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Subject: female comebacks Author: HA! take that! =) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 17:02:04 09/14/05 Wed Author Host/IP: adsl-68-74-145-255.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net/68.74.145.255 man: haven't i seen you some place before? woman: yes. that's why i don't go there anymore. man: is this seat empty? woman: yes, and this one will be if you sit down. man: your place or mine? woman: both. you go to yours and i'll go to mine. man: so, what do you do for a living? woman: i'm a female impersonator. LOL!!! man: hey baby, what's your sign? woman: do not enter. LOL! man: how do you like your eggs in the morning? woman: unfertilized. man: your body is like a temple. woman: there are no services today. man: if i could see you naked, i'd die happy. woman: if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: Don't burn a man for trying. Try this one, Roses are red, violets are blue, you wanta F#$k. (NT) jimmy mother F'in Goodtimes 11:11:30 09/15/05 Thu Re: You'll be blue in the morning too.... (NT) -- Maggie, 11:53:52 09/15/05 Thu i'm in a hurry so, i'll try to think of a good one while i'm cleanin (NT) =) 12:03:03 09/15/05 Thu actually, that comment just gets a f**k yourself in return. (NT) -- =), 12:08:51 09/15/05 Thu Re: How about this one. Do you want to cuddle? Good my parents couch is perfect. (NT) jimmy mother F'in Goodtimes 10:11:18 09/16/05 Fri Re: sounds like something a good girl would do.... (NT) -- ...., 11:57:21 09/16/05 Fri Re: sounds like something a good girl would do.... (NT) -- =), 10:33:07 09/17/05 Sat Re: female comebacks melissa 11:30:04 09/16/05 Fri no no no. if he says "roses are red, violets are blue, wanna f**k?" you say "i don't like spaghetti." (NT) -- HA!, 10:35:30 09/17/05 Sat