scared some onlookers. Three people ... (NT) -- VO. LMAO Davis! Tooooooo funny!, 02:00:22 02/14/02 Thu named Curley, Larry and Moe took an instant liking to this fellow, so they... (NT) -- kala, 03:01:40 02/14/02 Thu all four banded together to form a new group. The group got out of show business and... (NT) -- dingle, 09:16:48 02/14/02 Thu YOU GUESSED IT!!! The Beatles!!!!! WOOO HOOOO! (NT) -- kala, 09:46:17 02/14/02 Thu Yep, alas! They had been turned into bugs who wanted to.. (NT) -- dingle, 16:40:01 02/14/02 Thu ..swatted, slapped, shooed away......quite a kinky bunch of guys ....... (NT) -- Davis gets out the "RAID".....!!!!!!, 04:12:33 02/15/02 Fri
Are we talking about Alex Keaton? He seemed like such a nice boy. lol (NT)	dingle	21:00:37 02/11/02 Mon
Hello!! Is anyone there???	Flo	08:21:28 02/09/02 Sat
AM I LIVE........OR IS THIS MEMOREX ??????? Hiya Flo! -- Craigt, 10:52:25 02/09/02 Sat {{{{FLOCOOKIE}}}}} Woohooo, thought you forgot about us! Great to see you! (NT) -- dingle..pssssst..Craig..it's Memorex :), 13:22:17 02/09/02 Sat ((((((((Flobbers)))))))).....hiya back...we've certainly missed you too....great to see ya :)) (NT) -- Davis waves to ((((Craig, Dingle and Flo)))), 06:29:12 02/10/02 Sun Hiya ((((( Flo ))))) and hiya ((((( Craig ))))). The weather's great here too ... but it's Summer! (NT) -- VO., 03:13:23 02/11/02 Mon
Waaaaaa..............where is everyone??? (NT)	Davis misses her teammies :(	14:16:53 02/07/02 Thu
waves frantically here I am Davis Dahlink!!! (NT) -- kala..(we need another Alex.. LOL!), 06:11:49 02/08/02 Fri dingle raises her hand to check in At least we know who we can count on eh kala? LOL (NT) -- you-know-who, 09:15:07 02/08/02 Fri P.S. I'm not changing my name to Alex..lol Hmm, ya think that was his real name? (NT) -- dingle, 09:16:30 02/08/02 Fri ((((((((Kala, Dingle, Pige)))))))) I'm soooo happy to know I'm not alone here :))) (NT) -- Davis waves................."Hi" !!!!, 10:49:54 02/08/02 Fri I'm over here Juliet, I fell off the fricken Balconey!!! (NT) -- Craigt, 17:48:28 02/08/02 Fri rofl.. 911? (NT) -- dingle, 20:12:53 02/08/02 Fri
Voting Time	Sexy*Dwarf	19:32:28 02/08/02 Fri
The heck with flowers, chocolates and jewelry..the perfect Valentine gifts should be things like.... (NT)	Davis:) Morning everyone!!	04:26:37 02/06/02 Wed
Pffffft! I'll take the flowers, chocolates and jewelry..rofl (NT) -- dingle :o) Morning Davis, 09:00:35 02/06/02 Wed Ok, I'll be serious.. One hug, kiss, and an" I love you, " for and from all my grandchildren. (NT) -- dingle..awwwwwwwwww lol, 09:01:54 02/06/02 Wed For my biskit guy? NASCAR tickets would be his favorite thing to receive. (NT) -- dingle, 09:06:10 02/06/02 Wed Awwwww.....great answers (((Dingle))), 'cept for the pffffft LOLOL (NT) -- Davis waves "HI" !!!!, 14:03:18 02/06/02 Wed Don't need candy, don't want "side-of-the-road" flowers, & the jewelry I want, diamonds anyone! LOL (NT) -- Davis would like a "much needed" weekend away:), 14:08:08 02/06/02 Wed Just give me money............ bwahahahaahaah! (NT) -- kala, 06:09:53 02/08/02 Fri
The Life of a Vermont Pigeon	Pigeon	21:36:10 02/07/02 Thu
Re: The Life of a Vermont Pigeon -- Davis, 04:36:16 02/08/02 Fri
Happy Superbowl Sunday.....here's a very enlightening true story....enjoy :)	Davis	08:35:33 02/03/02 Sun
Aww, Davis..thank you! What a great story! (NT) -- dingle, 14:03:37 02/04/02 Mon I knew you'd .like it (((Dingle))) (NT) -- Davis, 04:44:02 02/05/02 Tue Yep, and besides..he is really cute! lol (NT) -- dingle, 09:03:29 02/06/02 Wed
New Picture Is Ready For Your Captions	Sexy*Dwarf	18:27:08 02/01/02 Fri
