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Subject: Re: Great news!


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Babu Baboon
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Date Posted: 18:41:13 09/25/13 Wed
In reply to: mh 's message, "Re: Great news!" on 17:37:14 09/25/13 Wed
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>>That Taffy can be a little odd, too. Yesterday, I
>>left that pig's head in the breakroom fridge so I
>>could drop it off at Meaty McGee's later. I'm sitting
>>at my desk when I notice the whole place suddenly
>>smells like cooked ham and the microwave is running.
>>
>>Suddenly, I hear these savage scarfing noises, like a
>>lion tearing into a gazelle. I get up to go to the
>>breakroom, figuring maybe someone brought biscuits or
>>something.
>>
>>Ehen I get there, I see Taffy standing there looking
>>sheepish and there's a pig skull on the table. She
>>just blushes and makes a run for the bathroom.
>>
>>I guess I should have put my name on it or something.
>
>well baboon, u shouldn't necessarily blame taffy
>for it. how'd she know who the pig's head belonged
>to? maybe she thought it was "pig's head friday",
>and pig heads were up for grabs, and she got the last
>one. that could be it! we can't know what's going
>on inside that delicate pig-head-eating flowers mind.
>oh screw it! i admit it, i'm crazy about her! every
>time
>she pops up on casual friday wearing her hello kitty
>tank top, something on me pops up too! and the way
>she ingests meat -- like a goddess! maybe i should run
>off to acapulco with her like yer freind stu did
>with that fat woman
>
>(taffy preparing to take down a rump roast)
>
>
>

Pig head Friday? I guess I can understand that. Mrs. Baboon was pretty mad, though. She's been feeling pretty insecure because of the interns at our office and it gave her an ego boost to think some secret admirer left a delicious pig's head on her car.
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