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Subject: Re: Wheres the fucking key?

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AntiBlueberry

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Date Posted: 12:57:51 06/28/04 Mon
In reply to: Grand Mistress Plunda 's message, "Re: Wheres the fucking key?" on 12:26:22 06/28/04 Mon

>Be well, girlfriend...
>...kisses, hugs, good perm wishes...
>
>Love
>Grand Mistress Plunda
>(Maggie is at parallel parking lesons)

Now, Grand Mistress Plunda...

Why did you feel compelled to say the same thing twice?
oh...I see, just in case someone from b.com reads it...Okies

Anyhow, I have another problem:

you see, there's this extremely obese man in Britain, lets call him LatexMong.
The creature is vomit-inducing and generally retarded as carpet mice.

The guy is really fucking ugly - so I really dont want to take the latex off - its bad enough it took days to drape the fuckpig in it.

So..

How long can I keep the fucker in violet latex without attracting flies?

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