Winter is soooo boring, so to entertain myself, I think I'll..... (NT)	Davis	04:10:49 01/31/02 Thu
..the glitter, glue, poster paper, and make myself an artistic masterpiece....I could also..... (NT) -- Davis.......LOL....not really lol, 05:47:09 01/31/02 Thu ...rent a romantic video and pretend it's the summer.....but I better watch it, I could get...... (NT) -- Davis, 12:13:36 01/31/02 Thu cabin fever sitting in here, egads, the weather is terrible! (NT) -- kala, 05:11:11 02/01/02 Fri
Recipe: Maple Syrup Butter Tarts	kala	03:06:02 01/30/02 Wed
Yummy.....now that sounds good :) thanks (((((Kala)))))..I'll be baking !! (NT) -- Davis, 04:48:32 01/30/02 Wed Thank you Kala :o) I'm going to try these. I've heard so many people describe how yummy they are. (NT) -- dingle, 07:46:56 01/30/02 Wed
Now what will Kala do with all her spare time? ( Besides playing bingo! lol ) (NT)	dingle	07:29:53 01/29/02 Tue
Hmm, maybe take some anti-fear of flying classes? Hope to see you in Florida kala!! (NT) -- dingle, 07:30:53 01/29/02 Tue Woohoo!!! Bash time is not too far off....5months to go...that's plenty of time to become a flyer :) (NT) -- Davis, 09:49:23 01/29/02 Tue or perhaps learn how to do a triple axle on ice skates? (NT) -- dingle...you won't need ice skates in Florida kala..lol, 09:39:13 01/29/02 Tue OR....maybe she has a recipe for butter tarts for those os us who have not even seen one. (NT) -- dingle, 09:40:48 01/29/02 Tue ..perhaps she'll teach Kiki some new tricks and new words... (NT) -- Davis, 09:41:39 01/29/02 Tue Posting to this board once in awhile would be nice. LOL (NT) -- dingle, 09:43:19 01/29/02 Tue Dingley dear. I was up and gone off to work before you woke up! Haha! (NT) -- kala... soon to be be free WOOO HOOOO!, 14:33:27 01/29/02 Tue Davis...... Are your fingers tired yet? lol (NT) -- dingle, 09:45:00 01/29/02 Tue No......just the brain.....it's spinning.......slow down there, ((((Dingle)))) (NT) -- Davis lol, 09:47:35 01/29/02 Tue I am not even getting DRESSED tomorrow, never mind the bingo, LOL! (NT) -- kala, 14:36:14 01/29/02 Tue You go girl! About the off to work before I got up.. there IS a time difference ya know! LOL (NT) -- dingle, 17:24:00 01/29/02 Tue So, do you have a recipe for us? huh?.......huh?.......huh? (NT) -- dingle, 17:25:52 01/29/02 Tue
It's about time......	kala	04:31:07 01/29/02 Tue
Congrats (((((((((Kala))))))))))) I'm so happy you finally did it :)))) (NT) -- Davis is smiling :), 04:48:52 01/29/02 Tue YAY ((((( Kala )))))!!!!! Well done oh-great-lady-of-leisure :-) (NT) -- VO is grinning (and envious!), 05:00:26 01/29/02 Tue woooooohoooooooo!! I'm so happy for you Kala! WTG!!! :o) Bingo time! LOL (NT) -- dingle, 07:28:29 01/29/02 Tue
When I went to shop for a used car a salesman told me... (NT)	dingle	07:20:26 01/26/02 Sat
"Have I got a deal for you"...."go see the man in the navy blue suit, tell him Bob sent you"..so I (NT) -- Davis, 16:55:42 01/26/02 Sat ... did as he suggested. "Hi", I said to the blue suited man, "Bob sent me. I'm looking for a ... (NT) -- VO., 02:32:22 01/27/02 Sun ....car that's sleek and showy, and it has to have a sunroof so I can..... (NT) -- Davis, 06:07:06 01/27/02 Sun "Enjoy the sunshine. But there is one specific option I am looking for that I can't seem to find.." (NT) -- dingle waving a snowy good morning! :o), 06:49:30 01/27/02 Sun ..I want it tinted in 3D...so that I can really enjoy the images it projects..such as.. (NT) -- Davis, 07:44:48 01/27/02 Sun ...the twinkling of the stars at night.....I'd also love a car that's got.... (NT) -- Davis, 05:56:05 01/28/02 Mon
Picture Caption Contest Voting Time	Sexy*Dwarf	18:25:08 01/25/02 Fri
