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"The Most Special Man In Sports Entertainment" El Retardo
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Date Posted: 23:31:07 01/11/02 Fri
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To Dream. In the dictionary it would be defined, a series of thoughts, images and sensations occurring in a persons mind during sleep. In the encyclopedia it’s a state of mind in which someone is or seems to be unaware of their immediate surrounds, a cherished aspiration, or ideal. And something I just dug up references to it as being unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy, a person or thing perceived as wonderful or perfect. But that isn’t true for all, especially for a man that goes by the name of El Retardo or better known to the wrestling words as “The Most Special Man In Sports Entertainment.”
Why so special you ask, well just for the fact the man is 4’11, they still wont give him that inch he deserves, so he remains a midget to the world. But tonight we catch El Retardo for the first time laid comfortably in between his brown crumpled up cardboard box on the corner of a somewhat nice neighborhood, but for a black male who one is a midget and second has a MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) disease really doesn’t vote well for him early. So there he sleeps, peacefully not looking as if he could harm a soul. Until the his right leg jumps a bit then his left and his body begin to wiggle from side to side. He mutters then out. “I need two!”
*FLASH*
The scene flicks into a dream like sequence, the clouds slowly moving past the screen while your still trying to figure what the hell is going on. The scene then pops down to a shot of El Retardo standing dressed in a lavender pimp outfit, decked with a feather fitted top hat, and tiger trimmed collar is seen with his right index finger in his nose.
“Excuse me but if you want any of our ladies tonight…. your gonna haft to remove your finger from your nose.” The six-foot nearly 240 bouncer said strapped in a back leather vest, dirty white t-shirt and black jeans that clashed with the brown cowboy boots he was wearing. The bouncer look down upon me like a man looks on his prey.
“Ain’t no thang baby…shit all gravy around her.” I take my whipping across my pants leg while the bouncer eyes follow my every movement. “I just want one dem hoes behind you…ya kno. The bouncer just glares back down at me causing me get a funny feeling in my stomach. Some call it the BG’s (bubble guts) but I rather call it, I’m so scared I’m bout ready to shit on myself.
“200.” He moans looking back down at me then rubbing his long dusty brown goatee. “200 dat it. You betta drop another hoe on der fo me. Because tonight I got stamina.” The bouncer just rolled his eyes in the back of his head while I reached in my back pocket, grabbing my wallet out and picking out 3 100-dollar bills and handing it up to the bouncer. He stood there for a second licking his right index finger then rubbing it up against his thumb before slowly flipping back 3 hundred dollar bills and giving a weird little stare down before stepping ahead and motioning for me to enter.
“Porky’s Playhouse” is what the sign on the build read and inside were some of Florida’s sexiest chicks and tonight I was going to have the time of my life with 3 of them.
“Oh boy.” I whispered under my breath stepping past the steel electronic door that automatically shut once you step through. I stood in astonishment as I listened on in the background of moaning and groaning taking place in the various rooms of the magnificent looking hoe house. I just knew in a matter of moments the stage would be set for me to be the king of the jungle.
“Yo bruce, I thought you said I had a customer.” The voice of a stunning brunette, dressed in a ravishing red two-piece lingerie outfit yelled back upstairs from steps he was standing on. “Humm….that would be me.” I quietly said, stepping from around the counter where the entire dildo collection was placed and the rest of the sex toy were into plane view where daddy could see his baby. Just wish she felt the same way I did.
The brunette turned back looking back upstairs saying. “He’s a midget.” She paused. “Oh…ok but you better not forget you owe me.” She said turning back and putting on a smile that would drive any man wild and slowly step-by-step showing off her awesome figure she had while making her way down the steps. Her breast looked so soft and juicy as she made her way closer and closer to me. Just the thought of them made me wanna let my fireworks go a little bit ahead of time. Shit I had a box of viagra in my pocket too, tonight was gonna be a good night for me.
“So you’re the handsome little devil everyone’s been fussing about.” She said laying her hand softy atop my head before rubbing down to my cheek, lifting my head up towards her beautiful brown eyes. “Don’t be shy….why tonight, every dream, desire, fantasy will come true. Indulge into anything you like because what’s ours is yours.” She says, running her hand through her crouch up to her breast then licking her hand and rubbing it across my lips. “Tasty.” She motions with her mouth, grabbing my arm and pulling me along.
The camera reverses around catching just the back of and the brunette and the cute little buttocks she has as the screen starts to get fuzzy and soon to static and quickly after that is shuts off leaving nothing more but blackness over your screen. The dream has come to end for NOW. When will it pick back up? You never know but when it is, it’s sure to show that the impossible is possible.
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