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Date Posted: 16:10:54 11/25/05 Fri
Author: Anonymous
Subject: WHAT A PAGEANT MOM IS THANKFUL FOR

I AM THANKFUL FOR

All my bashers, if it was not for them I might forget my name or my DD's name.
For everyone reminding me that it is time to cash my Welfare Check so I can pay DD's pageant fees.
For all these boards, cause without them I would have to spend time with my hubby
All the people that told me I can not buy DD a new swimwear with my food stamps.
All the board owners that insisted on posting my ISP(saying its me) even though everyone else is on the same one.
For telling me about a Tickle woman. If you hear me laughing, means I met her.
For telling me the Real reason I lost my home. (It was that 3,000 dress)
All the people that told me I should have paid that electric bill instead of a coaching lesson. PS Thanks for the candles!
For telling me what state the bashers are from so I can look for their doormats with the name Basher on it.
For letting me know if you see a PM with a Twinkie, she is a basher that shops at Walmart.
For letting me know if you see a PM with a Ding Dong, you better watch out for your husband.
All the PM's that insist they know who is posting. Why do pageants, these PM's must also know who is going to win.
All the directors that never come on the boards,but somehow I got more pageant info here than their website.
For letting me know there is a Pickle lady in case Burger King does not let me "have it my way".
For everyone giving me a recap of everything that went on in my life. Sorry it was boring.
For telling me that my opinion does not count and I can get sued for it.
All the PM's that listed all my places of employment. Now I have a new resume.
Everyone telling me about Prozac, A PM's sidekick.
For telling me that COI is conflict of interest and not "chapter of idiots"
For be able to come on here to check to see if my Hubby is fooling around.
Letting me know that when I eat fruit loops, I might be eating some NY coaching group.
For telling me not to believe everything on the boards, Guess last weeks winners were not TRUE?
For telling me that the FBI will take your "hard drive" if you post on the board that someone is not pretty..
For telling me my friend was bashing me even though she was sitting right next to me. (guess the eyes play tricks)
Everyone telling me I can mortgage my home to get those new photos that do not look like DD
For telling me that all PM's are heavy and the one saying this is a 2 ton tessie.
For telling me there is some meaning to the song "I wear my sunglasses at night"
For letting me know the next step after friendship is court,
For finding out that Weight Watchers are PM's in the back of the room watching other PM's.
All the PM's that taught me the meaning of 24/7 since I thought it was an upgrade of the 7/11 store.
For letting me know when I was home and what I did last week. (senior moments made me forget)
For letting me stay on here so long, I trained my bladder to only go 2x's a day.
For telling me that FBI means "Fat Busty Idiot"
All the PM's that snuck onto the computer during work to talk about me, How kind of you.
For letting me know what everyones house looks like and how many mortages they have.
For letting me know that the color green is for jealousy and not jolly green giant veggies.
All the PM's that helped me lose weight by not eating since I was on here fighting with you.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Thank you to all the board owners for allowing all these people to post on your boards.
Without you I would be lost. I would not know if I was coming or going. You are like
my lifeline. Hey who else knows just as much as I do about myself other than these
boards? Not even my husband. THANK YOU

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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[> OMG! This is priceless! You ought to frame it and sell it at pageants! Thanks for the laugh (and hey you old hags w/ no sense of humor, it's called SATIRE! --but with a WHOLE lot of truth to it!) LOL! -- Anonymous, 16:14:12 11/25/05 Fri [1]


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[> [> Love it!!! How true. Whenever I forget something about myself I just come on here. Someone is sure to remember LOL. Or how about that photo contest win my daughter got three years ago! Nevermind the several others she has had since then -- Anonymous, 16:15:16 11/25/05 Fri [1]


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[> [> [> OMG! This is a great post! -- Anonymous, 16:16:47 11/25/05 Fri [1]


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