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Date Posted: 20:39:16 10/17/07 Wed
Author: SleepingHare
Subject: Tint
In reply to: SleepingHare 's message, "Acro Profiles" on 20:26:14 10/17/07 Wed

We all know Tint scores at lot (or so he claims) so I thought I would throw out some examples.

All from one f/o:

TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Underwear conceals skidmarks.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Thanks for memories, Hussein.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'That's Garrett. His leaf died.'.

All in a row:

TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'One diem siezed.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Pinatas are Mexican warheads.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Opaqueness means bad Saran Wrap.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'String beans never feel really obese.'.

And the rest:

TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Duck vendors quack before selling goods.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Sharpie has a point.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Danish speakers play dumb in Sweden.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Go-go girls can't last.'.
TintWeezl received 5 point(s) for 'Moped pride lost.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Keifer exceeded all Sutherland males.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Females that care don't get instant sex.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Don't shoot, sue me.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Speak coherently, Tonto.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Cash speaks my language.'.

TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Communists prefer Colin Quinn's spin.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Converted to agnosticism.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Real sacrificial virgins can't remove their garters.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Beanbags keep the relaxation going.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Betty Crocker recently made Czar of Kitchens.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Audio Visual Dept.: Geek HQ.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Flightless: Christopher Reeves.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'AA shoe horns can't remove EE's easily.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Showoffs park sideways.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Hippies dig Ed Sullivan, too.'.

TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Push the envelope, not her files.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Who fileted the golden goose?'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Sailors end their existence shark food.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Keanu plays self.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Methamphetamines give me insomnia.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Saving Ferris confused a dead guy.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Don't leave, TJ just started dialing hookers.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Eleven can wait.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Gerald Ford's no Machiavelli.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Velma Harper likes playing the dumb redhead.'.

TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Restless canoer came close then jumped ship.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'The witch really should show her warts.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Incubus for hire.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Notched my carnal cot.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Arab harems keep zero virgins.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Below hips, I'm dead.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Harmon Killebrew hated beer.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Peter Cetera enters Chicago like damned God.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'A clone should resemble said clone's subject.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Straight from the Dartmouth.'.

TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Hedonists dote on themselves.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Nobody lets cradle robbing lechers do babysitting.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Runs Amok: Amokites.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Muppet Smack Down.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Lanced a corporal.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Roosters aren't subtle.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Playing footsie slows down callus development.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Angstfish might flush himself.'.
TintWeezl received 5 point(s) for 'Caucasians dance like penguins run.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Big vehicle proponents probably should have Buicks.'.

TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Born backless so reclining's hard.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Catholic cardinal rule: Get laid this Sunday.'.
TintWeezl received 5 point(s) for 'The real me still likes being egotistical.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Intestines refurbish gas.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'A slow day's endless like syrup.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Scotch spiked volleyball.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Saran raps clearest.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Reality still bites.'.
TintWeezl received 15 point(s) for 'Here's my defecation permit.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'I'm basically married to myself.'.

TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Death before laxatives.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Headless rodeo clowns can't speak up.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Tribbles give trouble.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'People sniffing rectums know something here stinks.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Cliques like tapdancing.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'When in France, pretend Gepardieu rules.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Emeril won't deliver.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Farters deny smelling anything.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Salmonella goes with anything.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Picket against white fences.'.

TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Orientals: Hung like chipmunks.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Odometers start at zero.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Fish live at school.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Film schools exist without ushers.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Cucumbers wallow in a pickle barrel.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Left wallet in Mexican prostitute's care.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Slipped Freud giant banana.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Toddler might cop a pea.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Hangman players lack sympathy.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Infinity ends somewhere.'.

TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Fiddler doesn't consider basement appropriate.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'God isn't exactly playing along.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Something a frog butt has is warts.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Ogled by Hooter's waitress.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Hacky Sack, meet Balls.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Invisible extra hand's useful.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Al Bundy speaks for humanity.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Have no Fleer.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Gobstoppers use infinite sugar.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Fart aroma revealed burrito ingredients.'.

TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Hangliding groups fall off cliffs intentionally.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Chris rocks. Not.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Sphincter in front: Back asswards.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Can't win in rock, paper, hammer.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Bugs will die presuming I'm Raid owner.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Flynn was already in.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Talk without spitting, okay?'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'I'm a sloe drinker.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Waxed himself until nut is glossy.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Vomit is from going down on walrus.'.

TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Hacked up phlegm art.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Cat: Punky Mewster.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Truth hurts worse.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Seattle's a waystation before Hell.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'He's whacked for Italian reasons.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Runners understand Sue.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Face reality, Leroy. Bobbi Jo is pregnant.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Scrambled an eggplant.'
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Shepherd huddled with a dolly llama.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Amityville property's valueless.'.

TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Be like Nike.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Tie wearers eventually asphyxiate.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Short people hate walking around frisbees.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Being right's overrated.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Oscar Meyer has salami gut.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Taco salad's a wannabe nachos.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'T-shirts won't protect against my dull hatchet.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Taking a shower helps Frenchmen win points.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Wannabes copy me.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Wake up, Susie.'.

TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Omission is a lie.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Hindenberg paraphernalia! Virtual fire sale!'.
TintWeezl received 5 point(s) for 'Twisting's for Chubbies.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Tally me, Ho.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Rocky and Bullwinkle's wedding day.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Ornithologist babes swallow.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Flew on zephyr's wind.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Dogma isn't for cats.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Rugs can fast become swept under anything.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Wok me, Amadeus.'.

TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'My unibrow's beautiful.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Truth is harder under oath.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Neutering our dog will cause soprano barking.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Owls end hooting by sunrise.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Tent didn't pitch itself on hill.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Trident gum's apparently for Poseidon.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Think a lesbian carries penis envy?'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Anything I do characterizes me.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Velveeta's spreadable once microwave eventually finishes.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Third party gratuity is undeserved.'.

TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Cat idiot: Leotard.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Anything's possible with flubber.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Slime doesn't pay.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Shave me, Nairman.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'After rhyming orange, purple's fairly basic.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Nice paternity suit.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Sidewalks worry our backs and mothers.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Nobody's perfect unless faults aren't included.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Titus' hand showed us five is V.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Opposites have created a magnet.'.

TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Noah overcalculated arc.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Sleeping inside wood's very gnarly.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Moose vamoosed. Adios.'
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Oxen won't lug cowbells around.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Underneath bird is her flattest chick.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Parkay isn't butter. Whatever.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Icicles became spiked hairdo.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Wigwams aren't head coverings, fool.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Homey mentioned old gangstas don't play.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Superman became "man" after hurting neck.'.

TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Those people don't cry for BS, Argentina.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'I'm a guy lesbian, evidentally.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Being orphaned colored Annie's hair red.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Han Solo must die alone.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Cunnilingists should play harmonica.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Flan litters Mexican weddings.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Touching carpet produces "athlete's hand".'.
TintWeezl received 13 point(s) for 'Anyone with drippy skin is obviously melting.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Dirty and hygienic seldom overlap.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Felt lonely so hugged doorknob maternally.'.

TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Avian sanctuary rule: Eagles first.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Pink sombreros become demasculizing for Chicanos.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Fraggle Rock's still popular with disembrained.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Underwear? Here's where, numbnuts.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Making out fuels baseball innuendos.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Talkies often worried Rudolph Valentino.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Answer our pregunta, Senor.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Stuck without original Chapstick.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Plagiarism is hardly coincidental.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Zero gravity means floating like ectoplasm.'.

TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Foreplay comes between woohoos.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'I got my stripes banging everything nearby.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Flynn was in.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'White people can't be homies.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for '"How now?" preceded brown cow's answer.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Sean penned Madonnaography.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Serial killers bug General Mills.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Copper predated bronze.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Once a month, cramps preclude sex.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Fear invites anxiety.'.

TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Thank God I employ Malaysian workers cheaply.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Asshat sans hat.'.
TintWeezl received 13 point(s) for 'Deport astronauts into zero gravity homes.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Hovercraft's useless in a witch's broom closet.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Amazon.com probably hates Brazil.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Sean Penn's father: Ballpoint.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Apollo's out, Carl Weathers' in.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Often, crime pays.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Tom Cruise's my Scientology advisor.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Big Foot ordered personalized Keds.'.

TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'WKR removed P.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'A hooker isn't choosy.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Brer rabbit outwitted fox.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Cancer found George Harrison in England.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Sewage wastes away.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Beanbag exploded prematurely.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Thai died, unfashionably.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Ants have feelings.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Blame Canada, sans Alberta.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Why cry over spilt lamb milk?'.

TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Look, a cloned Garry Shandling. Pterodactyl nose.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Football coach sold a kicker overseas.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Sting dabbles in bee pollen.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Undercover cops probably bring a sheet.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Tree's old as Sean Connery.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Air Force is our sky battalion.'.
TintWeezl received 4 point(s) for 'Ever waste Burger King's supersized fries?'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Uriah Heap are bulldozed.'.
TintWeezl received 14 point(s) for 'Boy Scouts funnel children right into effemininity.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Obviously autistic: Dustin Hoffman.'.

TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'After Rockford Files, eighties started.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'San Francisco has closets needing people.'.
TintWeezl received 5 point(s) for 'Deborah Harry is Blondie and very peroxided.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Sharks are waterborne females.'.
TintWeezl received 5 point(s) for 'Piece of ache.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Speak for me, larynx.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Anybody short resents midget barbs.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'We're from Hollywood and I'm Oscar.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Inbreeding perpetuates royalty.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Tinklers can't wait.'.

TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Uber is quintessentially German.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Seven Eleven keeps Arabs busy.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Warsaw smells like a Hebrew barmitzvah.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Odie dogged Garfield.'.
TintWeezl received 1 point(s) for 'Half a person means I'm Jewish.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Merriam Webster blacklists light readers.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'A dead horse's flogged posthumously.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'I pee by standing; feet carefully apart.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Walruses only speak Antarctican.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Warblers can't sing.'.

TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'TV's on every channel.'.
TintWeezl received 8 point(s) for 'Caressed a nipple off.'.
TintWeezl received 9 point(s) for 'Buzzer is our rude awakening.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Pee's overwhelming ingredient: Water.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Chinese are ruled by Wangs.'.
TintWeezl received 3 point(s) for 'Hank Williams bore one son, eleven llamas.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'One bad apple's plenty.'.
TintWeezl received 11 point(s) for 'Easy Street's plastered with dollars.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Jitterbug: Speed dancing.'.
TintWeezl received 12 point(s) for 'Fountain of Vermouth is largest martini.'.

TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Goldilocks resents everything blonde.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Billionaires prefer working on zeroes.'.
TintWeezl received 2 point(s) for 'Cooties are incurable.'.
TintWeezl received 6 point(s) for 'Cats have stringy intestines.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'European gays blow our women away.'.
TintWeezl received 14 point(s) for 'A water balloon, on impact, provides entertainment.'.
TintWeezl received 10 point(s) for 'Infinite handicap: Bowling amputees.'.
TintWeezl received 7 point(s) for 'Dead styrofoam floats.'.
TintWeezl received 13 point(s) for 'Pink flamingos dot my Hickville lawn.'.

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