I went to the circus and you know what?.... (NT)	dingle	20:24:52 01/22/02 Tue
I saw a camel with a sign around his neck, saying "Alex? where are you?". (NT) -- kala, 04:04:03 01/23/02 Wed Alex, a failed sunglasses salesperson, had placed the sign there. His connection with the circus... (NT) -- VO. Hiya (((((Davis, Kala & Ding)))))!, 04:34:56 01/23/02 Wed ((((Vo)))) where ya been? welcome back :)))).....Morning ((Kala and Dingle)) (NT) -- Davis, 04:46:58 01/23/02 Wed ....was his friendship with Omar, the tent maker, and his association with...... (NT) -- Davis....chuckles at Alex's return LOLOL, 04:45:26 01/23/02 Wed ....."Camel's R'Us".....now the reason for him putting that sign on the camel, goes like this....... (NT) -- Davis, 05:48:05 01/23/02 Wed It seems Alex needed to be reminded where he was every minute of the day probably because.. (NT) -- dingle, 07:00:54 01/23/02 Wed .....he suffered from an illness known as..."Idunnanowhoiam"...or to put it short:.... (NT) -- Davis, 07:44:38 01/23/02 Wed ... he's psychotic. He was Achmed in Israel, Abusimba in Egypt, Abdul in Afghanistan ... (NT) -- VO., 02:40:44 01/24/02 Thu ... and now he's Alex in America. All these changes of name and character have made him ... (NT) -- VO. Gotta love the Alex story! LOL, 02:43:05 01/24/02 Thu ...a bit nutz!! back to the circus:)...the most amazing thing, is that at the circus Alex was the... (NT) -- Davis, 04:50:33 01/24/02 Thu ...official 3D glasses salesman.....seems he saw life in a different way than most, he would... (NT) -- Davis, 04:54:34 01/24/02 Thu ......run around yelling..."the trees are jumping out at me", and ..... (NT) -- Davis.....poor Alex, he's a wreck!!!! roflmao, 04:56:13 01/24/02 Thu ... "the lions have escaped!". Barnum, the circus owner, decided this idiot would be a great clown. (NT) -- VO., 05:25:18 01/24/02 Thu Alex thought this was a wonderful idea until Barnum showed him his costume. It was ... (NT) -- VO., 05:28:32 01/24/02 Thu ...an replica of Elton John's, the glitzy one with the BIG sunglasses...Alex said.... (NT) -- Davis, 06:32:45 01/24/02 Thu .."there's no way I'm wearing that..but the glasses can stay, they're kinda......." (NT) -- Davis, 06:34:22 01/24/02 Thu cool. Hey, do you have a bikini? I wore one when I.. (NT) -- dingle, 07:26:33 01/24/02 Thu ..trained the circus elephants, but the trunks always got in the way and I ended up..... (NT) -- Davis, 08:39:07 01/24/02 Thu ....losing it, besides, I got paid "peanuts" for that job so I moved on to....... (NT) -- Davis, 08:40:48 01/24/02 Thu Training the dancing dogs, that was a job! One had only 3 legs so I.. (NT) -- dingle lol davis, 09:56:00 01/24/02 Thu ..gotta monkey & organ, wore my sunglasses & became an organ grinder...whatta great job till.. (NT) -- Davis, 13:57:53 01/24/02 Thu MY organ became involved! Ouch! So I sold the monkey and.. (NT) -- dingle..lmao, 14:06:00 01/24/02 Thu Had a sex change operation and renamed my self Andrea. I still have my sunglasses.. (NT) -- dingle, 14:10:31 01/24/02 Thu ..put my organ in a jar on the shelf &settled down in San Francisco selling flowers for your hair.. (NT) -- Davis, 14:16:05 01/24/02 Thu That is the hair on your head. All this fog, sure can mess with your.. (NT) -- dingle, 14:17:54 01/24/02 Thu .senses ,well Andrea wasn't fitting, so now I'm Alexis..I drive a Lexus..& sell Nexus...hairy job... (NT) -- Davis, 14:22:58 01/24/02 Thu Wow!!!! That Alex has had some life........poor guy.....roflmao (NT) -- Davis, 04:35:58 01/25/02 Fri
I hear Webster's is looking for some new words and meanings...any ideas? (NT)	Davis the compiler........LOL	06:58:23 01/20/02 Sun
