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Date Posted: 15:59:49 02/12/05 Sat
Author: Shane
Subject: A friendly guide on good and evil
In reply to: Chris 's message, ""The worse the war, the bigger the party"..." on 05:33:03 01/21/05 Fri

I notice many of my liberal friends seem very confused about good and evil. And yes I do have many friends who are liberals. And yes we like to mix it up with some stirring debate over a beer after playing a rousing round of basketball. I love my liberal friends and they mean well, but they're simply misguided. One problem is that my liberal friends do not believe in evil. They beleive in good and its easy to believe in good but they do not beleive in evil. So when terrorist cuts off head of innocent person they think..hmmm terrorist needs job. Maybe job at local Baghdad Mc Donalds. OK, bad example. Maybe local Baghdad Home Depot. Maybe terrorist can work in hardware section and then terrorist happy. When I point out that 911 terrorists came from rich families and rich country, my liberal friends seem befuddled and dazed. But not to fear, I'm hear to offer moral clarity and direction for all my liberal friends.
OK, here it goes:

BUSH: GOOD: sometimes sounds like dumbass, but GOOD. Wears white hat liberated 25 million people.

SADAAM HUSSIEN: EVIL, bad habit of attacking neighbors. Had gas, and not the good kind of gas, the bad kind of gas...killed millions of people....yep...EVIL.

FRANCE: EVIL, could've been good, but made deal with EVIL guy Hussien(see above)...this along with the bad cheese...Yes I'm going with EVIL.

GERMANY: GOOD, Now this will surprise my liberal freinds!...Volkswagens very good cars...had diesl Rabbit..lasted 200K miles. But my liberal friends will say Germany opposed war....thats ok...in view of recent German history...we should continually encrouage German pacfism....yes....Germany....GOOD

ENGLAND: GOOD....Austin Powers...very funny movie...birthplace of founding fathers....yet misbehaving royalty...ooohh boy..this is tough....I'm going with GOOD.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: EVIL....this is where my liberal friends get tripped up....remember liberal friend...Osama not really freedom fighter...if Osama win....people NOT have freedom...remember Osama insist you be Muslim and worship allah...whats that?....You no wanna pray to Mecca...thats right...lets say it together...Osama e-v-i-l!...Very good..I knew you could do it!

There's no need to thank me liberal friend...remember I'm always here when you need help!

P.S. India:GOOD because I like t.s.

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Replies:

Sweeping statements -- Mike K., 02:37:53 02/14/05 Mon
- With that in mind... -- Mike K., 02:47:45 02/14/05 Mon
  - Re: With that in mind... -- Shane, 15:44:14 02/14/05 Mon
    - Government -- Mike K., 02:16:21 02/15/05 Tue