| Subject: Re: baboon, farmer vincent and his charming sister visted yer new office today |
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Date Posted: 22:04:58 09/13/13 Fri
In reply to:
Babu Baboon
's message, "Re: baboon, farmer vincent and his charming sister visted yer new office today" on 08:17:29 09/13/13 Fri
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>I hope those interns get back soon. Steve, our new IT
>guy, says he might be able to recover our lost Writers
>Block stories and I'm going to need them to transcribe
>those. Did I tell you that Farmer Vincent saw Steve
>at work and was so impressed he asked him to come down
>there to overhaul his whole system? I haven't heard
>from Steve in a while. I hope he's not in over his
>head there. That's a pretty big job for a kid just out
>of school.
dammit!!! i was down for a 'firefly' marathon with
steve! my weekend is ruined!! i have to tell you,
farmer vincent and his sister dropped by again
damn, they're putting some miles on that tractor!
they dropped off another 200 t-shirts and all the
sausage yer college boy mini-fridge would hold.
they wondered where you was. ida spent several
minutes looking at yer CEO pichur on the wall.
it's official, she's smitten with you
the good news, our incredibly small but loyal
fanbase of transients, hobos with laptops, fat
women (we're selling the heck out of xxx-large
shirts), and internet cafe goons are really coming
thru for us. it almost makes me want to cry!
btw, yer personal assistant peggy who has been
with you for years has been awfully stressed
out lately as you might have noticed
farmer vincent being a sensitive gentleman picked up
on this right away, and invited peggy for a day at
the motel hello spa. (i didn't know that had a spa!)
he said he could "cure" her. then he laughed
and laughed. i nudged peggy and we laughed
also, but he is sure no joke teller. well,
peggy said she was too bizzy, but as i've
witnessed before, no woman can resist farmer
vincent's country charm, and soon she was
giggling like a school girl and took off
with farmer vincent and ida to smalltown
well, she said ida gave her some wine and rubbed
her down with bbq "dry rub", and she passed out
asleep. she woke up several hours later in a pickle
barrel full of apple vinegar! she managed to get free,
but could not find anyone around. being a resourceful
kind of gal, peggy found an ol' timey railroad cart
and pumped her way back home. but y'know, she feels
great now! i hope all our interns and steve come back
all refreshed and raring to go like peggy. she still
smells like pickles though. yuck. when i see farmer
vincent i'll tell him he almost started a new product ...
pickled peggy! ha ha ha
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