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Subject: Re: Wheres the fucking key? Author: Grand Mistress Plunda [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:26:22 06/28/04 Mon In reply to: AntiBlueberry 's message, "Wheres the fucking key?" on 11:58:58 06/28/04 Mon >Dear Maggie >Let me be the first one to ask you: >My name is MzHardChik. When I dont fall down the >stairs, I'm a experienced Dominatrix. >My problem is , I mistakingly locked CBT device on my >goiter and I cant find the key. >My slaveboibitch is very disappointed. >What should I do? Well, honey... I don't know what to tell you... Short of finding talented blind locksmith, I'm afraid you have to "shrink" yourself to get out of this one... Losing 250lbs would be a start. I know sweetheart, these "last" ones are the hardest to lose. Be well, girlfriend... ...kisses, hugs, good perm wishes... Love, Well, honey... I don't know what to tell you... Short of finding talented blind locksmith, I'm afraid you have to "shrink" yourself to get out of this one... Losing 250lbs would be a start. I know sweetheart, these "last" ones are the hardest to lose. Be well, girlfriend... ...kisses, hugs, good perm wishes... Love Grand Mistress Plunda (Maggie is at parallel parking lesons) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> Subject: Re: Wheres the fucking key? Author: Miss [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:52:20 06/28/04 Mon As this forums ambassador to the web I wanted to thank you both for your insightful posts. I thank you for sharing your very personal dillema and for replyng in such a respectful manner. See a community can work. >>Dear Maggie >>Let me be the first one to ask you: >>My name is MzHardChik. When I dont fall down the >>stairs, I'm a experienced Dominatrix. >>My problem is , I mistakingly locked CBT device on my >>goiter and I cant find the key. >>My slaveboibitch is very disappointed. >>What should I do? > > >Well, honey... > >I don't know what to tell you... > > >Short of finding talented blind locksmith, I'm afraid >you have to "shrink" yourself to get out of this one... >Losing 250lbs would be a start. I know sweetheart, >these "last" ones are the hardest to lose. > >Be well, girlfriend... >...kisses, hugs, good perm wishes... > >Love, > >Well, honey... > >I don't know what to tell you... > > >Short of finding talented blind locksmith, I'm afraid >you have to "shrink" yourself to get out of this one... >Losing 250lbs would be a start. I know sweetheart, >these "last" ones are the hardest to lose. > >Be well, girlfriend... >...kisses, hugs, good perm wishes... > >Love >Grand Mistress Plunda >(Maggie is at parallel parking lesons)

[> [> Subject: Re: Wheres the fucking key? Author: AntiBlueberry [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:57:51 06/28/04 Mon >Be well, girlfriend... >...kisses, hugs, good perm wishes... > >Love >Grand Mistress Plunda >(Maggie is at parallel parking lesons) Now, Grand Mistress Plunda... Why did you feel compelled to say the same thing twice? oh...I see, just in case someone from b.com reads it...Okies Anyhow, I have another problem: you see, there's this extremely obese man in Britain, lets call him LatexMong. The creature is vomit-inducing and generally retarded as carpet mice. The guy is really fucking ugly - so I really dont want to take the latex off - its bad enough it took days to drape the fuckpig in it. So.. How long can I keep the fucker in violet latex without attracting flies?