| Subject: more klanger's crazy joaks discovered |
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Date Posted: 11:47:55 09/26/13 Thu
baboon, only you & i can see the actual message
here. to every other casual bord skulker, it looks
like several mind numbingly bad 'klinger's crazy
jokes' that joe hallen wrote in the late 90's.
i had to use voyforum's little used and almost
impossible to implement masking codes. anyway,
here's my story. well, as i left the office late
last night, i runned into sal, who was wearin'
this obviously fake omish costume and beard
i said, 'hey sal, what's up?"
"who is this sal you speak of, english, "he
replied, 'my name is hamish!" after a couple
of seconds, he cracked. "okay, it's me sal!
i've done a few questionable things and the
tax boys are about to descend on me! plus my 4th
wife is divorcing me. between the two they'll
pick my carcass clean like coyotes!"
"what're you gonna do sal?!" i asked.
"hamish,"he cried, "my name is hamish! anyway,
i sold my wife's car for cash, and i jacked the one
i'm driving out of a home depot. sal has bought
himself a peck of trouble, i'll tell you! i'm
gonna swing by and fix farmer vincent's policy --
never let it be said that sal ever left an insurance
job undone -- then i plan to disappear into omish
country!"
i wondered if sal had really though this thing
thu. "sal .. hamish, 'i asked, "do you know anything
about plowing?" "i don't know, "he replied, "ask my
wife!" oh we laughed and laughed
"what about the other insurance guys," i asked.
They'd never break the code," hamish rasped.
"oh btw, here!" he handed me a "junior insurance
trainee badge"
"put it on! now as insurance trainee you are sworn to
uphold the secrecy of all insurance men! since the days
of the guys who insured the knights templer this oath has
never been broken -- if you betray it the repercussions
would be terrible. for example, they might raise yer premiums,
or invalidate yer flood insurance!" when i looked
terrified, he nodded knowing, content that i had
been sufficiently warned
with that he jumped into his stolen ford escort
station wagon and sped off. "bye hamish!" i yelled.
"bye to you english!!" he yelled back out the window.
so how am i allowed to tell you all this? he left
you a junior insurance trainee badge too! so if one
of the insurance guys makes a circle with his finger
and looks thru it at you do it back to them. that's
their sign! anyway, i got to get to work. one of them
guys left some annuities on my desk for me to calculate.
i have no idea what yhr f-ck i'm suppose to be doing
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