Silliation: the act of having too much "fum"......(sigh.....I miss youse guys) (NT) -- Davis, 07:00:52 01/20/02 Sun Dohnut: People who imitate Homer Simpson. (NT) -- dingle, 07:18:16 01/20/02 Sun Snowhonking: the constant complaining one does about snow. (NT) -- Davis the snowhonker....dang it's snowing again today!!, 08:21:05 01/21/02 Mon Snowhonker: One who constantly complains about snow LOL (NT) -- Davis made up a 2 fer oner LOL, 08:22:41 01/21/02 Mon Um, excuse me Davis, but wouldn't that be btching? lmao (NT) -- dingle, 09:25:48 01/21/02 Mon* Pfffffffffffttttt!!!!!!! (NT) -- Davis, 21:25:16 01/21/02 Mon sloaffic.... Traffic at rush hour. lol (NT) -- dingle, 09:28:19 01/21/02 Mon Slippityskid. The art of driving during a Canadian winter. (NT) -- kala, 03:41:18 01/22/02 Tue
Some interesting new items recently added to our local Chinese restaurants menu.....they included: (NT)	Davis	20:27:30 01/17/02 Thu
,......steamed "dump"-ings..........................ewwwww LOL (NT) -- Davis, 20:28:31 01/17/02 Thu Mooooo doooo..... sum dung......... (NT) -- Davis, 20:29:51 01/17/02 Thu The neighbor's cat. (NT) -- dingle, 21:13:57 01/17/02 Thu ROFLMAO!!!!!!......ya nut ((((((Dingle)))))) (NT) -- Davis, 04:37:24 01/18/02 Fri Well Craig started it! lol (NT) -- dingle, 09:31:15 01/18/02 Fri ....hmmmmm......wonder where that Craig guy is, anyway!!! (NT) -- Davis, 09:47:32 01/18/02 Fri Not sure, but I'm thinking British Columbia, CA....lol (NT) -- dingle, 13:57:04 01/18/02 Fri sir fried cat tails, ganished with deep fried hair balls. (NT) -- kala, 03:14:04 01/19/02 Sat how about some flied lice for that extra protein? (NT) -- KALA, 04:27:13 01/19/02 Sat
New Picture Is Ready For Your Captions!	Sexy*Dwarf	18:56:40 01/18/02 Fri
Imagine if history was made with only Rednecks....perhaps...... (NT)	Davis	05:05:01 01/16/02 Wed
Granny would be rocking in her chair, instead of Whistler's Mother...... (NT) -- Davis, 05:06:03 01/16/02 Wed Ellie May sewed the first flag, instead of Betsy Ross..... (NT) -- Davis, 05:07:11 01/16/02 Wed ..the main ingredient in meatloaf would be possum.. (NT) -- dingle.......Good morning everyone!, 06:28:32 01/16/02 Wed ...the governor of Florida would be named Jeb.. oh no, wait that IS his name....LMAO (NT) -- dingle rofl, 06:29:51 01/16/02 Wed ...the 1st Thanksgiving dinner would have been covered wagon roadkill......roast 'possum? (NT) -- Davis, 07:46:45 01/16/02 Wed Every home would have a TV, and a still. (NT) -- kala, 02:49:31 01/17/02 Thu The most lucrative business would be used pick-up truck lots. (NT) -- kala, 02:51:11 01/17/02 Thu There would be no theatre or symphony, only hoe-downs. (NT) -- kala, 02:53:36 01/17/02 Thu No more keeping up with the Jone's. Every yard would be full of old tires and such. (NT) -- kala, 02:55:58 01/17/02 Thu No more champagne at NewYears, only moonshine and a fiddle, lol! (NT) -- kala... on a roll, 02:57:49 01/17/02 Thu No toga for Caesar, only overalls, and a polkadotted dress for Cleo. (NT) -- kala. no barge either, just a raft, 03:02:22 01/17/02 Thu Instead of a "chicken in every pot", there'd be a "possum in every pot" ....lol (NT) -- Davis, 05:44:43 01/17/02 Thu rofl..I think kala likes this one, and Davis has possum on the brain..lmao (NT) -- dingle, 07:12:29 01/17/02 Thu The ONLY entertainment would be NASCAR. (NT) -- dingle, 07:13:32 01/17/02 Thu The President's name would be Billy-Bob, and there would be a raccoon in every pot! (NT) -- dingle, 07:15:23 01/17/02 Thu ..the first man on the moon would have been, Bubba! (NT) -- Davis, 09:27:51 01/17/02 Thu Instead of the Lewis and Clark expedition, it would have been, Jethro and JohnBoy... (NT) -- Davis, 09:30:42 01/17/02 Thu Instead of the Lewis and Clark expedition, it would have been, Jethro and JohnBoy... (NT) -- Davis, 09:32:28 01/17/02 Thu echo, echo......lol (NT) -- dingle, 10:37:45 01/17/02 Thu
