| Subject: Crisis... |
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Vincent Capelle
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Date Posted: 15:52:56 01/09/02 Wed
*As we open up we get a short film of the highlights from the HWA's last show Tuesday night Terror. We then get a short highlight film of Vincent Capelle beating Ace Shocker's ass from one post to the next. It seems wrestling isn't as foreign to Mr. Capelle as we once thought. Vincent Capelle has a bright future in the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance, and many believe gold in his near future. But..thats not what Mr. Capelle is about, the glammor of the spotlight doesn't appeal Vincent. He is just here to bust his heads, and he wants to finish a job, no matter what it takes, or how he does it. He is a man of his word, and when he says he's going to beat you, you better believe he will give you all he's got*
*Working hard is what this man is all about. His work may be a touchy subject, but its a living. He doesn't have many real freinds, the fact may be that he can't keep them because, frankly, he doesnt trust anybody. This is a good philosophy to take, especially in the wrestling business...because here, especially in the HWA, everyone will jump at the chance to surpass someone and reach their goal for the gold. Mr. Capelle, on the other hand, isn't out there for gold..no..he's out there to do what he does better than anything in this world, and thats beat the living hell out of people*
*The camera focus' on Vicent Capelle, and the HWA's head Security man, Gary. Gary has just given Capelle a lump sum of cash. Capelle counts it, and Gary turns both ways to see if anyone sees what is going down here. After Capelle is satisfied with the money that Gary has given him, he extends his hand to shake with Gary on the deal. Gary, in response, extends his hand and the two shake. Gary, during the beginning part of the hand shake was looking to see if anyone was coming. Capelle sees this and grabs his face, palming it, makes him look into his eyes*
Vincent Capelle: You'll look into ma face when we make a deal, cappish?
Gary: uh..sure..i just dont want anybody to know whats goin down here ya know?
Vincent Capelle: Listen to me, you son a ma bitch, you betta be scared of me more den anybody else here.
Gary: Yeah but my rep..
Vincent Capelle: FOGETTA ABOUT IT! what's more important? you rep, or your neck?
Gary: Gotcha.. So where is she?
Vincent Capelle: Uncle Salvatore said she'd be on the third door on the left, the one thats open but the lights are off.
Gary: whys the lights off? what is she gettin ready?
Vincent Capelle: Yeah thats it..well you gotta wait like 15 minutes for her to be ready, so take a seat and be ready to be relaxed. EY, you betta not turn dose lights on neither. Cuz dis girl i got for ya, shes very shy cappish? so no lights, you get in, do ur thin, get out. I believe i gave u a price good enough for that, and that only. Enjoy my freind, I will be back when she is ready, so dont say nothin and shuddup a you face.
*Gary sits down on the couch right next to where the men were previously standing. His leg is bobbing up and down in excitement. Capelle gives him a dirty look, turns around and gives an evil smile. Something is up, and he's not letting us in on it just yet. Capelle walks around the coridor, and sees Lisa Flyman. He doesn't know who it is just yet, so he walks up to her very cool like*
Vincent Capelle: My..My..My..what have we got here? Ever been with an italian before sweetie? an itallion stallion if you will, cappish?
Lisa Flyman: Uhm, are you hitting on me Vincent Capelle?
Vincent Capelle: PLEASE! call me Vinny
Lisa Flyman: Well uh...Vinny, I'm Lisa Flyman, backstage reporter for the HWA. And no, I havn't been with a stallion in the sack before, but..sadly i don't date my co-workers
Vincent Capelle: Who said anything about datin?
Lisa Flyman: Nope, sorry. But Vinny, I would like to ask you some questions if you would let me, so how bout it?
Vincent Capelle: It's Vincent Capelle to you missy, only my freinds call me Vinny.
Lisa Flyman: but you just said..
Vincent Capelle: NO BUTTS, especially with you babe, you should eat more.
Lisa Flyman: Whatever...Mr. Capelle... There have been reports stating that you are a part of the mafia, is there any truth to this speculation?
*At the word Mafia, Capelle turned around in disgust. Slowly after a few moments of silence, Capelle turns back around. He looks up into the air as if he was thinking. After afew moments, he goes to speak, opens his mouth but says nothing. He rears his head upwards again and thinks for a little while longer. He then looks Lisa Flyman in the eyes*
Vincent Capelle: You know, Lisa, you have beatiful eyes...would you like to leave this place and be a dancer?
Lisa Flyman: REALLY!? LIKE A BALLET DANCER?!
Vincent Capelle: No..not really, but well is lap dance a form of dancing, because i think you'd be good at that. There's an opening at the club, i just have to call Uncle Salvatore, and your in! He trusts me cappish? I can get you in, you'll make alot more money than this crappy job
Lisa Flyman: I'm not going to dignifie that with an answer. Now answer my question! are you a part of the mafia or not?
Vincent Capelle: Lisa, Lisa, Lisa...How...How could ju such wild accusations?
Lisa Flyman: Is that a no?
