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Date Posted: 20:27:17 10/17/07 Wed
Author: SleepingHare
Subject: EJetson
In reply to: SleepingHare 's message, "Acro Profiles" on 20:26:14 10/17/07 Wed

EJetson


EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'Hall of Infamy.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Life's a horrible colostomy surgery in Vietnam.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Fava: Very bean worthy'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Removal of my spleen generated weaker kidneys.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Andy Warhol's brother painted illegibly.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Colored people aren't like me.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Target is our five and dime.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for '"What up, homey?": President Monroe'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'The God of Poland: Shlomoski'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'I OVERCAPITALIZE EVERYTHING.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'The Oklahomans look evil.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Shaved my wife for intimate pleasure.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Tickling ourselves sounds lame.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Tom Selleck's on Friends.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Arsonist was likely foiled by our chihuahua.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Pauly Shore hides from authorities.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Whining doesn't cure everything.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'A good hamburger starts off frozen.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'All my beeyotches eat pastrami.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Dorita: Mrs. Chips'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Big red shoes hamper a clown.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Keebler: Short people fudging.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Sexy, but for ear hair.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Fuumanuu Guumanuu is sought by Hawaii U.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Signed off with a ripping fart.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Once a hill: Nob'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Retreat: Good advice'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Seeking a big, fat, hairy Danish chick.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'John Wayne shot Krauts.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Bodily waste holds down our elderly.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Ferret dung sweetens alcohol.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Forrest Sawyer has genital warts.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Ed Begley on steroids: Gross'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'I run a perverted, slanted dojo.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'I'm a wanker.'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for 'I was born Slappy Gerbilstein. Renamed myself.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Folgers Coffee has an opiate ingredient.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Seven Eleven proprietor: Bunjabi'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Bovines are waiting steaks.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'One more word and I'll...'.

EJetson received 13 point(s) for 'Purchasing a harmonica on credit's idiotic.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'I enjoy seal love.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Only Henry Winkler could invent Arthur Fonzerelli.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Here's a Midol. We'll be evacuating.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Ridiculed Wanda Sykes for her laugh.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Almost walked in on Roseanne dressing.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Red Buttons: Very white person'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'I'll sleep with everyone, anytime.'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'Amoebas enjoy solitude.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Current occupation: Kicking people's derrieres.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'I watch a Sixteen Candles rerun everyday.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Perky breasts really stand out.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'I do not advocate or watch porn.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'In life, when nobody speaks English, mumble.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Sandy Duncan is a high roller.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Shut up during church: Baptist's holiest rule.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Sometimes, real life's a drag.'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'Rudolph's a wino.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'St. Bernard: Probable alcohol inventor'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Trash cluttered up our Winnebago.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Hanna Barbera generated me.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Two words about our family: Goofy's cool.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'The homeless usually stink more.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Don Ho sang bubbly wine.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Cows have four good bellies.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Can't drive a goat.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Civil engineers are idea builders.'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for 'Red hair's scarce within Africa.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Wyoming should be cancelled and left flattened.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Always carry salted pretzels.'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'Shock a Zulu.'.

EJetson received 13 point(s) for 'Tom Foolery is going straight, renouncing wisecracks.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Slap me for instigating.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Rectal growth was our biggest inconvenience.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Rifle accident. I shot myself.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Who says Zamibians can't add?'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Sayonara's a bad omen.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'That's not missionary.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Aardvark pee makes horrible wine.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Collies play with Doc Glenn's zipper.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Born Aloysius Elroy Jetson.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'There are cures for our humility virus.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Dennis Franz's ass's ugly.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Albert Einstein's undoing: Shampoo'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Mookie Wilson's black.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Formica butt plugs insert cleanly.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Americans in Qatar likely pray for home.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Bathing in dung: Country Western vacation'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Earl Holliman boinked Angie monthly.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Honking extensively clears sinuses.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Alice's future: Mel Sharples' wife'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Beer spilling's a crime.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Scratching my balls is addictive.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'The big O's not from inexperience.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Dr. Spock often forked children.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Single white hermaphrodite.'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for 'One sin in nine concerns wanking.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Blue from ocean apathy.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Atheists performed our wedding.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Love swapping proved our undoing.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'In Nippleville, people live erect.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Quagmire's a wordsmith's delight.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Alpaca semen enhances fajitas.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'I'd shave for Hillary Duff.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Billy Joel is god of drinking.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Pookie: God of War'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Helen's mantra: I am woman, dammit.'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'I value values in in-laws.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Already been chewed meatloaf has arrived.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Classiness is inherited.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Flipper's flipper is for cutting ocean.'.

EJetson received 13 point(s) for 'After a flatulence festival, my pants eroded.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'I'm AssieKay's stand in.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Ralph Waite is still Walton's mountain.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Covered with ox hair, on one orifice.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Robber klept here.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'These letters look like garbage.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'The White Shadow failed as entertainment.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Leonard Part Six: Intolerable'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'One gonad: Adolf's situation'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Hooker with an attitude.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'She's Penelope Pitstop. She'll ride anyone.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'I'm Assman in prison.'