While attending Bubba's Cooking School, I was shocked at the main ingredient in "Granny's Stew".... (NT)	Davis	05:55:43 01/14/02 Mon
Old gym socks? Holy cow! That sounded horrid but the next ingredient was even worse! (NT) -- dingle Good Morning :o), 09:25:17 01/14/02 Mon .....the bark from the oldest elm tree in town......dang...they said that it is used to ....... (NT) -- Davis, 11:05:29 01/14/02 Mon Rid the stew of the gym socks aroma. After the bark you add 1 large rutabaga then... (NT) -- dingle, 13:45:06 01/14/02 Mon ......2 cups of Grandpa's moonshine....they said that was needed to....... (NT) -- Davis, 14:55:39 01/14/02 Mon ... tenderize and draw out the flavor of the stew's "meat", a pound of chopped ... (NT) -- VO. Hiya ((((( gals ))))) nice to seeya!, 02:40:17 01/15/02 Tue Llamma meat... it tastes just like chicken, then you add... (NT) -- kala, 03:36:50 01/15/02 Tue (((((((VO and Kala))))))) Morning, how the heck are ya?......Morning Dingle :) (NT) -- Davis, 04:34:33 01/15/02 Tue 1lb of chicken feet, just to be sure the llama tastes like chicken, followed by a bouquet of ... (NT) -- Davis, 04:33:12 01/15/02 Tue )))Davis))) you gotta start earlier, or I miss everything lol (NT) -- kala, trudging off to work now "boo hoo", 04:43:38 01/15/02 Tue have no ear (((((kala-hon))))), we've been working on the same one for days LOL.... (NT) -- Davis, 05:52:29 01/15/02 Tue oops.....make that fear LOLOL (NT) -- Davis needs to use spellcheck LOL, 07:46:39 01/15/02 Tue ROFL! gotta love them typos! (NT) -- kala, 03:11:22 01/16/02 Wed dried dandelions, rose thorns and grape leaves, all wrapped in an old rag, this enhances the ...... (NT) -- Davis, 11:34:17 01/15/02 Tue
It's Voting Time!	Sexy*Dwarf	16:58:18 01/11/02 Fri
Waltzing Matilda, geez..She tried to learn the twist but... (NT)	dingle	06:53:13 01/10/02 Thu
......first she twisted to the left, but when she twisted to the right, she..... (NT) -- Davis, 06:55:41 01/10/02 Thu ..created a new dance because her foot was upside down. The new dance was called.. (NT) -- dingle, 09:11:13 01/10/02 Thu ......the "Footsie benz"...now to do this dance, you take your arms and...... (NT) -- Davis, 16:08:55 01/10/02 Thu ans scrub them very clean, then you whistle and.. (NT) -- dingle, 18:42:53 01/10/02 Thu .......and spit in the spitoon.......now to really make things interesting, you hum to...... (NT) -- Davis, 20:25:27 01/10/02 Thu What else? The Star Bangled Banner... of course. (NT) -- kala, 03:30:20 01/11/02 Fri ....but this dance really never became popular because of the medical problems it created, such as.. (NT) -- Davis is trying to picture this odd dance LOL, 04:50:49 01/11/02 Fri People missing the spitoon, and their shoes not fitting properly. So what did they do when.. (NT) -- dingle, 06:02:43 01/11/02 Fri the music starts..smash the right foot, then left, as someone yelled "Mashed potatoes", a new dance? (NT) -- Davis...., 08:07:46 01/11/02 Fri Nah, that dance went out in the 60's, besides... what in the world were they eating? (NT) -- dingle, 09:13:51 01/11/02 Fri ......mashed potatoes, vegas, a pool? Perhaps they were doing the swim....... (NT) -- Davis dreams of Vegas.......sigh........, 13:15:57 01/11/02 Fri
Hmmm... I wonder what a "FAMILTY" is??? (NT)	Pigeon	06:26:44 01/07/02 Mon
