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Date Posted: 22:36:20 07/29/06 Sat
Author: Mark A.
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Subject: Ted Starts it out on Saturday

Funny, Ted has the same writing style as Susan who normally starts things out.

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Date Posted: 06:04:01 07/29/06 Sat

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I need to ask you to tell us about your smoking Saturday. They keep the boys and girls in the dorm apart 4 hours a day. Usually I sleep during that period. Today I woke up early so it looks like I can start the morning off.
For those who say summer is slow, they must be talking about classes. The social scene moves along.
I see the ladies on this board have things moving along too.
Cathy asks about holder action and then goes and crashes her daughters' bicycle. I assume the $18 dress made it ok. It doesn't take much to total an $18 dress. After seeing the results, Cathy maybe you should have smoked and biked.
The new biker chicks. What a world. I bet Mindy was and would still be hot riding a bike and smoking.
Yeah Cathy. You asked if I was looking for you. Well, I was but not on the side of the road crashed.
Brenda, you stay off the bicycle. You don't know nothing about mechanical stuff. Janice, pretty soon you can teach your little boy to ride a bike. Then comes the car.
Megan, hope your girls can stay off cigarettes. Hope you do what is best for everyone. Good to hear from Millicent and that Joe Camel has found her. Speaking of guys. Where's Quincy???
No holder action here Cathy and Susan, just young adults doing what their mothers told them not to do. Most smoke, too.
Wilma's fine. Great, in fact.
Joy, the daughter of the pastor, says her mother wants her to switch churches. They speculate there is something in the background of this guy or his wife. Maybe it's Joy's mom or dad.
Anyway, Joy will be marching off to this same church with Gwen and Sue Ellen. I love it when they walk back dressed in their Sunday best and smoking a cigarette. They may take Wilma this Sunday. I'm invited, too. I'm sure I could use a little religion.
Faith sounds like a religious name but the lady is living way past her name. She went to the club with us Saturday night and had a bad experience with beer. She was trying cigarettes which her body did not tolerate that well.
After hurling into an empty popcorn bucket Wilma magically produced, Faith settled back and started her comeback that very night. She smoked a few cigarettes while sipping Dr. Pepper.
Since then, she has met a man who has a professional job in this town. He was at the club and amused by her problems but amazed at her tenacity. He's after her like a dog in heat which may be the case.
Actually, Faith and her friend Alice worked for 3 years after high school and were tired on the insincere hits so they decided to come to college and pick up their Mrs.
I Hope Faith is on the right path. It seems so. She's careful about her drinking but really pushing her smoking.
Alice, who came here with her with the same goals in mind, said that Faith has gone from smoking a pack in her lifetime to a half a pack a day. It probably won't stop there.
Alice is just jealous. There's been quite a bit of smoking among the girls around here. Innocence tainted -- that's what college is all about. In the good news, bad news department, our football workouts start real soon.
Variety is the spice of life so I hope Sarah, Charlotte, Dusti, Fran, Josephine, Helen, Angie in college, Past Tempted our moderator, Julie, Community Play Gal, Annette, Connie, Alice, Lydia, and all the other hot women I mentioned can come in and spice up my life.
Also, Norman and Methinks come back and spice up the women. I can stand a little support on the boards but don't try to move in on that gal with the $18 dress. These lovely women are to be admired.
I'm sure Susan will get out of bed, light a Capri, start the coffee, turn on the computer, light another Capri and found I've already asked the magic question. Then the rest of you can light up, (not you Brenda) turn on your man and your computer, and respond.
Please tell us about your smoking Saturday.

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