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Date Posted: 21:19:15 01/20/05 Thu
Author: Bargearse
Subject: Re: KRISPY KREME WILL NEED SECURITY
In reply to: Sherlock John Holmes 's message, "KRISPY KREME WILL NEED SECURITY" on 04:57:15 01/19/05 Wed

A plot to hijack the van carrying the donuts on the F6 has been abandoned because the conspiritors were all too fat. The plan to surround the van in four cars and force it to stop before jumping out with guns pointed at the driver was flawed due to each gang member taking so long to get out of their vehicle, just like Tyrone from the movie Snatch. The second problem was that everyone was suspicious that the gang would have a shoot out with each other in an attempt to steal the whole stock themselves.
A rehearsal brought even further problems, with the concealed weapons getting stuck in rolls of lard and the buckets of sweat dripping off these gastropods was causing the guns to slip out of their hands. They also realised their fingers could not fit into the hole needed to pull the trigger. It is lucky for all concerned that these problems arose or there could have been a riot of even fatter people who attended the event on the basis they could buy these donuts by the boxful. These irate people may have ran onto the field, stopped for a breather, kicked over some signage, stopped for a breather, ripped down the tents, stopped for a breather and had a sit-in on the halfway line (and two metres either side).
Be thankful this disaster didn't eventuate.

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  • Re: KRISPY KREME WILL NEED SECURITY -- flemings cakes shop, 09:57:01 01/21/05 Fri
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