*Again Capelle turns around in disgust. Refusing to look at Lisa. He hangs his head in shame, thinking of what he should say to get himself out of this one. all the meanwhile, Lisa is looking at Capelle's ass, checking him out if you will. After a few seconds, Capelle turns around again*
Vincent Capelle: I ..uh..I mean..Im..not going to dignify that with an answer. NEXT QUESTION!
Lisa Flyman: O..K...well, after a great outing on Tuesday Terror, you do not have a match for Friday Fear. Why?
Vincent Capelle: Well, for this I am not sure...Theres a many things that could have happened, but due to the lack of competition, to my superior body..
*Capelle flexes, and completely impresses Flyman*
Vincent Capelle: But I will be backstage at Fear, and if the need arises I will do something drastic, to make myself more known.
Lisa Flyman: There is increasing tension backstage between you and one Jason Crisis, when's this all going to go down in the squared circle?
Vincent Capelle: I believe going down is your department, but I have asked the man, the boss, Ace Jenkins for a match against that lowlife scum Jason Crisis, and I will show him who a real man is, and how a real man fights. He's been fighting women up untill now...Mystic, Jake Tannor..*begins to laugh* Jake Tannor still plays with petty video games..PAHAHAHA!
Lisa Flyman: tee heee...yeah tannor couldnt even put the match away after hitting his own finisher...speaking of finishers, what does the MIX stand for?
Vincent Capelle: It stands for the Mafia Integrated Xentraxon
Lisa Flyman is xentraxon even a worD?
Vincent Capelle: look lisa, it isn't a matter of if it's a word, its a matter of how devastating it is. As you can see, once you see the MIX, it will be your last dance.
Lisa Flyman: oh my.
Vincent Capelle: May i say one thing to Crisis, before we go to bed?
Lisa Flyman: We are definitly not going to bed, I don't date wrestlers, many have tried, many have failed.
Vincent Capelle: well this time your going down! (hehe get it?)
Lisa Flyman: ok whatever, go ahead speak to jason
Vincent Capelle: Mr. Crisis. I'm going to give you an offer, that you can't possibly refuse. Not today, not tomorrow, but someday. Me and you, one on one. No talk, just muscle. See whos da better man. I want to show you what an Italian powerhouse..no Italian Stallion can do. You'll take it with a smile...it'll be easy for you because your always in denial. Nobody disrespects me, you call me a pizza eating asshole? well instead of saying that on some punk ass dismissed MTV show, why don't you say that to the man's face? I dare you, I dare you to come down and do it..because if you do, I will be on you like white on rice. You will be so sick of me beating your ass every night that you won't ever be able to eat pasta again. And when i hit the MIX, IT WILL BE YOUR LAST DANCE!
Lisa Flyman: well said...so where we going to do this?
Vincent Capelle: You sweat me so bad dont ya?
Lisa Flyman: ....more than you can imagine ...take me TAKE ME NOW DAMMIT
Vincent Capelle: hold on sweet heart, I got some business i gotta deal with first. Here's my key, go wait in my room, get...hmn..comfortable
*Capelle hands a key to Flyman, Lisa turns and walks to Capelle's locker room with all smiles*
*Capelle, shakes his head and walks down the coridor opposite from where Lisa is going. He grows that evil grin on his face that we saw before. We see Gary sitting there, a little impatient, but staying calm and cool. He sees Capelle and jumps up*
Gary: THANK GOD! I don't think I could have waited any longer..now your sure shes hot right?
Vincent Capelle: Gary, Gary, Gary..I have given you women 4 times before, have i steered you wrong?
Gary: No, but still I dont want one of those ugly whores
Vincent Capelle: PLease, they are not whores they are ladies. Not trust me Gary, this one will be an unforgettable expierience. Now, do you have my money from last week? I get very vengefull when people owe me money..My boss all he says is Where's da money? Do You have da money? Why aren't you going to get the money? and so on..
Gary: I don't got it on me, but i'm good for it, you know.
Vincent Capelle: You better be, because I'm very vengefull..VERY VENGEFULL
Gary: Now..is she ready or not?
Vincent Capelle: hehe, hold your horses, your cowgirl awaits you..this way
*Capelle leads Gary to the room with the open door. Its completely dark, all you can hear is the sound of what may be livestock..cattle or a donkey perhaps. Slowly Gary walks in, and Vincent closes the door behind him to reveal a steel plate that says Felipe Romero and Dr. Dieter the Donkey. (heheh sorry Stef :P) A close-up of Capelle's face*
Vincent Capelle: VERY VENGEFULL..
*Capelle disapeers off the screen, and the scene turns black..all we have is audio..you hear some hitting noises and a donkey howling and then a man howling in enjoyment. Abruptly it stops*
Gary: wow..that was amazing..I have never been with 2 women before..
Fabuloso Felipe Romero: THAT WAS JUST FABULOSO!
Dr. Dieter The DOnkey: HEE HAW!
Gary: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fabuloso Felipe Romero: What?
*The scene fades as if it was a dream...maybe it was...or was it?! DUN DUN DUN!!*
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