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Date Posted: 02:05:57 03/10/02 Sun
Author: Hooter
Subject: All right.... it's late and I'm easily amused.

A fella was golfing one morning and his tee shot off the fourth hole sliced over a bunch of trees. He came to the conclusion that he had lost his ball so he took another out of his pocket and continued playing.

About 45 minutes later he was approached while playing on the 7th hole by a police officer. The cop showed him a golf ball and asked if it was his. "Yeah, I sliced it off the 4th tee a while back. Is ther a problem officer?"

The cop explained that his tee shot had careened over the trees and through the window of a neighboring house. Once inside the house it struck the family cat in the keister startling the animal so that it took off out of the house and into the street. There was a bus coming down the street filled with 23 kids on their way to school. The bus driver swerved to avoid hitting the cat and smashed into an oak tree exploding and killing all the occupants of the bus.

The man was horrified, "Oh my God!! Is there anything that I can do?" To which the cop replied.........

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"Sure, next time you tee off you should keep your left arm as straight as possible on your backswing and keep your head down until you hit the ball."

:^) Hooter

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