its a man with a stutter saying "Family Tree" (NT) -- kala, 03:50:17 01/10/02 Thu Well, with me being the typo queen I knew immediately! LOL (NT) -- dingle-who-speaks-fluent-typonese, 06:26:25 01/10/02 Thu I think it's a familiar family member............. (NT) -- Davis, 06:51:52 01/10/02 Thu
Billy Bob got the surprise of his life, when he opened the front door and found........ (NT)	Davis......chuckles	04:50:15 01/08/02 Tue
Jeff Gordon washing his pick-em-up truck, how in blazes.. (NT) -- dingle, 07:31:29 01/08/02 Tue .......did Jeff know that he was Billy Bob's idol.........Billy Bob quickly...... (NT) -- Davis, 09:13:04 01/08/02 Tue um .... er ... I give up. Who the heck is Jeff Gordon? (NT) -- VO., 03:27:30 01/09/02 Wed Jeff Gordon's a Nascar driver......... (NT) -- Davis to the rescue LOL......., 04:31:54 01/09/02 Wed they lost me too VO (NT) -- kala, 04:33:41 01/09/02 Wed ..grabbed his bucket &wax &started washing his jacked up, 1957, Ford Mustang....till.... (NT) -- Davis continues LOL, 04:34:56 01/09/02 Wed Uncle Jeb pulled up in a cloud of dust and said, "Time's a wastin' boy!".. (NT) -- dingle, 07:20:56 01/09/02 Wed Billy Bob's dreams of fame were shucked at that moment.....as Jeff got into his car and said........ (NT) -- Davis, 09:02:39 01/09/02 Wed "I'm outta here. Jeb, could you put that shotgun down?"... (NT) -- dingle, 09:27:30 01/09/02 Wed Billy Bob turned and yelled....."You've done it now Uncle Jeb, I'll never......." (NT) -- Davis, 11:01:38 01/09/02 Wed
I really hate the month of January because.................... (NT)	Davis figures we're Alexed out LOL	07:55:22 01/06/02 Sun
....the snow comes and completely covers up my colorful silk flowers that are in my planters.... (NT) -- Davis is gasping....."you mean they're not real".....roflmao, 19:36:37 01/06/02 Sun .......because I LOVE snow and we rarely get any. (NT) -- dingle, 19:39:44 01/06/02 Sun ......and it rains.........allot! (NT) -- dingle, 19:55:51 01/06/02 Sun ..it is a big let down after the Christmas activities. (NT) -- dingle, 19:57:41 01/06/02 Sun ..I wasn't born in January, and I LOVE presents. (NT) -- dingle ( lol ), 19:58:49 01/06/02 Sun P. S. I wasn't born yesterday either...lmao (NT) -- dingle, 19:59:57 01/06/02 Sun You are snowed in a lot, the roads are impassible, you must stock up for emergencies. (NT) -- kala, 03:15:30 01/07/02 Mon I swear, it's the longest month of the year........ (NT) -- Davis sits staring out the window at the snow...sigh....., 05:31:24 01/07/02 Mon Oh yeah.......it gets too cold....brrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Davis sits dreaming of the beaches in Florida......sigh....., 06:14:31 01/07/02 Mon I worry about my familty traveling to and from work on the slippery roads! (NT) -- Pigeon (yes... I'm still alive), 06:25:12 01/07/02 Mon (((((Pige))))) there you are!! Hope you had a great holiday...we've missed ya. (NT) -- Davis.... famility: A familiar family member?, 06:49:05 01/07/02 Mon
.....yep, you got it....Alex started selling V8...engines that is...a used car salesman.....but..... (NT)	continued........ dingle(Friday....woohoo)	19:08:07 01/03/02 Thu
