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Date Posted: 14:34:12 12/03/08 Wed
Author: andypandy
Author Host/IP: 82.30.76.72
Subject: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:


ONE!

ONLY ONE!!!!

And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb!

They don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.

AND! once they figured it out,they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!



























I'm sorry.

What was the question?

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[> Well, at least you can laugh about it -- DZR, 15:46:15 12/03/08 Wed [1] (62.240.244.114)

I doubt many men can.


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[> [> well, my son sent the joke to me.......... -- andypandy, 16:29:33 12/03/08 Wed [1] (82.30.76.72)

I just found it very funny!

Of course I never behave like that myself! ;-)


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[> That house sounds really gross. -- Gabs, 19:42:02 12/03/08 Wed [1] (85.3.62.46)


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[> [> LOL! -- DZR, 10:12:53 12/04/08 Thu [1] (62.240.244.114)


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