|Subject: My real world sleeper experience|
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Date Posted: 15:06:34 05/04/05 Wed
Well people, I can admit it now: I'm an asshole. Yep, I said it. Today I amazed even myself with the depth of my true capacity for assholiness.
Why do I say this? Today (May 4th) is the day I had my time with the female session wrestler. I fought myself on going to it since yesterday. I have lots of bills that need paid, but I REALLY wanna try this, and back and forth like that.
I got this money by fixing computers on the side, so it's not like it came out of MY money exactly, but then again, I have more than enough bills backed up to take every bit of that $350 and more.
So I show up at the hotel a half hour early, and had to wait until my time came. She came out to meet me in the lobby. About 45, 5 foot 8 or so, tanned wrinkly skin from the west coast sun, large but saggy boobs, and she had some serious muscles in her arms for a woman. The excess muscle might have made the problem worse (mentioned later).
So we get up to the room, and I handed her my list of moves I wanted to try, which we'd discussed on the phone. She put on her 2 piece swimsuit, and I stripped down to my shorts (not underwear) for the session to start. First thing is, she wants the $350 up front. Yes, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. That right there shows how big an asshole I am, doesn't it? Good thing was that the swimsuit top was too small and her boobs were sticking half way out!
I'll go over the non sleeper moves first. Scissors, both body and head, wrist locks, arm bars, and various other moves. My favorites were the breast smother and ass smother (face sitting), which she did facing both ways. She must have been in the shower right before I got there, because her pussy didn't smell very much. But it was a nice close up view in her swimsuit!
Now onto the main attraction - the sleeper hold. I had her show me in the mirror first how it all worked. Looked okay. We went out onto the floor to do it. After a couple false starts to get set, here it comes!!!
First problem I saw was that my throat (windpipe) seemed to be getting crushed shut in the process of doing the sleeper hold. I could not breathe AT ALL. And I felt like I was about to bite my tongue more than once also, even though I tried to keep it out of the way after the first time. Didn't really help much. Despite trying to have her hold her elbow lower, when the big squeeze came, breathing went out the window.
Everything I've read here implies that in a proper sleeper hold, you can still breathe, at least some.
So we did it about 10 times total. We started out small, only squeezing for a few seconds, and worked our way up. I actually passed out, as it were, about 4 times to the point that I fell down from a sitting position. In those cases, she was squeezing for 8-11 seconds (I watched the time counter on the video) and I fell down and was sitting back up in 5 to 10 seconds.
The 4 times I passed out briefly were cool in that my head got all fuzzy, and it felt like my head and shoulders were swinging (rotating) side to side rapidly, but the video showed that I was shaking very little if at all. I never once remembered the part about my arms falling down or her getting out of the way so I could fall back to the floor. The video shows it though. I don't remember falling to the floor, but I do remember getting back up to a sitting position.
So I was confused and disappointed on several issues:
1. What I thought was going to be a sleeper hold was more like a "choke the living shit out of me with some sleeper hold effect on the side".
2. I wasn't out for 20 seconds to a minute or more like I see written in stories here and in videos on the web. My longest time out from when my hands fell down off her arm to laying on my back, to sitting up again was only about 10 seconds.
And my throat still hurts. Even drinking water hurts. Strangely, stopping at Taco Bell for 2 hard tacos on the way home was less painful.
And then the hotel front desk started calling, something about the shuttle bus leaving early for the airport so she had to leave early. I only got 40-45 minutes of the hour I paid for. And she wasn't receptive to the idea of a partial refund, instead preferring to give me 15 minutes credit on "the next time", which I doubt will ever happen. I didn't push the refund issue. I wonder if she's laughing at me right now and enjoying my $350. Boy, I'm an asshole aren't I?
So after she left, I was in the bathroom for a while, then got a shower. What the hell, I was already there, right?
I was packing up my video camera and tripod (she let me film the sleeper parts), and I saw some torn up travel papers in the garbage can with her real name on them. I won't say what it was.
I could tell she thought I was kind of a weirdo for being so obsessed with the sleeper hold. What really pisses me off is that every time I'd pass out and recover in a few seconds, she'd be like "Whoa, you were out a long time that time!" Why would she say shit like that when she knew I'd see the video? Well, she knew she'd be long gone with my money by the time I saw the video, so I guess it was just lip service.
So I left, feeling like an asshole every step of the way.
I may post some of the video to a website where you can download it, or put it on Kazaa. I got lucky in the fact that light coming through the window behind us kept our faces dark. It'll still be low quality video to hide our true identities, but you'll be able to see what we did.
I'm not really concerned about my carotid arteries being damaged, most of the load seemed to be on my throat instead. So I doubt they were affected much. I'm mostly concerned about my throat being back to normal by friday.
So what do you all think? Am I an asshole? Raise your hands. Was my experience accurate for what REALLY happens in a sleeper hold?
What a fucking day it has been.