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Billy Wat
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Date Posted: 07:31:17 08/28/01 Tue
In reply to:
Ginsu 407
's message, "8th Annual Delta Pi Golf Freak Show" on 19:15:54 08/21/01 Tue
>Did anybody smoke some of the 18th green?
Welcome back scum bags.
>
>On July 21, 2001 the 8th annual delta pi golf freak
>show was held at willow run demolished golf course.
>44 freaks ranging in numbers from 360 to 600 showed up
>to drink with the brothers. we all met at russels at
>10 am (by the way russel said he misses the brothers
>stopping in on there way home to the house). Needless
>to say we went to the course at 1:30 pm all larried
>up. We departed in a scramble. As everyone left to
>go to there hole the covers to styrofoam coolers blew
>off the top off the cooler and ended up all over the
>course (that was just the beginning). The majority of
>us finished however several of us did not (including
>me). Instead of completing the last 3 holes I decided
>to go swimming in one of the water hazards (i did not
>find any golf balls). Additionally, Mike Castner won
>closest to the pin with the golf cart, Chewy (Randy
>Faller) and Jeff Halsey won farthest travel from
>Wisconsin and California respectively (they both came
>in just for the outing and they both said they are
>returning next year). Quag won quickest exit (he left
>before the 1st hole because his wife flagged him down
>on his cell phone and told him to get home), Stanky
>(Fran Stancato), and Brad Jaffee won longest drive
>(jaffee kicked his ball 50 yards after it landed), BT
>and I won closest to the pin, Rick Dixon number 360?
>won lowest number, Chris McGinnty number 600? won
>highest number, the best bag was sleepy (he had his
>check to me by the end of april) worst score was won
>by skip, fred, frey and fabian, best score was won by
>chewy, stanky, pro and shroomlander.
>
>As the day was ending at the golf course, as expected
>we did not finish the keg, so we took the keg and tap
>with us to the go kart track. There we took over the
>track and about 10 of us got kicked off the track
>after we tried to simulate dale earnhardt's crash. As
>I was about to leave I realized I left a bunch of
>items behind at the golf course and went back (with
>the stolen keg in my car) to pick up the items. The
>golf course (not realizing what type of shape the
>couse was in because we finished so late and not
>realizing we left with the keg) returned all my items
>to me and thanked me for coming to there course (I am
>not sure if we will be invited back, I will probably
>have to use a different name next year).
>
>From there the majority of us (the youngest scum
>passed out, some slithered out) went to harrys and
>hess's. At 1 am I had my fill so I asked if anyone
>wanted to go to the house (like it was still ours).
>Chewy and Pro took me up on it and we proceeded to the
>house. We sure don't live there anymore. New doors,
>windows, walls, etc. After an hour of walking around
>the house and listening to Pro talk about the smell of
>the house we called it a night.
>
>The next morning a bunch of us met at harrys, the
>buckhorn and at russels again. By 11am I had enough
>and got the hell out of there. The farther I traveled
>the better I felt.
>
>I am not the most creative writer, so to sum it up we
>had a great time. I don't know of anyone who won't
>return. Next year we are shooting for 72 brothers (18
>holes, a 4 some for each hole). The date is set for
>July 20th meet at russels 10 am or sooner. Send your
>$35 down payment to me at 60 church st, victor ny
>14564.
>
>Dismally yours,
>Ginsu 407
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