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Date Posted: 16:36:13 08/29/05 Mon
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an irishman, a mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of building. they were eating lunch and the irishman said, "corned beef and cabbage?! if i get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, i'm ganna jump off this building." the mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "burritos again?! if i get burritos one more time, i'm jumpin too!" the blonde gut opened his lunch box and said, "bologna?! if i get bologna one more time i'm jumpin too. the next day the irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. the mexican opened his lunch box, saw a burrito and jumped too. the blonde gut opened his lunch box, saw bologna and jumped. at the funeral the irishman's wife was weeping. she said, "if i only knew how he tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, i never would have given it to him again." the mexican's wife also wept and said, "i could have given him tacos or enchaladas! everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. the blonde's wife said, "don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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