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Date Posted: 18:22:02 03/07/99 Sun
Author: The Renaissance Man
Subject: The start of a new age(everyone read!!)

Many will soon find out the pure power of....




The Renaissance Man!!!




  • We see the Renaissance Man walking peacefully through the park on a warm, sunny day in his hometown of Toronto. He's wearing his shades and a t-shirt saying,"Got Beer?" with some blue jeans. Out of nowhere comes a BTW reporter to catch the latest from the big man

    Reporter: Excuse me Mr. Renaissance Man sir, may I have a few moments from your time??

  • The Ren Man pulls out a cigar from his pocket and lights it up. He starts smoking away

    Reporter: Mr. Ren Man, hello?? Can I please have a few words with you??

  • The Ren Man is still completely ignoring his and walking down the path

    Reporter: Okay, you win.

  • The reporter pulls out a wad of cash and hands it to the Ren Man. The Ren Man stops to recieve it and acknowledges the reporter

    Ren Man: Why hello, didn't see you there. Beautiful day, is it not??

    Reporter: Yes, yes it is. Say, can you answer a few questions for me?

    Ren Man: Sure, anything for the fans. It sure is a beautiful day, isn't it?

    Reporter: YES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!

  • The Ren Man puts his cigar on a park bench and picks up the reporter by the neck with a furious look on his face

    Ren Man: LISTEN F*CKER, NO ONE YELLS AT ME!!

    Reporter: Eeeeeeeeccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh......

  • The Ren Man puts down the reporter. The reporter feels his neck for a bit. The Ren Man picks up his cigar and the reporter speaks...

    Reporter: I'm really sorry sir. There's lots of problems back home and...

    Ren Man: It's all right. Just ask me the questions.

    Reporter: O.K. First off, are you scared about getting in the ring with an obviously bigger man than yourself, Richard Scott?

  • The Ren Man takes a huge drag from his cigar and lets it out slowly. He looks at the camera and speaks...

    Ren Man: Listen, just to make things clear, I'm not afraid of anyone whether they're the biggest man on Earth or someone that everyone else fears. He seems like a pretty big opponent, but many have fallen before me, some bigger. I am the best technician on the friggin planet with more moves than Richard Simmons could come up with. I am also the greatest brawler on the planet to go along with that with special training from my bros in downtown Toronto. My main plan is to beat the living sh*t out of my opponent, than apply the ARTISTIC IMPRESSION on them. They'll be begging for mercy in no time no matter what their size is. Now, you know I know how to rumble. You're looking at the most intelligent wrestler in the ring too. You're probably thinking,"Wow, this guy has so many qualities. I gotta see it to believe it". You are going to see it, and you better sure as f*ck believe it cause it's coming to ya.

    Reporter: What do you think about the World Title being up for grabs here? I assume you want all the fame and glory here.

    Ren Man: You better believe it. I am going to beat all opponents that stand in my way. First, Mr. Scott. Then, whoever else it takes to get my gold. To think, World champion from the first start in this fed. As World Champion, I would let all hell break loose and people will start getting hurt. I don't think people want to hear about how many titles I've held in the past cause to start with, we'll be taking all day going through them. To finish, I certainly don't like hearing others bragging about the past so why should I. I will get as far as I can in this tournement and hopefully end off at the top where I belong. That's the way it should be.

    Reporter: Well, thanks for your time. Any last words from you Mr. Ren Man??

  • The Ren Man takes one final drag from his cigar and tosses it on the ground. He stomps on it totally smothering it. He speaks his words..

    Ren Man: You better believe I have some last words. You see how I just smothered that cigar, well, that represents the competition in the BTW and my foot, gee, you figure it out. You can all put me to the test and send me into matches which even the dead fear. I've been in them all and I accept them all. You will all know the wraith of the Renaissance Man!!!

  • The Ren Man picks up the reporter and powerbombs him onto the walkway. The Ren Man then takes his money and starts walking away. As he's leaving, he says.../font color=purple>


    Prepare to be destroyed at the hands of the Renaissance Man!!


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