This couple I know went to his car lot and you know what? (NT) -- dingle, 19:10:04 01/03/02 Thu They wanted a convertible, but he insisted on a sunroof... perhaps he has a glass fetish..he.... (NT) -- Davis, 19:24:07 01/03/02 Thu ... will deny that, just as he's always denied having a fetish about ... (NT) -- VO ... oh man, you people are tooooo funny!, 02:26:07 01/04/02 Fri those poor frightened camels he left behind. (NT) -- kala.... ROFL!, 03:12:17 01/04/02 Fri ....oh the camels.......oyyyyyyy.......now if they could talk, they'd tell you about........ (NT) -- Davis.................this is too much fum!! lol, 06:16:47 01/04/02 Fri Those caves he tied to sell, they weren't just empty caves.. (NT) -- dingle lol, 06:32:10 01/04/02 Fri there was this mad fella with a raggedy beard making video tapes, and.... (NT) -- kala, 07:14:28 01/04/02 Fri ...he even tried to sell Freddy Flintstone's cave, imagine that.... but ... (NT) -- Davis, 08:12:51 01/04/02 Fri Dino bit him in the ..ummm...butt! Obviously Alex is pretty old.. (NT) -- dingle, 09:17:56 01/04/02 Fri ...and his butt is scrawny. Still, the bite did the trick and he fled Bedrock. He gives up easily... (NT) -- VO., 02:35:43 01/05/02 Sat just like his virgin brother, you know? Nevah Benlaiden. (NT) -- kala, 03:06:15 01/05/02 Sat ..Nevah Benlaiden was so unlike his brother, Abdul Binhiding, aka Alex....why you ask? (NT) -- Davis, 07:44:37 01/05/02 Sat ... and his lazy father, Aint Bin Workin (NT) -- VO., 07:47:05 01/05/02 Sat LMAO ((((( Davis))))) You beat me to the next bit! (NT) -- VO., 07:49:44 01/05/02 Sat GMTA............eh? .........roflmao......... (NT) -- Davis is dyin here!!, 08:33:47 01/05/02 Sat Sort of reminds you of the 3monkeys.. SeeNoBinhiding, HearNoBinlaiden, , and SpeakNoBinworkin.... (NT) -- Davis is off in fairytale land LOL, 08:43:03 01/05/02 Sat
New Picture Is Ready For Your Captions	Sexy*Dwarf	18:44:32 01/04/02 Fri
Alex is a guy I met when I....... (NT)	dinglegiggle	19:45:13 01/02/02 Wed
... was in Cairo and he had the unmistakable odor of camel. This was due to ... (NT) -- VO., 02:11:28 01/03/02 Thu Re: ... his misguided affection for the poor beasts. He was a sunglass salesman who.... (NT) -- kala LOL!, 03:02:00 01/03/02 Thu ...........used to be in real estate, selling caves in Afghanistan, but........... (NT) -- Davis.........this is too much fun!! LOL, 04:32:31 01/03/02 Thu ... someone else had the cave deal monopolized and he went broke. He also tried his hand at ... (NT) -- VO., 05:29:06 01/03/02 Thu .........being a tent maker, but Omar had the dibs on that....so he also tried...... (NT) -- Davis, 06:32:06 01/03/02 Thu ...changing his name from Abdul to Alex and set off to America to find his fortune..... (NT) -- Davis, 07:52:55 01/03/02 Thu Ahh, America. The land of opportunity.. (NT) -- dingle-I knew you guys would roll with this..lmao, 08:57:50 01/03/02 Thu ...Alex found out fast that caves and tents weren't big sellers in America...so he tried selling.... (NT) -- Davis, 11:45:52 01/03/02 Thu I coulda had a V8 (NT) -- Craigt, 12:29:09 01/03/02 Thu .....yep, you got it....Alex started selling V8...engines that is...a used car salesman.....but..... (NT) -- Davis, 16:49:58 01/03/02 Thu
Odd, that's what Alex said, then he hit his forehead.. (NT)	dingle	12:36:35 01/03/02 Thu
crud....can you say delete? lmao pretend this is down there.. (NT) -- ding-ier-than-usual, 12:38:17 01/03/02 Thu
Free Sunglasses?	Alex	11:02:51 01/02/02 Wed
No thanks ALex, thanks for the thought, though. -- kalamityjn@doIlooklikeanidiot.com, 11:38:12 01/02/02 Wed Thanks anyway, Alex.................look out Corey Hart.......LOL (NT) -- Davis sings.."I wear my sunglasses, at night......." ect.., 13:34:18 01/02/02 Wed Grab one what? lmao..ok Alex, maybe after you learn how to spell. (NT) -- dingle-who-does-not-know-how-to-forward-from here. rofl, 15:40:55 01/02/02 Wed What I want to know is....."Who is Alex, and why wasn't I told?" ...... (NT) -- Davis is looking for Craig.............roflmao!, 17:56:36 01/02/02 Wed
Acro anyone? Topic: Pets....Letters: M A B C P (NT)	Davis.....	04:11:48 01/02/02 Wed
