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Subject: A giggle for the day.

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kala

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Date Posted: 02:22:15 05/16/02 Thu
Author Host/IP: NoHost/149.99.204.158

1.What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
100 pounds.
2.Whats the difference between a man and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
3.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A sharp knife right to the chest.
4.Whats the difference between a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head in the 3rd grade?
Well... the blonde is 18.
5. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
6. How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but YOU get the remote.
ROFL!!
Have a wonderful day everyone.. love , kala.

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Subject	Author	Date
ROFL! TY Kala, a great way to start the day. (NT)	dingle-That last one will scare the bejeebers out of Craig	06:28:29 05/16/02 Thu

Yup....did so! ROFL	Craigt	12:32:53 05/16/02 Thu
LMAO wink take care bud! (NT) -- dingle, 14:55:13 05/17/02 Fri