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Date Posted: 20:31:27 10/17/07 Wed
Author: SleepingHare
Subject: Lynx
In reply to: SleepingHare 's message, "Acro Profiles" on 20:26:14 10/17/07 Wed

Lynx on Religion:

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Heaven's colors: Magenta, guacamole.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Christianity on Qatar's nil.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Anointed in beer.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Hundreds would buy something Jesus made.'.

lynx received 13 point(s) for 'Everyone will be cold if hell freezes.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'On Mount Sinai, Jesus acroed.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'God's getting a bigger Mastercard.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Wise up, my friend, and repent.'.

lynx received 0 point(s) for 'Teepees point to paradise.'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Before the creation, did God invent God?'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Before freeing demons, locate Christian clergy.'.

lynx received 0 point(s) for 'Deviled eggs: Hell's hors'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Amish and Quakers share cereal.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Church music seldom has ukulele choirs.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Rabbis sneak bacon.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Every day's sunshiny for small miracle workers.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'God hated Lee Iacocca.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'For an epiphany, use Drano.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Soil: Everybody's end.'.


Lynx on Animals:

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Turtles quote Lord Overshell.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'My ceramic flamingo sheds red hair biweekly.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'What do clams excrete?'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'The most quoted octopus has chum breath.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Bart really started having a cow.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Kentucky chickens might fry Boss Sanders.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Pigs can smell waffles.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Choked on kitten. Prefer dog.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Ticks ride in Bowser's extremities.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Our pet alligator requires Swamp Chow handouts.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'The first gerbil without diarrhea can stay.'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Porpoises will sometimes defecate covertly on halibut.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Nemo's a fishy character.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Our Rottweiller has a permanent mental incapacity.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Camels litter deserts indiscriminately.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Having eleven dogs and cats: Unsanitary.'.

lynx received 0 point(s) for 'Chihuahuas have small winkies and petite jaws.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Polly favors saltines.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Rolling over precipitated Beethoven's back emergency.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Carving a Halloween hamster head.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Chinese stuffed bear: Ling Ling.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Apes can't blush like some humans.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Let llamas savor grass remnants.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Salmon like swimming, but backwards.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'A pancake kitten: Car tragedy.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Dairies vacuum cows.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'The real Lassie has fleas.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Mary had a diminutive bovine calf.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Poodles lick for free.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Caught the florist cutting some cattails.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Elephant in a box: Massive.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Alas, the frog croaked.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Shaving a poodle: Hilarious party prank.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Clydesdale caca trashes streets.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Silent predator: Cowzilla.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Ralph the Wonderdog.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'The western rattlesnake should strike Hilton women.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'We love chihuahuas. For frying.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Veal calves aren't very erotic. They're not!'.


Lynx on Politics:

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Richard Nixon, cryptkeeper.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Al Gore had severe ovary failure.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Richard Milhous snookered Congress.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Stupids shouldn't vote.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Ronald Reagan shot at Nancy's poodle.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Cremated Ronald Reagan with my Coleman.'.

lynx received 0 point(s) for 'Democrats need Republicans. They eat them.'.


Lynx on Food and Drinks:

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Wendy's sells bad coffee and limp fries.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Bubba intimidated Denny's waitresses.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Idaho: Spud heaven.'.

lynx received 5 point(s) for 'Wonder Bread defies sensibility.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Baked a Frito relleno. Let's ole'.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Westerners like poached snake.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Cheap beer is worse on greasy fries.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Desperados eat nachos or fajitas.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'A big whoopee for granola.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Three Up: Fizzless.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Barfed an eggplant jello.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Minestrone: Women's broth.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Another donut hole night in Wideville.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Sue Bee cans are honey.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'A weiner is recycled farm hunks.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Oprah desperately wants a nacho.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Weinerville: Sausage suburb.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Oster does daiquiris.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Sitting on syrup is everyone's existential crisis.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Few fire extinguishers carry beer.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Bacon causes cardiac arrest, if snorted.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Cheese fondue often produces really disgusting diarrhea.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Fried weenie sandwich: Elvis's extra snack.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Raisins are small and yucky.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Never prepare radishes and arsenic.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Anne Sullivan served Braille eggplant.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Laminated spaghetti's darn chewy.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'For classier mayonnaise, remove grit.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Bacon sauce: Great condiment.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Drink no salsa.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Canadians don't eat porcupine chowder anymore.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Alcoholics Anonymous actually called for a Coors.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Rolls can plump her rump.'.


Lynx on Cleanliness:

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Pine scented infection.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Restrooms need deodorized stalls.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Body odor and eczema will undermine happiness.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Restrooms without soap fail hand latherers.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'My butt hair can stem female's willingness.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Never wipe boogers in Grandma's car manual.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Restroom without a cause.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Pickle barrels required sanitation ordinance.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Fly boys often hover and initiate disease.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Pardon my nose boogers.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Dog breath is everyone's horror.'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'After shaving, he perfumes flagrantly.'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Vampires seldom need soap or soap derivatives.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Always laminate the latrine.'.

lynx received 13 point(s) for 'You shouldn't spit indoors.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'I brush my teeth monthly.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Smelling my feet causes facial distress.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Restrooms by Goober.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Vomiting is definitely improper. Please be proper.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Time I vaccuumed.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'A master sergeant will love crewcut hair.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Never steal underwear. Buy some.'.


Lynx on Health and the Human Body:

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Trampolines often shatter limbs.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Two nostrils are advised.'