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'My flab folds over everything.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'White Zinfandel stained my Izod.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Died from body odor overdose: Howard Hughes'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Once I'm in, daddyhood's possible.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Shaniqua don't do no big boys.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'After eating, I created caca.'.

EJetson received 13 point(s) for 'Feminine guys are ripe with estrogen overloads.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'In one knee, out another.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Why waste an acro?'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Shaved her hoochie coochie hair.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Alcohol can pickle anyone.'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'Obsession deficit disorder.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Paula Poundstone's often girl crazy.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Large head. Zero intelligence.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Corn rows on white girls?'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Paul Bunyan slept with an ox.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Aim for it: Commode.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'When Grandma belches, lilacs retract.'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for '"I won't pass a buck."- Scrooge's oath.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'That's djosinbneopndgnkei, in Ethiopian.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Squinty eyes and blue hair.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Proud Mary was aflame constantly.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Atlas globed it.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'One legged goat stumbled home.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Our dog licks it by night.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Since I've gone for broke, house's vacated.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Imelda Marcos vs. Shoezilla'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'After washing, my car's not old.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Conundrum from prison. Do I bend over?'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'Tapioca pudding has pits.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'I seek ewe.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Horatio Sanz makes sure nobody chuckles.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Dictater: Vegetable codpiece'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Didn't get gonged. I strove for excellence.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Left Eye Lopez: Enflamer'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Funny, John Ritter expected to die.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Counting chickens was hard. Been counting rocks.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Schlitz: Cold medicine'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Conan born. Conan died. Politics debuted.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'St. Bernard's life: Emptying damn barrel fund.'.

EJetson received 15 point(s) for 'Here's a rock. Roll.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'In Hell, my boss shivers.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Penguin sex: Friday Eskimo activity'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Billy Joel keeps a "banged" list.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Good shoe salesmen rarely caress the feet.'.

EJetson received 15 point(s) for 'David Letterman erased my "Kill Dave" diary.'.

EJetson received 7 point(s) for 'Humpty Caucasian: Egg white'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Saving myself for Britney's thirties.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'In Hell, they'll take me seriously.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Limburger can cancel friendships.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Glue: Seabiscuit's final fate'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Dr. Boobula: He often examines mammaries.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Cited Jim Nabors' neighbors for cat calling.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Lavaless volcano rarely crushes anything.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Cal: Polly's university'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Dogs crave my bacon shoes.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Born from a copulation accident.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Dick Cheney has a very sexy grandmother.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Make like Sven. Rule Norway.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'At an Oklahoma orgy, kin lay.'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for 'Sinbad puts tabasco on his cereal everday.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Pimply Spice: Some ugly Englander.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Demons and Bob Vila: Lucifer's sidekicks'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for 'Stomach's expanding, only I'm not pregnant.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Dingleberries line my backside.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Summers in Cognito.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'My sack lunch excited coworkers. Monkey gonads.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Cowboy's moniker: Bo Vine'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Chick for chick: Barter method'.

EJetson received 14 point(s) for 'Sleeping on concrete probably doesn't comfort everyone.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Stick to interstates, Ichabod.'.

EJetson received 0 point(s) for 'Pyromaniac's lament: Fire fighters'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Monte's gone Negro.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Made from rice: Rice, idiot.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Growing from my uterus: Broccoli'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Cousin Vinny's a big city attorney.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Just like Uma Thurman, my lingerie's lovely.'.

EJetson received 12 point(s) for 'Removing a rectal plug can irritate sinuses.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Pigs eat like people.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Veni, vidi, Taichi.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Neanderthal evolution created my cousin Ethyl.'.

EJetson received 14 point(s) for 'The world's dying from constant masturbation.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'The real me smells like Barbara Eden.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Grandma slobbered on Vince Gill.'.

EJetson received 14 point(s) for 'Dawn Key: She's no ass.'.

EJetson received 6 point(s) for 'On Friday, let's wear zoot tuxedos.'.

EJetson received 9 point(s) for 'Hooters: Boobs, chicken.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'University of A Cold Sweat.'.

EJetson received 0 point(s) for 'Animal magnetism collects hares.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Ugly broads make masturbation refreshing.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Right said bread.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Imagination sustains a hobo.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Death by lubrication.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Before the Chinese die, God injects ginseng.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Harley riding can cause stimulated uteri.'.

EJetson received 8 point(s) for 'Dropped the F bomb.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Sold my first mom at Pfister's Market.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'I'd rather rely on prostitution.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Veterans for George Wendt.'.

EJetson received 5 point(s) for 'Have some nuts, loony.'.

EJetson received 2 point(s) for 'Copper diapers lined Penny's realm.'.

EJetson received 11 point(s) for 'Flying the coop's for his hen mistress.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Camels for sale: Saudi employment'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'German people prefer to "Heil!" during sex.'.

EJetson received 10 point(s) for 'Come down to Goober's. Pick something.'.

EJetson received 3 point(s) for 'Moccasin split. The counselor sued Sioux afterwards.'.

EJetson received 1 point(s) for 'Liberace's so anal retentive.'.

EJetson received 4 point(s) for 'Clowns like Clarabell make children hurl.'.

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