M A B C P Mine's A beautiful chattering Parrot! (NT) -- kala, Yours?" Letters IHA DDTP, 04:35:39 01/02/02 Wed I had a dog, didn't train properly. (NT) -- dingle... GNOELP, 06:54:23 01/02/02 Wed GNOELP: Gotta nasty ocelot... everyone left panicking!!.......(Not really, I have 3 nice kitties) (NT) -- Davis....N H A P, 07:18:54 01/02/02 Wed
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE TO ALL OF YOU! (NT)	kala. (be safe, my friends)	03:21:19 12/31/01 Mon
Wishing you the best of health and wealth in the new year! (NT) -- dingle(((((((kala))))))) and (((((((((((all))))))))))), 05:54:46 12/31/01 Mon Have a happy and healthy New Year....all :) (NT) -- Davis, 05:25:01 01/01/02 Tue ((((Dingle and Davis))))) have a wonderful day!! (NT) -- kala, 05:48:55 01/01/02 Tue Happy New Year ((((( Dingle, Davis, Kala & all )))))!! (NT) -- May 2002 bring you happiness, peace & contentment. Love, VO., 02:40:46 01/02/02 Wed
Rhyme Tyme....1st line: It's time to ring in a new year. (NT)	Davis says......"calling a poets'	05:19:47 12/29/01 Sat
To reflect on the why and the where.... (NT) -- Davis will try this again :), 06:11:52 12/30/01 Sun If you listen you will hear, (NT) -- dingle..ok, she isn't giving up..lol, 06:21:40 12/30/01 Sun The sound of bells in your ear.. (NT) -- Davis waves hi to ((((((Dingle)))))))~~~~~, 09:58:30 12/30/01 Sun A new dawn is soon to begin... (NT) -- kala, 14:49:09 12/30/01 Sun The past is gone with the wind. (NT) -- kala, 03:06:45 12/31/01 Mon May all your hopes and dreams come true, (NT) -- kala, 03:08:45 12/31/01 Mon This is my wish for you. (NT) -- kala, 03:11:18 12/31/01 Mon Very nice ((((((Kala)))))) (NT) -- Davis, 05:22:44 01/01/02 Tue
Topic: Celebrations......Letters: I G O T A B P (NT)	Davis wants to play too LOL	04:46:35 12/28/01 Fri
You got a bp? What is that? LOL (NT) -- dingle, 06:42:31 12/28/01 Fri Perhaps a "Beautiful present".........pffffft !!!!! (NT) -- Davis says Dingle doesn't play fair...........roflmao!!, 08:22:40 12/28/01 Fri It seemed pretty fair to me ... now where's my beautiful present? hehehe (NT) -- VO., 03:12:09 12/29/01 Sat Re: Topic: Celebrations... I G O T A B P I go out to a Bingo Parlor! (NT) -- kala with all this snow, lucky to get to work., 06:59:00 12/29/01 Sat Re: Topic: Celebrations......Letters: I G O T A B P: It's a great outdoor treat.. big parade! (NT) -- Davis is wishing for summer .....lol, 08:34:05 12/29/01 Sat Re: Topic: Celebrations......Letters: I G O T A B P: It's great outdoor treat.. big parade! (NT) -- Davis wonders where that 'a' came from.....roflmao!!, 08:35:18 12/29/01 Sat Whoa ..who stole the "a"?.. I G O T A B P: It's great outdoor treat..a big parade! (NT) -- Davis is calling the letter patrol!, 08:36:46 12/29/01 Sat (Gee, it musta been really BIG, she hadda tell us 3 times! ROFL! (NT) -- kala, 15:06:04 12/29/01 Sat lmao..ya think kala? lol (NT) -- dingle, 06:20:29 12/30/01 Sun
Thanks for the well wishes, but where IS everyone? (NT)	kala.. ((Morning all!!!))	03:14:49 12/28/01 Fri
I'm here...............Morning ((((Kala)))) (NT) -- Davis waves~~~~, 04:45:21 12/28/01 Fri
Happy Boxing Day! ((((Kala, Chary, Craiggers)))) Topic: Boxes/letters DOBN (NT)	dingle	20:38:17 12/25/01 Tue
DOBN: Delicately opening... beautiful Nativity..........Happy Boxing Day!! (NT) -- Davis....Topic: Returns......R O S N R, 04:32:02 12/26/01 Wed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS! (NT)	kala,,, with brand new puter... yikes!	06:47:17 12/25/01 Tue
Woohoo ((((kala)))).....sounds like Santa was good to you :)......I'm having a great Christmas too!! (NT) -- Davis, 09:13:44 12/25/01 Tue

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