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Doctors have removed Kenny Loggins' groin.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'For sensitive choppers, use Sensodyne.'.

lynx received 13 point(s) for 'Honey relaxes my loins.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'My testicles! My testicles!'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Got lippy with my dentist.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Cancer stings like hell.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Fact: Noses cause allergies.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'The dentist calls me Rotten Choppers.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Sex cures acne in teens.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Climbing twenty ladders can cause distressed hips.'.


Lynx on Geography:

lynx received 5 point(s) for 'Tanzania's a zoo.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Italy: Shoe heaven.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Plutonians can't assimilate.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Trappers in Northern Ontario wear hairnets.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Annapolis: Plebe hell.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'In mountains, veins surface.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Walmart will acquire America.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'An Ecuadorian's in cucaracha country.'

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Petite Paraguay questioned its independence.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Disneyland is still leasing California sunshine.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Read Voltaire while in Louisiana.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Confederates eat in Richmond.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Sleepless in Cambodia.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Dollywood: Mammary park.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Bikini Bottom: Spongebob's real home.'.


Lynx on Insects:
*Note the fixation on worms. You don't need Freud to figure that one out.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Worms crawl aimlessly. Incompetents!'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Hairs are little bitty worms.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Another worm in our rice dish.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Worms crawled in my son's kiddie Underoos.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Police forbid using pistols for eliminating nematodes.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Ants fornicate in clusters.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Sting gives me insect fantasies.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Tarantula: Spider deluxe.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Roll me over an anthill.'.


Lynx on Family Life:

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'A wife finds out everything.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Never marry an ectomorph.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Married from birth. Currently insane.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Often mired in Gerber stains.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Since birth, I've often cried "mama."'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Married, or homo?'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Marriage eventually shrinks testicles.'.

lynx received 13 point(s) for 'Rarely did my Grandpa share his wisdom.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Buying a pillow doesn't induce lust.'.


Lynx on Famous People (real and fictional):

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Penny Marshall has children without arses.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'A Houdini may defy explanation.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Griswolds overdo Christmas.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Superman wore Hanes.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Betty Ford often slept unclothed.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Tinkerbell's on Prozac.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Alice initially hated Wonderland's outcasts.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Bowling with Oprah for automobiles.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Vivian Vance slew Lucy.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Anna Nicole needs sedation.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Bob Newhart starred in seven wonderful nudies.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Frank Gorshin, Batman's Riddler, may seem insane.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'Emulating Ellen, she settled for women.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Minnie my driver.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Like, she's pretty valuable: Lindsay Lohan.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Cops cuffed then arrested Winona's stuff.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Rita Rudner: Comedian, house, hairpin.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Rosie O'Donnell's seriously gay.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Will Martha stew?'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Ron Howard curiously skipped Rogaine growth trend.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Don Corleone whacked Carmela Soprano.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for '"Why be me?": Sam Donaldson.'.


Lynx on Education:

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'The wisest fools are stupid.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Stupidity fuels failure fuels stupidity.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Lactose Academy: Cowversity.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'My son takes chemistry. Something smells awful.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Let's read Dostoevsky. Not really.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Alphabet books berry educational.'.


Lynx on Music and Dance:

lynx received 5 point(s) for 'AC/DC can't hear fully.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Doofus violin: Fiddle.'.

lynx received 14 point(s) for 'Everyone should do the Avocado.'.

lynx received 13 point(s) for 'Violin cases bear shotguns in Fresno.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'After a country western song, weep.'.

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Line dancers seldom perform in floral underwear.'.


Lynx on I-Ran-Out-Of-Catagories-And-Just-Threw-Everything-Else-Together:

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'A Halloween outfit's weird in February.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Crapmart has great balloon accessories.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Retribution heartily stings, when it's personal.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Onstar's a notorious Winnebago person conspiracy.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Signatures need panache.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'A wiffle has balls.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Nude without inhibition.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Before electricity, children overslept.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Wanna be our kickball?'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Underwriters axed Volswagen's warranty.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Boring: A single white nice girl.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'They fear no weevil.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Sometimes I grin while bearing.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Opened an envelope, got no love.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Hicks clutter Walmart's aisles.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'After I quit laughing, please fire him.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Hold everything, Captain Smartypants.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Unless I'm mistaken, people often defy sensibility.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Somebody buried our undertaker.'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'To receive free parking, she bent over.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'A large head gets mentioned.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Home Sox Office.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Volkswagen campers: Leventy seven people inside.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'AK-47s slay me.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Illegal: Following small white children.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'I owe, I work.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Ta ta, Tinky Winky.'.

lynx received 6 point(s) for 'Got no dinero.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Doctor of Jive.'

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Lesbians zealously veto pink loungewear.'

lynx received 10 point(s) for 'Policemen shouldn't cop out.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'Studs grow girlish when receiving red carnations.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Igloos can't hold heavy Alaskans.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Frankensteinapalooza!'.
* Lynx won the infamous single F round with this one after *I* broke acro.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Fly me, Mr. Spaceman.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Barrelling past the stop sign's stupid.'.

lynx received 8 point(s) for 'Keno: Loser's lounge.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Let's dye Nanna's butt purple.'.

lynx received 11 point(s) for 'I rarely cheer for ugly contestants.'.

lynx received 7 point(s) for 'Sickles sell anemia.'.

lynx received 4 point(s) for 'A Monday from Hell.'.

lynx received 2 point(s) for 'Stillettos: Sharp reminders.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Rank and style.'.

lynx received 3 point(s) for 'Lemony fresh: My hair gunk.'.

lynx received 1 point(s) for 'Little people bite my toes.'.

lynx received 9 point(s) for 'Before pinching pennies, squeeze this.'.

lynx received 12 point(s) for 'Don't clutch the first skirt that winks.'.

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