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Subject: 長毛的商機

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Date Posted: 00:20:53 09/23/04 Thu

明報林超榮
2004-09-22

長毛一登龍門聲價十倍，迅速成為年輕人偶像，風頭勁過所有議員。

在他身上，有的不單是政治本錢，更是無限商機，找他來做商品代言人，機不可失，事關，長毛一旦宣誓做議員，他就不能隨便賣廣告，十月之前，是最後衝刺，不妨為長毛度身訂做幾個超級廣告：

金舖推出金馬桶，大收旺場，何不設計一個金棺材，棺材者，向來有升官發財之意頭，古時，家有長者，喜歡擺一副棺材在家中，其實，不少江湖中人，胸前也掛上一個金棺材物，以示大殺三方。你看長毛，不是抬棺材衝擊議會成名，舉棺成名，你請到長毛做金棺材代言人，勢必流行，金棺材肯定好賣過金馬桶。

請長毛做樓盤代言人。長毛長居公屋，今日貴為立法會議員，有能力買樓置業，長實樓神趙國雄，愛出怪招，順水推舟，找長毛拍廣告，幫他推銷映灣園、漾晴軒……他都話：大家叫國雄，係識英雄重英雄。

當然，長毛一把長髮，最宜賣洗頭水、護髮素廣告，男人一向不理頭髮，有長毛效應，男士都動心護髮。

如果，找齊圈中成名長毛，好似導演陳可辛、算命蘇民峰、長毛教授何國良……拍一輯長毛理髮系列，更加聲勢浩大。

最後，最具震撼力的是找到長毛做西裝代言人，你能說服長毛脫下捷古華拉T恤，穿上第一套西裝上立法會開會，將會是國際新聞，阿曼尼或者觀奇，是時候出手了！

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