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Subject: kenny's bachelor party


Author:
mh
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Date Posted: 20:39:29 09/26/13 Thu

well, kenny's bachelor party at 'hefty's' is
looming ever closer, filling all who don't
like theys b-tches double stuffed with
dread. i don't mind the stippers, they're
trained professionals. but throughout the
club we'll constantly running the gauntlet
of big women, who think we'd like nothing
better but to rock their worlds

(hey big boys! more cushion means less pushin'!)

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Subject: troubling news


Author:
mh
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Date Posted: 20:46:27 09/27/13 Fri

well baboon, draw yer own conclusion. ida
was seen leaving the office earlier looking
angry, and a note was found on yer desk that
reads, "i will not be ignored!!!"



and now one of the interns, amber, who you
have often been seen discussing 'pretty little
liars' with, (maybe a bit TOO much) is now in
hysterics because her favorite stuffed bunny
was found in the kitchenette like this




who in the name of paula deen could have done such
a thing? c'mon baboon, think. think.

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Subject: another vist from our sponsor


Author:
mh
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Date Posted: 21:19:05 09/18/13 Wed

well good news. farmer vincent came by
today and dropped off a big grocery bag
fulla cash on yer desk



he was in a real hurry. he said he is low on
product and needed to get hold of some pork fast

he waved at the interns, blew our cleaning lady
a kiss -- she was so excited she dropped her
damn mop bucket
lady

the weird thing, when farmer vincent was leaving
he saw that insurance jerk who has an office in
the building, the one who is always glaring at
you when he walks by, and f.v. froze in his tracks.
circling him f.v. said, "my meat problems are
over! ... i'm gonna smoke you like a ham!!"



that must be more of farmer vincent's famous,
weird sense of humor. anyway, he also left
a box that said, "from ida to babu baboon",
and these were inside


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Subject: new classic jesse


Author:
mh
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Date Posted: 22:25:14 09/20/13 Fri

jesse has been posting like a mad man
at this place

http://disqus.com/jessenitschke/

check out this exchange



Jesse Nitschke tim333 • 11 days ago
And you expect us to believe you haven't played a sonic game since 1994? Yeah go figure you dumb troll.
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tim333 Jesse Nitschke • 9 days ago −
What the Hell is wrong with you? I never said any such thing. Did you even read my comment? I call Heroes abysmal because I've played it and I know it is. I've played quite a few Sonic games since 1994, but none of them were *really good* until Generations. Hence, I had been waiting since 1994 for such a game.

a dumb troll?!!
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Subject: monkeyhouse links


Author:
mh
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Date Posted: 20:51:28 09/20/13 Fri

well, too bad you can't access yer bord,
or we could put up our working links, and
our list of zombified ones on the wayback
machine, for easy access. heres what we got
so far

Summertime Dream 3 Key West Brothers Message Board
aka Farmer Vincent's Smokehouse
http://www.voy.com/44092/


Summertime Dream Archives
aka Meaty McGee's BBQ Pit
http://www.voy.com/43355/

maybe someday we can embed the durn
things someplace. i've been considering
bringing back mh's faux "inside-the-web"
bord aka the waste land, just for sh-ts
and giggles. i could also create a loving
tribute to asico. i wonder whatever became
of them




Subject: the monkeyhouse's man of the month for september


Author:
mh
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Date Posted: 12:50:37 09/19/13 Thu

since meaty mcgee's, our favorite all meat
restaurant chain has become one of our
sponsors, i thought it would be a nice idea
to let the kitchen staff (calling it a kitchen
might be stretching it. the place is basically
a slaughter-house with a soda machine) of our
local 'meaty mcgee's'pick the monkeyhouse man
of the month. their choice was unanimous.
sam the butcher from the old brady bunch
tv show

sam the butcher

"you can't tell me that guy hadn't cut meat before,"
said pete the disembowelment guy. "i seen him trimming
a rump roast in one episode. you can't fake something
like that." frank, the lead trimmer who was pounding
a flank steak said,"you could tell he really knew
his meat. plus, he got him some of that alice."

indeed he did. so heres to you sam ther butcher!!


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