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Ginsu 407
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Date Posted: 19:15:54 08/21/01 Tue
Welcome back scum bags.
On July 21, 2001 the 8th annual delta pi golf freak show was held at willow run demolished golf course. 44 freaks ranging in numbers from 360 to 600 showed up to drink with the brothers. we all met at russels at 10 am (by the way russel said he misses the brothers stopping in on there way home to the house). Needless to say we went to the course at 1:30 pm all larried up. We departed in a scramble. As everyone left to go to there hole the covers to styrofoam coolers blew off the top off the cooler and ended up all over the course (that was just the beginning). The majority of us finished however several of us did not (including me). Instead of completing the last 3 holes I decided to go swimming in one of the water hazards (i did not find any golf balls). Additionally, Mike Castner won closest to the pin with the golf cart, Chewy (Randy Faller) and Jeff Halsey won farthest travel from Wisconsin and California respectively (they both came in just for the outing and they both said they are returning next year). Quag won quickest exit (he left before the 1st hole because his wife flagged him down on his cell phone and told him to get home), Stanky (Fran Stancato), and Brad Jaffee won longest drive (jaffee kicked his ball 50 yards after it landed), BT and I won closest to the pin, Rick Dixon number 360? won lowest number, Chris McGinnty number 600? won highest number, the best bag was sleepy (he had his check to me by the end of april) worst score was won by skip, fred, frey and fabian, best score was won by chewy, stanky, pro and shroomlander.
As the day was ending at the golf course, as expected we did not finish the keg, so we took the keg and tap with us to the go kart track. There we took over the track and about 10 of us got kicked off the track after we tried to simulate dale earnhardt's crash. As I was about to leave I realized I left a bunch of items behind at the golf course and went back (with the stolen keg in my car) to pick up the items. The golf course (not realizing what type of shape the couse was in because we finished so late and not realizing we left with the keg) returned all my items to me and thanked me for coming to there course (I am not sure if we will be invited back, I will probably have to use a different name next year).
From there the majority of us (the youngest scum passed out, some slithered out) went to harrys and hess's. At 1 am I had my fill so I asked if anyone wanted to go to the house (like it was still ours). Chewy and Pro took me up on it and we proceeded to the house. We sure don't live there anymore. New doors, windows, walls, etc. After an hour of walking around the house and listening to Pro talk about the smell of the house we called it a night.
The next morning a bunch of us met at harrys, the buckhorn and at russels again. By 11am I had enough and got the hell out of there. The farther I traveled the better I felt.
I am not the most creative writer, so to sum it up we had a great time. I don't know of anyone who won't return. Next year we are shooting for 72 brothers (18 holes, a 4 some for each hole). The date is set for July 20th meet at russels 10 am or sooner. Send your $35 down payment to me at 60 church st, victor ny 14564.
Dismally yours,
Ginsu 407
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