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Date Posted: 11:07:20 10/18/05 Tue
Author: Matthew Villani
Subject: Bert's admittances of his physical inferiority
In reply to: Matthew Villani 's message, "Re: ATTENTION ALL FAKES" on 10:55:40 10/18/05 Tue

I'll censor the things that go beyond the means of good taste and violate the guidelines.

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From Bert's joke on DirtyJokesInc "Profile Of An Italian"

"drumrolls please, i am bert, 5'4 and 133 pounds , my hobbies are posting day and night and loving myself. i enjoy ballroom dancing, walks on the beach and standing in the park with my raincoat on. i love my dog named matthew and he loves me. i'm single and enjoy mrs paul's fish sticks. i have all my teeth. i'm loved by all and i'm here to stay. ole. (I deleted parts about his butt and crude dialogue towards Chill Pill)."

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From this very website under the nickname "trying to lift more".

"now matthew on a more serious note, i have weightlifted too. although i can't lift very much, i can lift about 100 pounds with a spotter. i don't know to much about the squat or deadlift, i am good at doing the curls, pushups and jumping jacks. i am considering joining a gym. i eat to much fastfood and drink way to much cola. if i eat better i will be able to lift more on the bench press and get stronger. bert"

Translation: The spotter lifted 80 lbs, while Bert did 20. He can two about five cheat-pushups on a good day, a few jumping jacks before wearing out, and curls with a broomstick.

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Replies:

Re: Bert's admittances of his physical inferiority -- Heat, 13:10:28 10/18/05 Tue
- Re: Bert's admittances of his physical inferiority -- Matthew Villani, 15:26:13 10/18/05 Tue
  - Re: Bert's admittances of his physical inferiority -- Matthew Villani, 18:52:40 10/18/05 Tue