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Date Posted: 20:40:52 10/17/07 Wed
Author: SleepingHare
Subject: Cass
In reply to: SleepingHare 's message, "Acro Profiles" on 20:26:14 10/17/07 Wed

It has been a while since I have done one of these, and at the time I said that I would do a Cass profile. Good thing I didn't say when.
In honour of her recent win, and the subsequent joshing that ensued, I decided I'd finally complete it.


First, proof that great (and not so great) minds think alike. Note that Cass actually comes off best in this round, despite a factual error.

AssieKay received 3 point(s) for '"Fish Heads" is signature Al.'.
Vix received 2 point(s) for 'Fish head is smelling anchovish.'.
SleepingHare received 2 point(s) for 'Fish's head is speaking again.'.
lizbug received 1 point(s) for 'Fish head is smelling again.'.
BubbaTheNeandrathal received 0 point(s) for 'Fish have interesting snouts... "angular"'.


I didn't really notice until I started going through the logs, but Cass is the Official Rainbow Room Pander Queen. Here is but a small sampling.

AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Woe is Rom.'
AssieKay received 0 point(s) for 'Thinking will surprise in Cass's brain.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Chanada: Doc's address.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Rom's rump can help humanity.'.
AssieKay received 0 point(s) for 'Mod's a weenie.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Bad ass: E. Jetson'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Tits and Cass.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Summy shucked virginity.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Rom makes even me want some.'.


Here is a collection of acros that caught my eye for one reason or another.

AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'When done singing, bring Rover over.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Glass spy lookers will help peek in.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Randy fled society. Cam's over.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Houston free endzone.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Wall and paper: duo redecortates interior.'.
AssieKay received 5 point(s) for 'Old Aunt Syphyllis had it first.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Helping whip me: classy decision.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Esther heeds Sabbath.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'What's a half cricket for?'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Blind lady winks instinctively.'.

AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Beheading offered Henry five wives eventually.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Pass some gravy, Meat Head.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Human Male Produces Ovaries! Details coming afterward.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'Down with handicaps.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'I wish everybody bathed.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Ten Steps especially prohibit one having booze.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Ugandan gals have it: STDs.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Am Middle-aged Barbie.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Ziggy Stardust cannot act.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Frogs in gravy: Hi-Hop's specialty.'.

AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Evian is pretentous agua.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Limpits make flounder seem handsome.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Tube bras cause exceptionally unpleasant rounded parts.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Today's class is about putting out.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'G.I. was Joe, obviously.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Reverend bellowed, "Save me, Jesus!"'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'The perky canteloupe befriended new fruit.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Zinnia's a flower, dumbass.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Repeating's usually hard on autistics.'.
AssieKay received 14 point(s) for 'Raffi and Frank Sinatra get karaokers interested.'.

AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Dark places have me being nervous.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'An umbrella guarded her face.'.
AssieKay received 12 point(s) for 'An owl usually sleeps late.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'Wilma made Stonehenge.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'She just begs for it, huh?'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Tricyclists run in herds.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'That collie's a bitch.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Tawanda: Wanda's unusual aunt.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Foot blisters leak.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Bedouins have rugs and java.'.

AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Attention Paymart shoppers!'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'With chili in pockets, he's smelly.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Clung onto Flipper.'.
AssieKay received 0 point(s) for 'Boredom doesn't require stimulation, incidentally.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Heads on fingers seem eerily interesting.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Downtown Brown now proves she's history.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Dating Rwandans builds lip power. It's verifiable.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Inventing me was Papa's biggest underachievement.'.
AssieKay received 12 point(s) for 'Short and gay, I'm often beaten.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Ripping an inseam sounds manly.'.

AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Thank God Leif's forgotten.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Closets often smell like where people upchuck.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Aim before firing.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Hanging up jeans surely makes creases reappear.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Hell froze. Beware.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'She's an only child: Flicka.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Chalk eater is seriously dusty.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'I can't wear heels on asphalt.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Ivan seems charmingly gay, but he's mine.'.
AssieKay received 5 point(s) for 'My fro's ratty.'.

AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'A bridge over doubled chowder.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Periods may need Bandaids.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'At home, I'm cool.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Fish is on hook, baby.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'They're on potty co-peeing.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Doing it on carpet has alarmed fleas.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Toad's on a hopper.'.
AssieKay received 5 point(s) for 'Pffffft: fart sound.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Chair has seen Wendy's ass pinch jujubes.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'Gymnasts lack height.'.

AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'My eccentric aunt burps penny farthings.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Today we're firing at squad.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Surfer boys can always hang.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Pow Wows are for Indians.'.
AssieKay received 17 point(s) for 'Pushing smack has upped allowance in Ohio.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Ivana vants vedding in India.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Fighting fires is for Company O.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'Drunk on Jesus.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Caught on cape.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Lime lovers squint often.'.

AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Knowing why he leaked, Owen was scared.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Windy like zephyrs, nose blows are amazing.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Shoe dunnit: Did Nike bunge Birkenstock?'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Apple: Paltrow's produce, apparently.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Hedonistic skater fought buying knee pads.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Can a woman order McMen?'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Shepherds have a following.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'A chemist learns his solution.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'The walrus bride performed for her stud.'.
AssieKay received 13 point(s) for 'Felt up my sister's boyfriend.'.

AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Baby back nibs: yuck.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Having knees vexes shrimp.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Hefty sack makes somebody nice clothes.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'Diet ended instantly.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'People lacking pluck get it going home.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Ass sling: my backside's only available buttress.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'I can only model g-strings.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'My fro's purposefully round.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Never dine at Eat Me's.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Ergg ruined Ugg's hut.'.

AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Chubby Checker's wife has black colored Reeboks.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'King Lear's queer.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'She's the man.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Look before careless leaping, silly fool.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'Lemon's my meringue.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Lassoed rodeo's dumbest clown.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Looking closely creates flaws'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Need energy for tossing anvils.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Moo Goo's panned.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'For fun, he shaves sister's face.'.

AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Humpty's half white.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Sicko zookeeper shaved puma's butt.'.
AssieKay received 10 point(s) for 'Reselling spit isn't profitable.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'She rarely sold seashells. Usually preferred totebags.'.
AssieKay received 6 point(s) for 'World class clod.'.
AssieKay received 7 point(s) for 'Omar Sharif's doable.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Dated and married old goat.'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Ricky sang "Babaloo".'.
AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Canadians lack Tuscon.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Country: Western's twangy twin.'.

AssieKay received 2 point(s) for 'Twirling rifles left her fingerless.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Last scene: Custer doesn't stand.'.
AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Playing for squid: dumb. Clearly dumb.'.
AssieKay received 8 point(s) for 'Gnu news: Fur reported stolen.'.
AssieKay received 9 point(s) for 'Uncle Cracker tastes salty.'.
AssieKay received 4 point(s) for 'Chubby Checker got twisted eventually.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Got my tongue stuck kissing duck.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'At last, she heard Ray Charles.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Chihuahuas must seem huge under couch.'.
AssieKay received 11 point(s) for 'Dirty nylons run through every town.'.
AssieKay received 3 point(s) for 'Sour pomme: crabapple.'.


I leave the last word on Cass to Cass. ;)

AssieKay received 1 point(s) for 'Shat. Shat. Shat.'.

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